Hope you have some Germ-X and a face mask on hand because you are about to be exposed to all types of fucking influenza. The world premiere of Bejesus x Lady GaGa’s “Video Phone” video may have been delayed until a later date but that doesn’t mean we all have to go to bed tonight without experiencing some type of fever. Sweet Minty Jesus may not come when you want him but he’ll be there right on time.
Curtis continued to make unworthy butch queens around the globe jealous today at the New York City launch for his powerful punani perfume. Finally, a new scent to spray on my tanqueray areas after taking a hoe bath in the bathroom sink. I have had stock in Amber Romance and Love Spell since I was a sophomore in high school, so this is a welcome change.
But I digress.
Bitch could call home cattle with his eyes if he needed to. iLive! When I smize, you smize, we smize, together.
Dwight Eubanks allowed the Atlanta Journal Constitution Home Finder inside his palatial pad for an intimate tour. Barbie’s dream house ain’t got shit on the presidential pussy headquarters. I dare you to disagree.
Killing You Hoes In Couture
“I don’t have any ‘Dwrongs’ in my wardrobe! My girlfriend Britanica Stewart says I’m a slave to fashion and that’s true,” admits Eubanks. “If it’s beautiful [and] feels good I have to have it. My mother was the first of 14, she [took] care of her siblings, she pressed their blue jeans [and] shirts. When she had kids she [stressed] that she was not pressing no more blue jeans! We were not allowed to wear blue jeans. Even when I’m cutting the grass I’m pulled together, I’m a southern gentleman.”
As the title of this post suggests, our favorite bronzed goddess Al Reynolds’s relationship is still fall off the bone [shade sold separately] tender with his former meal ticket Star Jones. But the brothers going to work it out. Check out Al get sick and filthy about gay rumors and his failed marriage on TV One ‘s “Life After” this Sunday at 10 PM sharp. Have your Kleenex and Tampax on deck.
While Atlanta area rappers and socialites were busy snatching coins from their mother’s “offering change” pickle jar to have enough extra cash to make it around town on Saturday, there was a whirlwind of zest in Beverly Hills at the 19th Annual Divas Simply Singing! AIDS Benefit Concert [sponsored by Pancake 31] out in Beverly Hills.
While NASA made headlines last week for licking shots at the moon but the occurrence of Dwight Eubanks and Norwood Young’s pussy being presented on the same platter is far more important.
Every time a creole does an act of kindness a cast member of The Real Housewives of Atlanta adds fashion designer to their resume. Check Google! Sister 2 Sister reports that Dwight Eubanks will unveil his new men’s collection of unique lounge wear, undergarments and a collection of smoking jackets tonight at M2 Ultra Lounge in Atlanta. The seams will be pressed, the shrimp will be cool and crisp, and there will be plenty of ripe melons around to molest!
WHAT CELEBRITY DO YOU THINK WOULD DO DWIGHT’S DESIGNS JUSTICE?
Today is Thursday and you know what that means, the possibility of Dwight Eubanks sweeping the floor with his five star snatch on The Real Housewives of Atlanta! YouTube personality Darian Outloud caught up with our queen after his No H8 Campaign photo shoot to chat it up about various topics such as aggressive women who crave Dwight’s delectable treats and educating our community about AIDS.
If you have been skimping out on your weekend serving of tang courtesy of the fantastic femme footwork of Vogue Evolution then take a moment out of your hectic day to chew this ass. The jealous butch queen vibes were on full throttle as the team rehearsed for the Week 4 Bollywood Challenge, prompting the dance troupe’s resident Deena Jones [or Effie if you're feeling messy] to exit in dramatic cunt fashion, resulting in the kids giving a subpar final performance.
All too aware of the self-inflicted emotional wounds that her tranny brethren scar their pretty little souls with, Lil’ Llama tried her best to humble Leiomy Mizrahi down but fell short and just rehashed the fever that started this shit in the first place – - jealous butch queen vibes.