Archive for the 'The Jokes Write Themselves' Category
Open Air: Jay-Z + Kate Hudson
J. Coop composed a post filled with all types of shade and camel jokes about water but I just couldn’t go through with it. I don’t need PETA and angry stans on my back at the same time.
Open Air: Jay-Z In Glasgow + Video of His Personal Street Sweeper
This post is one ass big land mine filled with so many potential jokes that I wouldn’t feel right if I was the only person to make them all I’ll let you do the damage instead. Let’s see who has a good sense of humor today shall we?
No Lil’ Mama, You Are The Face of Transgenders In America
If you have been skimping out on your weekend serving of tang courtesy of the fantastic femme footwork of Vogue Evolution then take a moment out of your hectic day to chew this ass. The jealous butch queen vibes were on full throttle as the team rehearsed for the Week 4 Bollywood Challenge, prompting the dance troupe’s resident Deena Jones [or Effie if you're feeling messy] to exit in dramatic cunt fashion, resulting in the kids giving a subpar final performance.
All too aware of the self-inflicted emotional wounds that her tranny brethren scar their pretty little souls with, Lil’ Llama tried her best to humble Leiomy Mizrahi down but fell short and just rehashed the fever that started this shit in the first place – - jealous butch queen vibes.
Fresh Review: Tiny & Toya
Pray for my haters because I am spreading my fuckery around the internet! When I am not doing hoe shit and ranting on Twitter you will be able to catch me over at HoneyMag.com giving my praises to Yahweh + pop culture. I was suppose to write my first piece for the site a looooong time ago but I couldn’t decide on what I wanted to go in on and then I heard an oink from the heavens. Sweet epiphany.
To say I was less than enthusiastic when BET announced that Tiny & Toya would be a part of their summer line up would be an understatement. I expected the show to be nothing more than another chapter in the book about the lavish lives of two hip-hop baby mamas who stay Louis down to the socks. Something I could definitely go without in my $5-foot-long-for-dinner world. Besides, we all have The Desperate Housewives of Bankhead (along with the fabulous Dwight Eubanks) and their rented lifestyles to fill that void, no?
Once the expensive stilettos and oversized bags were set aside I quickly realized that Tameka and Toya are the same type of chicks who I sit next to in the beauty salon, laugh with over cocktails, exchange mean mugs with at the club, call when I need a hook up at the MAC counter, and pray for at night. [CONTINUE AT HONEYMAG.COM]
Watch last night’s sneak peak episode and check pictures of Tiny & Toya looking tragic with all them Lil’ Mo inspired prison tattoos out on the red carpet at the EBT Awards under the cut.
Living It Up While Locked Down
Now this is favor from the Lord. If you haven’t paid your tithes this month you may want to break out your wallet after reading this.
Foxy Brown received the star treatment while incarcerated, being allowed to sport Gucci sneakers and a Fendi scarf – - and when they got dirty, new ones were brought to her. Owww! Puts a whole new twist on pampered pets, right?
I’m Just Saying . . .
Oh, First Lady Diamond. Are you sure about that? Like, really sure? Because I am thinking if you were your husband wouldn’t have . . . you get my point.
