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Aqualeo Aqualeo Aqualeo

Time really flies when you are crunking! It was only two years ago when Aqualeo and their legion of 3 fans invaded the comment section of this May 2006 post after the Crunkland kids roasted their ass over an open fire. Sweet memories! I haven’t checked their MySpace profile out in a while for new music but I am anxious to hear how their sound has evolved.

Confused about the Tales From The Wig Crypt label? Check the original post!

The Biggest Rhetorical Question Ever

Cousin Bay Bay

Not only do I hurt for my people but I double over in pain for my gender as well. I was going to block out her eyes in at first in an attempt to conceal her identity, but then it dawned on me that she obviously didn’t give a fuck at the time this photo was snapped so why should I.

I can’t. And I will not.

Quit Yer Bitchin’

Kizzy Rowland was stunned when she lost the role as Carrie Bradshaw’s assistant in the ‘Sex In The City’ film to Jennifer Hudson. She must really think she is Deena Jones or something.

“I can’t understand it because I did a really good job at the audition, a really good job! I hate it, and of course I feel that I should have the part, but then Jennifer Hudson’s just won an Oscar, so maybe she’s better for the role. But I was so bummed at that, I really wanted it.”

Girl, bye! Here are some recent flicks of Kizzy trying to remain relevant at Cannes that I skipped over last week. Hey, there weremore important things going on at the time.

Kizzy Kizzy Kizzy

One Thirsty Broad

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Tell a friend to tell a friend! Cassie’s brand new track titled “Thirsty” [ . . . pause] is infecting the internet like the plague of Yemen as we speak. Check it out and tell me what you think.

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