Today’s Sermon From Thug Misses

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This is the natural pecking order in my universe: Khia, Rich Boy [I still believe], Justine Simmons’ stretch marks, Jesus and everybody else. It’s been a minute since I have dedicated an entry to love advice from the Thug Misses but greatness takes time.  Why do you think it took Cheri Dennis so long to drop her album? Patience is a momofukin’ virtue.

Mother Wisdom should make her congregation repeat this while doing the stanky leg. I can hear the crashing thunders of tambourines and hand claps right now. Shouts out to Miami Greg for this ray of sunshine!

Quick Flicks: Khia At Hot 103.5 Birthday Celebration Finale

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I never paid much attention to Khia’s tattoos because I was too busy focusing in on her Appalachian Trail grill or wardrobe but her body artwork is pretty refreshing. The balloons on her forearms reminds me of birthday party invitations. I feel all festive and shit now!

I don’t know what is going on with the Queen’s eyebrows but that situation needs to be corrected immediately. Aside from her eye caterpillars dare I say she actually looks decent?  Normally I would say something slick about Khia’s dress coming from the flea market but ain’t shit funny about this economic crunch we got going on. If anything I applaud her for only spending $15 on her outfit and accessories.

Now pledge allegiance to the Thug Misses flag.

[Flicks via OzoneMag]

Khia Chronicles

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I don’t know who she will have to sleep with [or who will allow her to sleep with them] but Khia needs her own syndicated talk show. I can envision the brown beauty [hi hater] hurling insults like “dusty foot bitch” and “fuck boy” at her guests. I’m going to sow a seed faith at church on Sunday that my prayers come through. In the meanwhile I guess I will be stuck reading her poignant MySpace blog.

Here is what Thug Misses had to say in response to Diddy appearing in L’uomo Vogue with his naked twin daughters:

P-Diddy what the hell is really going on???? Where the hell is Kim Porter and your Lil Kim looking ass MAMMIE???

I know Janice Combs didn’t appove this shit here!!!!!!!! Now….The Hood already knew that you had a little SUGA in your TANK and that you FUCKED FARNSWORTH and that’s why you never married Kim and you STOLE Danity Kane’s Money…. But a PEDIFILE?????? You gotta clear this one up for me Diddy!!!!!! Why is the HOOD calling you a PEDIFILE????? Is it because you really got a THANG for BOYS?????? Or is because you have pictures of you and your little girls butt-ass naked with Chippendale Bow-ties around their small ass NECKS??? This look like some Michael Jackson bullshit…

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You Sent It!: Khia + Her Side-Eyeing Audience

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Hey Fresh, I came across these pictures of Khia in Tallahassee. I have never seen that many side-eyes in one picture as are in the audience in that first picture. Is it me or did she drop a lot of weight. I guess her and her best friend Trina are on the same diet. The event is a car and bike show and the pictures came from 102.3. They have an event with Trina on there but come on, that doesn’t compare to seeing the rare occurrence of Khia performing somewhere.

- – Shawn

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Today’s Sermon From Thug Misses

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It’s been months since I’ve got my cute little acrylic nails stuck in my keyboard transcribing Khia’s advice column for Hood Magazine but because I love you more than Lenny Williams I risked my tips today to bring you the following 100 percent unadulterated fuckery.

Khia,

You know I fuck with you but how the fuck you gone say it’s something wrong with niggas who be in strip clubs? Everybody go to strip clubs, and most niggas just go to show off how much money they got. I feel disrespected cause I go to strip clubs all the time just to get my rocks off.

- – Jason

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Respect The Queen

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Khia’s expression in the above flick looks like she is asking “what part of the game is this?!” Well, allow me to share some insight on that. It’s the part before you lose.

It’s been too long since the last Thug Misses post but she’s back to doing what she does best – - using her MySpace blog to put those who steps on the Queen’s toes on blast. This time she has more than a few scathing words for popular ATL radio personalities Greg Streets and Frank Ski along with his morning crew.

I lost more than a few brain cells last night while watching the opening scene of Young Cesar on BET, so I didn’t bother reading that long ass paragraph but I did peep what she had to say about her fellow sisters in rhyme.

Why yall hoes cant keep the Queen’s name out yall mouf????? Yall want some of Thug Misses pussy????? It’s the best pussy you ever had….. For the record…. There will be no more diss records….. I tried to told yall what’s been going on out here…. But yall didn’t wanna believe the Queen….. I told yall these whores was FAKE as HELL and was fucking for checks and yall thought I was HATIN!! I guess now yall will believe me since Rick Ross is mad at Wacky Hoe and dissed her ass and told yall how he wrote all her shit and paid for all her lipo…. Yall starting to get it now!! Let’s not be DELAYED Nasti Muzik is a diss within itself!! I write HITS people…. Im sanging to you… Live Band and all….. I don’t recite other people’s shit!!!!

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Skeet or Delete: Get Like Khia

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Ahh, I love a good old fashion “I’m better than all you bitches, bow down, get like me” song. I’m so going to perform this on Pastor Appreciation Sunday next month.

On her new single “Like Me” Khia rhymes about “looking extra thick in the short white tee” and tells all the tired funky monkey hoes to step their snatch game up over a Casio 300 beat. You can officially add the phrase “you can bet your mammy’s ass” to the C+D lexicon. I’m sold! Long live Khia’s juice box! Click here to listen