Archive for the 'The Gospel According To Khia' Category

Today’s Sermon From Thug Misses

It’s been months since I’ve got my cute little acrylic nails stuck in my keyboard transcribing Khia’s advice column for Hood Magazine but because I love you more than Lenny Williams I risked my tips today to bring you the following 100 percent unadulterated fuckery.

Khia,

You know I fuck with you but how the fuck you gone say it’s something wrong with niggas who be in strip clubs? Everybody go to strip clubs, and most niggas just go to show off how much money they got. I feel disrespected cause I go to strip clubs all the time just to get my rocks off.

- - Jason

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Respect The Queen

Khia’s expression in the above flick looks like she is asking “what part of the game is this?!” Well, allow me to share some insight on that. It’s the part before you lose.

It’s been too long since the last Thug Misses post but she’s back to doing what she does best - - using her MySpace blog to put those who steps on the Queen’s toes on blast. This time she has more than a few scathing words for popular ATL radio personalities Greg Streets and Frank Ski along with his morning crew.

I lost more than a few brain cells last night while watching the opening scene of Young Cesar on BET, so I didn’t bother reading that long ass paragraph but I did peep what she had to say about her fellow sisters in rhyme.

Why yall hoes cant keep the Queen’s name out yall mouf????? Yall want some of Thug Misses pussy????? It’s the best pussy you ever had….. For the record…. There will be no more diss records….. I tried to told yall what’s been going on out here…. But yall didn’t wanna believe the Queen….. I told yall these whores was FAKE as HELL and was fucking for checks and yall thought I was HATIN!! I guess now yall will believe me since Rick Ross is mad at Wacky Hoe and dissed her ass and told yall how he wrote all her shit and paid for all her lipo…. Yall starting to get it now!! Let’s not be DELAYED Nasti Muzik is a diss within itself!! I write HITS people…. Im sanging to you… Live Band and all….. I don’t recite other people’s shit!!!!

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Skeet or Delete: Get Like Khia

Ahh, I love a good old fashion “I’m better than all you bitches, bow down, get like me” song. I’m so going to perform this on Pastor Appreciation Sunday next month.

On her new single “Like Me” Khia rhymes about “looking extra thick in the short white tee” and tells all the tired funky monkey hoes to step their snatch game up over a Casio 300 beat. You can officially add the phrase “you can bet your mammy’s ass” to the C+D lexicon. I’m sold! Long live Khia’s juice box! Click here to listen

YouTube Clip of the Day

I was just enjoying the soothing sounds of “Snatch The Cat Back” thanks to an email from Ne-Yo’s #1 Dick Supplier [you mad 'cause you ain't think of it first?!] when I stumbled on this commercial for Khia’s Nasti Muzik. Turn your speakers down low for this one.

Young Jeezus take me into your arms!

The Ultimate “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Fuck “Disturbia” and “I Put On” - - the video for Khia’s “Be Your Lady” is finally here!

Today’s Khia Phrase That Pays

Now see . . . All you wanna be gangsta rappers and junior deputies . . . These are the bitches you ought to be shooting and doing 8 years for!!! Then you wouldn’t been crying in court . . . And your man wouldn’t had to been sneaking you no key cuz it would have been justified!!! [I'm assuming she is yapping about Remy Ma. Cognac Jack don't play that! - - Fresh]

Dese are the muthafuckas that you should’ve had the silencers and grenades to throw at . . . TI! Ricky-Ticky-Timbo-No-Surrender!!!

Or do yall suggests that I bobble on dicks like Trina and the rest of those sluts to get on TV and my music played on the radio???? NOT!!!!!!! Renting dicks and getting dey shit repossessed . . . [She's going in on Kimberly. - - Fresh] Chile Boo!!!!!!

Now, please focus your attention to the very first comment following Khia’s post. I can’t and will not talk about other people’s children.