Tweets Is Watching: Wherever There Is Smoke There Is Khia
You didn’t think Trina’s after school special about the dangers of sexting was going to air without a special guest appearance from Thug Misses, did you?
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Style Jury: Khia
Class. Grace. Elegance. A strong pack of purp. All words used to describe Khia at Amerie’s album listening session [. . . don't ask me, ask Def Jam] at Red Carpet Lanes in Atlanta on Sunday evening. [Visit Necole Bitchie for more flicks from the night]
With a styrofoam cup filled with an equal serving of Magnum 40 and grape flavored Ritz soda (better known as Grapes of Wrath for all the non-sophisticated people out there) Thug Misses k-wanged through the night dressed in an off white KKK winter robe for memaws a cream colored . . . thing.
WHAT’S YOUR VERDICT?
The Queen Has Spoken
Ever have one of those mornings when you wake up feeling unfulfilled before you can even hop up out of bed to turn your swag on? Such was my plight today.
I couldn’t figure out what the missing link in my life was until a voice from the heavens spoke out to me in a loud thunderous voice and instructed me to visit Khia’s MySpace blog. I immediately fell down to my knees and rejoiced when the words “Mathew Knowles wit his dick slaying ass” appeared at the top of my screen.
.Mathew…..Mathew….Mathew….. In the case of Kelly Rowland and Mathew Knowles…. Mr. Knowles…… You are the FATHER!!! And Russell Simmons said that!!!! Nowwwwww….. Imma see if some dirt service out the clear blue sky on Russell!!! One time for Kimora….. I see you left that QUEEN and married that KING bare-faced and hair wrapped up like CLEOPATRA!!!! And I looooooooved it!!! All dat fake shit and make-up had to go fucking wit KUNTA….. Welcome home…… My Black Sista!!!! All Hail The Newborn King!!!!!!.
Can I Get A Witness?
Thug Misses had a lot to say about First Lady Diamond on her MySpace blog, prompting LisaRaye to address our queen on Freaky Friday Radio. But damn her point of view, it’s all about Tampa’s finest over here at C+D! Read what Khia had to say under the hood.
Bow Down
I know some of you want to continue to beat the dead horse that is the Oscars, but let’s get down to the meat and potatoes of today’s fuckery instead: Khia!
Her mega-watt smile and bubbling personality illuminate any dark room. Right before you flip the light switch back in the off position again, of course. I hate to break it to you but this is as good as its going to get. Derek Blanks already tried, baby.
On her hit song [available on iTunes, get you a piece] “K Wang” she raps “it’s me what the fuck hell wrong with ya’ll?” with a straight face. Where does one begin to start?
Today’s Sermon From Thug Misses
This is the natural pecking order in my universe: Khia, Rich Boy [I still believe], Justine Simmons’ stretch marks, Jesus and everybody else. It’s been a minute since I have dedicated an entry to love advice from the Thug Misses but greatness takes time. Why do you think it took Cheri Dennis so long to drop her album? Patience is a momofukin’ virtue.
Mother Wisdom should make her congregation repeat this while doing the stanky leg. I can hear the crashing thunders of tambourines and hand claps right now. Shouts out to Miami Greg for this ray of sunshine!
Quick Flicks: Khia At Hot 103.5 Birthday Celebration Finale
I never paid much attention to Khia’s tattoos because I was too busy focusing in on her Appalachian Trail grill or wardrobe but her body artwork is pretty refreshing. The balloons on her forearms reminds me of birthday party invitations. I feel all festive and shit now!
I don’t know what is going on with the Queen’s eyebrows but that situation needs to be corrected immediately. Aside from her eye caterpillars dare I say she actually looks decent? Normally I would say something slick about Khia’s dress coming from the flea market but ain’t shit funny about this economic crunch we got going on. If anything I applaud her for only spending $15 on her outfit and accessories.
Now pledge allegiance to the Thug Misses flag.
[Flicks via OzoneMag]
