Old Man In The Club

Posted on June 19, 2009

R. Kelly tried his best to seduce a couple of hot blondes back to his hotel room at Movida’s Belvedere IX launch in London last night. Cassidy was not available for comment.

He told the young lady: “Come back with me to my hotel. It’s only seven minutes away. I haven’t invited anybody else back. Well… maybe one or two girls… I want to make you feel good, like you never have before. I’m for real.”

And if that wasn’t enough, Kelly, 42, took a different tactic, trying to rub the girl’s back and grip her hair, saying: “Do you like that? It’s pain, but it’s good pain, isn’t it?’”

Too bad for Kelly, as the girl in question didn’t want to be one of a crowd. Better luck next time, R! It was a long night for the singer, who had spent the day at Harrods and been to see Lion King. But Kelly more than proved his staying power by partying at the Soho club until the early hours. [source]

Buzz Notes: Why You Bringing Up Old Shit?

Posted on June 11, 2009

While promoting his new reality show on the Today Show Kathie Lee attempted to blast MC Hammer for fucking up his money back in the day – - in front of his son. I secretly stan for Stanley Burrell so this left a bad taste in my mouth. Nobody is asking that bitch if she still has that sweatshop labor on deck. WHY WON’T YOU LET HAMMER BE GREAT?!

Where Is Quween To Referee This?!

Posted on June 9, 2009

Things got heated between Kym Whitley and Tamala Jones during dinner recently in Miami and Yung Joc and his Humpty Hump nose was there to experience it all unfold. I’m not sure what happened exactly [I am not versed in niggatry, shoot me] but the look on Tamala’s face was priceless when she was photographed exiting the restaurant.

The above clip isn’t footage of the actual bitch slap but the events that took place moments before it went down but you know as soon as it is posed [or if it ever is] I got you covered.

Journeys In Crunk: Meeting Geisha

Posted on May 21, 2009

So I live in Miami and I do promos. I live in Carol City, home to Triple C’s and the livest people. Anyway I happen to be doing a promo for a new black hair care line and they want us to go in black salons to hand out free samples.

I turn the corner in the 135th flea market that is filled with stylist and happened to stumble upon Geisha doing what she do best. I was starstruck goddammit. That weave tutorial is the shit.

Anyway I ran over and asked her if she wanted a free apron and she said no she make enough cheddar/ fettuccine / bread to buy her own apron. Nasty attitude, I thought she would be nicer. Oh well I met my own little ghetto celeb. Just wanted to share that tidbit.

- – Sashi

Says The Woman With The Unrecognizable Face

Posted on May 13, 2009

I haven’t listened to “You’re Playing Yourself” by Jeru Da Damaja in a couple of years but this gave me a great reason to get my Google on.

Via Kimberly’s Global Grind blog:

I want to take a moment to talk to all young women about the four letter word…”LOVE”.

Not LOVE for money, not LOVE for sex, not even LOVE for a man or a woman, but LOVE for yourself! Sometimes we have the tendencies to look for LOVE in all the wrong places and seek acceptance to belong and fit in.

But the truth is that we must first LOVE ourselves. The most important thing is that once we LOVE ourselves we are capable and ready to LOVE others.

Till next time….
Honey Girl

To quote Kyle from last night’s episode of College Hill: South Beach, you slave ass bitch. I’d rather get dieting tips from Aretha.

The “Don’t Make Me Chris Brown Yo’ Ass” Side-Eye

Posted on May 12, 2009

Hey Fresh,

I have not submitted side-eye action in quite some time, but I ran across this photo of Demi and Ashton at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner and had to share. This side eye has ME nervous. I’m sure Demi “Chris-Browned” Ashton when they got home.

- – Quick [From The House of Quick's Catch-Up, get you a piece]

Girl, Good Day!

Posted on April 17, 2009

2ujtgck Girl, Good Day!

Last night during a video chat with his fans Bow Wow felt that it was necessary to reveal that he feels uncomfortable around fellow tang masters before sharing a story about refusing the services of a gay barber. After years of greasing Omarion’s scalp son decides to come out the blue and share this ignorance with the class.

Run Tel Dat summed things up quite nicely:

I’m guessing either the top of his dome is his hot spot or he seems to think homosexuality is contagious.

Isn’t it funny that a guy who twirled his neck like a hurricane and flinched his wrist around like it just suffered a stroke during a special with Omarion (you know, that masculine guy) is saying that he’s homophobic?

Of all people you would think a child star would be more accepting of people.

Note to Bow Wow: 12-year-olds don’t like you anymore and their older sisters never cared about you. 70% of the people who bought your album last week were probably gay.

It’s a good thing you’re retiring: You just missed out on selling an additional 7 copies of New Jack City II.

queen Girl, Good Day!

Sham fucking wow.