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		<title>Buzz Notes: DJ Cipha Sounds Suspended From Hot 97 For Haitian HIV Comments</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 16:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
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I hope Karen Civil doesn&#8217;t mind my abuse of the copy and paste function but I&#8217;m so absolutely disgusted by this entire incident to the point of being speechless.

After comments directed toward the Haitian community and the HIV epidemic, Hot 97 has decided to suspend popular on-air personality DJ Cipha Sounds  effective immediately. Second, [...]]]></description>
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<p>I hope <a href="http://www.karencivil.com/2010/12/22/dj-cipha-sounds-suspended-from-hot-97/">Karen Civil</a> doesn&#8217;t mind my abuse of the copy and paste function but I&#8217;m so absolutely disgusted by this entire incident to the point of being speechless.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">After comments directed toward the Haitian community and the HIV epidemic, Hot 97 has decided to suspend popular on-air personality DJ Cipha Sounds  effective immediately. Second, Cipha will immediately undertake sensitivity training focused on the Haitian community and specifically, the challenges the Haitian community (specifically women) has faced in terms of the HIV epidemic.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Charlamagne Tha God from power105′s BreakfastClub Morning Show  decided to address the controversy. He even drove home some worthwhile points. Never should HIV jokes be made, especially when considering the fact the well over 200,000 Haitians lost their lives because of that devastating earthquake.</p>
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<p>Charlamagne also addressed Peter Rosenberg, his “bitchassness” comment on Twitter and the apparent overall lack of compassion he showed after Haitians protested in front of Hot 97.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Former President Bush Says Kanye West Was The Worst Moment of His Presidency</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 15:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
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Not September 11. Not even Katrina? Kanye Kardashian is one hell of a stunt queen . . .  but the following is just out of pocket.

Former President George W. Bush told Today anchor Matt Lauer that the &#8220;all-time low&#8221; of his presidency was when rapper Kanye West said &#8220;George Bush doesn&#8217;t care about black people&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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<p>Not September 11. Not even Katrina? Kanye Kardashian is one hell of a stunt queen . . .  but the following is just out of pocket.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Former President George W. Bush told Today anchor Matt Lauer that the &#8220;all-time low&#8221; of his presidency was when rapper Kanye West said &#8220;George Bush doesn&#8217;t care about black people&#8221; on live television. Hmm. Is that really the worst moment?</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Remember, in 2005, when Kanye West freaked out his co-presenter, actor Mike Myers, by going way off-script during a Hurricane Katrina telethon? Well, that was the lowest point of George W. Bush&#8217;s presidency, according to George W. Bush:</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong> MATT LAUER:</strong></span><br />
About a week after the storm hit NBC aired a telethon asking for help for the victims of Katrina. We had celebrities coming in to ask for money. And I remember it vividly because I hosted it. And at one part of the evening I introduced Kanye West. Were you watching?</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong> PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH:</strong><br />
Nope.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong> MATT LAUER:</strong></span><br />
You remember what he said?</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong> PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH:</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Yes, I do. He called me a racist.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong> MATT LAUER:</strong></span><br />
Well, what he said, &#8220;George Bush doesn&#8217;t care about black people.&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong> PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH:</strong><br />
That&#8217;s &#8211; &#8220;he&#8217;s a racist.&#8221; And I didn&#8217;t appreciate it then. I don&#8217;t appreciate it now. It&#8217;s one thing to say, &#8220;I don&#8217;t appreciate the way he&#8217;s handled his business.&#8221; It&#8217;s another thing to say, &#8220;This man&#8217;s a racist.&#8221; I resent it, it&#8217;s not true, and it was one of the most disgusting moments in my Presidency.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong> MATT LAUER:</strong></span><br />
This from the book. &#8220;Five years later I can barely write those words without feeling disgust.&#8221; You go on. &#8220;I faced a lot of criticism as President. I didn&#8217;t like hearing people claim that I lied about Iraq&#8217;s weapons of mass destruction or cut taxes to benefit the rich. But the suggestion that I was racist because of the response to Katrina represented an all time low.&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong> PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH:</strong><br />
Yeah. I still feel that way as you read those words. I felt ‘em when I heard ‘em, felt ‘em when I wrote ‘em and I felt ‘em when I&#8217;m listening to ‘em.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong> MATT LAUER:</strong></span><br />
You say you told Laura at the time it was the worst moment of your Presidency?</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong> PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH:</strong><br />
Yes. My record was strong I felt when it came to race relations and giving people a chance. And– it was a disgusting moment.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong> MATT LAUER:</strong></span><br />
I wonder if some people are going to read that, now that you&#8217;ve written it, and they might give you some heat for that. And the reason is this–</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong> PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH:</strong><br />
Don&#8217;t care.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong> MATT LAUER:</strong></span><br />
Well, here&#8217;s the reason. You&#8217;re not saying that the worst moment in your Presidency was watching the misery in Louisiana. You&#8217;re saying it was when someone insulted you because of that.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong> PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH:</strong><br />
No &#8211; that– and I also make it clear that the misery in Louisiana affected me deeply as well. There&#8217;s a lot of tough moments in the book. And it was a disgusting moment, pure and simple.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Jacking For Posts: Demi Moore Needs A Hobby</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/03/29/jacking-posts-demi-moore-hobby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
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From The House of Dlisted:


Demi Moore, star of the female empowering movie Striptease, got her Twatter in a twist after Kim Kardashian used the word &#8220;pimpin&#8217;&#8221; in one of her Tweets. Twitter is obviously the new pre-school sandbox.
It all started when Kim posted a picture of her, Serena Williams, Kelly Rowland and LaLa at some [...]]]></description>
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<p>From <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/36652">The House of Dlisted:</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Demi Moore, star of the female empowering movie Striptease, got her Twatter in a twist after Kim Kardashian used the word &#8220;pimpin&#8217;&#8221; in one of her Tweets. Twitter is obviously the new pre-school sandbox.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">It all started when Kim posted a picture of her, Serena Williams, Kelly Rowland and LaLa at some event in Miami. Kim wrote: &#8220;Big pimpin w @SerenajWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!&#8217;&#8221; This was Demi&#8217;s cue to take Kim by the hand, lead her into a classroom and school her on the word &#8220;pimpin&#8217;.&#8221; Here&#8217;s their idiotic exchange:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;"><strong>D to K:</strong> Are you using the word &#8220;pimpin&#8221; as in pimping? RT @KimKardashian: Big pimpin w @SerenaJWilliams @LaLaVazquez</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;"><strong>K to D: </strong>Doesn&#8217;t everyone? LOL</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;"><strong>D to K:</strong> No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner!</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;"><strong>K to D:</strong> Nothing wrong with dancing to Big Pimpin&#8217; by Jay Z in the club! Having a girls night out, gotta love that song!</p>
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<p style="padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;"><strong>D to K: </strong>Yeah but a pimp is nothing more than a slave owner! if we want to end slavery we need to stop glorifying the &#8220;pimp&#8221; culture</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;"><strong>D to anyone who gave a fuck: </strong>Just so ya&#8217;ll are clear I like @KimKardashian I was just making a point about how we have used a word and desensitized the real meaning. Clearly I stirred up a s**t storm, but 2 create change U have 2 be willing 2 take a risk and be willing 2 provoke thought &amp; conversation</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;"><strong>K to D:</strong> Good point!I agree! It was just a song not literal</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">This is so fucking stupid. I know Kim has the IQ of a popped doody bubble, but self-righteous Demi needs to catch a ride on the Twitter fail whale. I mean, is she seriously trying to provoke Kim&#8217;s thoughts on Twitter of all places? That&#8217;s like trying to provoke an erection out of Tommy Girl using a vagina. It&#8217;s not going to happen.</p>
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		<title>Quick Quotes: Jennifer Lopez On Her Tumble</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/11/24/quick-quotes-jennifer-lopez-tumble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;Did I? Did I? Did I trip a little bit? I don&#8217;t even remember,&#8221; Lopez joked with Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Monday. &#8220;Yeah, I meant to do that. You should know me better than that. That was part of the choreography.&#8221;
The fall was edited out of the West coast broadcast of the [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">&#8220;Did I? Did I? Did I trip a little bit? I don&#8217;t even remember,&#8221; </span>Lopez joked with Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Monday. <span style="color: #ffcc00;">&#8220;Yeah, I meant to do that. You should know me better than that. That was part of the choreography.&#8221;</span></p>
<p>The fall was edited out of the West coast broadcast of the AMAs, but it wasn’t because of any diva request by Lopez, said AMA producers. Because of the unplanned mishap<span style="color: #ffcc00;">, “execs and producers felt it was respectful to Ms. Lopez to edit the mishap for later time zones,&#8221; </span>said ABC.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Get Senator Joe Wilson&#8217;s Powder Blue Bowtie Ready Too While You&#8217;re At It</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/09/10/senator-joe-wilsons-powder-blue-bowtie-ready/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
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Midway through President Obama&#8217;s address on health care policy speech, as the president was defending his plan to a chamber packed with members of Congress, Rep. Joe Wilson, a South Carolina Republican, shouted, &#8220;You lie!&#8221;
Senior Republicans, including Obama&#8217;s opponent in last year&#8217;s election, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., quickly called for him to apologize. About 90 [...]]]></description>
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<p>Midway through President Obama&#8217;s address on health care policy speech, as the president was defending his plan to a chamber packed with members of Congress, Rep. Joe Wilson, a South Carolina Republican, shouted, &#8220;You lie!&#8221;</p>
<p>Senior Republicans, including Obama&#8217;s opponent in last year&#8217;s election, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., quickly called for him to apologize. About 90 minutes after Obama finished, Wilson issued a statement:</p>
<blockquote><p>“This evening I let my emotions get the best of me when listening to the president’s remarks regarding the coverage of illegal immigrants in the healthcare bill. While I disagree with the president’s statement, my comments were inappropriate and regrettable. I extend sincere apologies to the president for this lack of civility.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Joe Wilson is that parent who is always yelling at the coach to put his child in the football game even if the team is up by 88 points. How dreadful. Even Frankie and Neffe know not to blurt out &#8220;holla!&#8221; while the nominees are being announced at the BET Awards. </p>
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		<title>Kim&#8217;s Wig Understands &#8216;The Fame&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/28/kims-wig-understands-the-fame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got nothing.

 With her newfound notoriety, Zolciak says she now has an appreciation of what it’s like for other celebrities. “I feel bad for Britney Spears,” she says.
“I look at her and I’m like they just tear up one side and down the other! Then the next month, she’s doing so great. She’s lost [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve got nothing.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 2px;" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kim-wig.jpg" alt="kim wig Kims Wig Understands The Fame" width="205" height="268" align="left" title="Kims Wig Understands The Fame" /> With her newfound notoriety, Zolciak says she now has an appreciation of what it’s like for other celebrities. “I feel bad for Britney Spears,” she says.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">“I look at her and I’m like they just tear up one side and down the other! Then the next month, she’s doing so great. She’s lost weight. She’s a great mom all of a sudden. I kind of sympathize with her because I take a lot of that heat myself.”</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Zolciak also identifies with Michael Jackson. “I understand the fame,” she says. “My life changed in such a short period of time, I can’t imagine what he dealt with. Sometimes, emotionally, it’s taken its toll on me, never mind him who is far bigger worldwide.”</p>
<p>In fact, her attitude can be summed up succinctly: “I look at it like negative press is better than no press,” she says of her critics.</p>
<p>“People write ‘Kim Zolciak sucks, Kim Zolciak is this,’ ” she says. “It’s like, really? Thank you for that comment. At least you’re putting my name out there.” <a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/07/24/real-housewives-kim-feels-bad-for-britney-understands-the-fame/?xid=rss-topheadlines">[source]</a></p></blockquote>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Right.</p>
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		<title>Illustrations From Superhead&#8217;s Hoe Shit For Dummies</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/24/illustrations-from-superheads-hoe-shit-for-dummies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
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According to Merriam Webster’s Online Dictionary, a Vixen can be referred to as a:
1. Female Fox
2. An attractive woman who takes advantage of men, or
3. A shrewish, ill-tempered or spiteful woman
Karrine Steffans (or also affectionately known as “Superhead” in record label offices, SUV’s outside of clubs on a Friday night, back alley ways, and other [...]]]></description>
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<p>According to Merriam Webster’s Online Dictionary, a Vixen can be referred to as a:</p>
<p>1. Female Fox</p>
<p>2. An attractive woman who takes advantage of men, or</p>
<p>3. A shrewish, ill-tempered or spiteful woman</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Karrine Steffans (or also affectionately known as “Superhead” in record label offices, SUV’s outside of clubs on a Friday night, back alley ways, and other seedy places of sin) has taken the word Vixen and has tried, unsuccessfully, to make the word into a term of endearment. In her recent book,  The Vixen Manual: How To Find, Seduce, &amp; Keep The Man You Want, she attempts to help modern women with a variety of ways, including sexual positions, to “Seduce and Keep The Man You Want.”</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">After seeing the pics below, the only thing that I think about when putting the words “Vixen” and “Superhead” in a sentence together is a spiteful woman, because ladies, if you use any of these <span style="color: #ffcc00;">NSFW illustrations</span> that look like they come out of a third grade boys bathroom, you will ruin yourself, and your relationship and spirit will never be the same.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Its An Art!" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/svm2.jpg"><img class="attachment wp-att-21631" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/svm2.jpg" alt="Its An Art!" width="357" height="480" title="Illustrations From Superheads Hoe Shit For Dummies" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Its An Art!" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/svm1.jpg"><img class="attachment wp-att-21630" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/svm1.jpg" alt="Its An Art!" width="346" height="480" title="Illustrations From Superheads Hoe Shit For Dummies" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.rapradar.com/gossip/superheads-dirty-sketches.html">[Illustrations via Rap Radar]</a></p>
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		<title>There Are Certain Things You Aren&#8217;t Suppose To Do, Especially If You&#8217;re A Celebrity</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/22/suppose-celebrity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
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And calling a deceased icon a &#8220;fag&#8221; is one of them.
Lil&#8217; Wang took a day off of spreading his lethal sperm to all the girls in the world and looked on while one of his friends get a new tattoo live on UStream. Pretty boring shit until the pussy monster decided to chant the [...]]]></description>
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<p>And calling a deceased icon a &#8220;fag&#8221; is one of them.</p>
<p>Lil&#8217; Wang took a day off of spreading his lethal sperm to all the girls in the world and looked on while one of his friends get a new tattoo live on UStream. Pretty boring shit until the pussy monster decided to chant the ghetto elementary school yard nursery rhyme &#8220;I pledge allegiance to the flag that Michael Jackson is a fag&#8221; during a freestyle.</p>
<p>Now I have heard this shit 1,000 times as a kid along with the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meLakHjEkbE">wiener wacker / Lorena Bobbit / Lion King remix </a>so much to the chagrin of his internet warriors I won&#8217;t call Weezy the father of invention of that shit. However, when I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a woman, I put away childish things. Yes, Vacation Bible Camp game proper.</p>
<p>Frankie Lymon&#8217;s understudy, have a seat. Watch the video over at <a href="http://missjia.com/lil-wayne-calls-mj-the-f-word.html#comments">The House of Jia.</a></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong>EDIT:</strong> According to guests of The Bocks this happened back in May. Whatever the time frame he still shouldn&#8217;t have said the shit. Never throw stones at the thrones, celebutards. It will always come back to haunt you.</span></p>
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		<title>Norwood Is Not With That Shit</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/06/30/norwood-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
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If it wasn&#8217;t for my unabashed love and devotion to spreading the goodness of Norwood Young to the masses I wouldn&#8217;t even bother assisting Karrine in her life mission to whore for propaganda and profit. We have already establish the fact that she is selling ass and taking names. To continue to beat a [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">If it wasn&#8217;t for my unabashed love and devotion to spreading the goodness of Norwood Young to the masses I wouldn&#8217;t even bother assisting Karrine in her life mission to whore for propaganda and profit. We have already establish the fact that she is selling ass and taking names. To continue to beat a dead horse would be a waste of energy and I&#8217;m fresh out of iron pills.</p>
<p>The fact that Norwood is lending his celebrity [ahem!] to this <strike>kitchen ass</strike> project that shows the flip side of the coin is major and should be acknowledged. I&#8217;m just doing my job. </p>
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		<title>Old Man In The Club</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/06/19/man-club/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
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R. Kelly tried his best to seduce a couple of hot blondes back to his hotel room at Movida’s Belvedere IX launch in London last night. Cassidy was not available for comment.
He told the young lady: “Come back with me to my hotel. It’s only seven minutes away. I haven’t invited anybody else back. Well&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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<p>R. Kelly tried his best to seduce a couple of hot blondes back to his hotel room at Movida’s Belvedere IX launch in London last night. Cassidy was not available for comment.</p>
<blockquote><p>He told the young lady: “Come back with me to my hotel. It’s only seven minutes away. I haven’t invited anybody else back. Well&#8230; maybe one or two girls&#8230; I want to make you feel good, like you never have before. I’m for real.”</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">And if that wasn’t enough, Kelly, 42, took a different tactic, trying to rub the girl’s back and grip her hair, saying: &#8220;Do you like that? It’s pain, but it’s good pain, isn’t it?’”</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Too bad for Kelly, as the girl in question didn’t want to be one of a crowd. Better luck next time, R! It was a long night for the singer, who had spent the day at Harrods and been to see Lion King. But Kelly more than proved his staying power by partying at the Soho club ­until the early hours. <a href="http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelondonpaper/celebrity/the-buzz-in-london/singer-r-kelly-goes-on-the-pull-at-movida-nightclub">[source]</a></p>
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