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Quick Quotes: Jennifer Lopez On Her Tumble

Posted by Fresh on November 24, 2009

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“Did I? Did I? Did I trip a little bit? I don’t even remember,” Lopez joked with Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Monday. “Yeah, I meant to do that. You should know me better than that. That was part of the choreography.”

The fall was edited out of the West coast broadcast of the AMAs, but it wasn’t because of any diva request by Lopez, said AMA producers. Because of the unplanned mishap, “execs and producers felt it was respectful to Ms. Lopez to edit the mishap for later time zones,” said ABC.

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Get Senator Joe Wilson’s Powder Blue Bowtie Ready Too While You’re At It

Posted by Fresh on September 10, 2009

Midway through President Obama’s address on health care policy speech, as the president was defending his plan to a chamber packed with members of Congress, Rep. Joe Wilson, a South Carolina Republican, shouted, “You lie!”

Senior Republicans, including Obama’s opponent in last year’s election, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., quickly called for him to apologize. About 90 minutes after Obama finished, Wilson issued a statement:

“This evening I let my emotions get the best of me when listening to the president’s remarks regarding the coverage of illegal immigrants in the healthcare bill. While I disagree with the president’s statement, my comments were inappropriate and regrettable. I extend sincere apologies to the president for this lack of civility.”

Joe Wilson is that parent who is always yelling at the coach to put his child in the football game even if the team is up by 88 points. How dreadful. Even Frankie and Neffe know not to blurt out “holla!” while the nominees are being announced at the BET Awards.

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Kim’s Wig Understands ‘The Fame’

Posted by Fresh on July 28, 2009

I’ve got nothing.

kim wig Kims Wig Understands The Fame With her newfound notoriety, Zolciak says she now has an appreciation of what it’s like for other celebrities. “I feel bad for Britney Spears,” she says.

“I look at her and I’m like they just tear up one side and down the other! Then the next month, she’s doing so great. She’s lost weight. She’s a great mom all of a sudden. I kind of sympathize with her because I take a lot of that heat myself.”

Zolciak also identifies with Michael Jackson. “I understand the fame,” she says. “My life changed in such a short period of time, I can’t imagine what he dealt with. Sometimes, emotionally, it’s taken its toll on me, never mind him who is far bigger worldwide.”

In fact, her attitude can be summed up succinctly: “I look at it like negative press is better than no press,” she says of her critics.

“People write ‘Kim Zolciak sucks, Kim Zolciak is this,’ ” she says. “It’s like, really? Thank you for that comment. At least you’re putting my name out there.” [source]

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Illustrations From Superhead’s Hoe Shit For Dummies

Posted by J. Cooper on July 24, 2009

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According to Merriam Webster’s Online Dictionary, a Vixen can be referred to as a:

1. Female Fox

2. An attractive woman who takes advantage of men, or

3. A shrewish, ill-tempered or spiteful woman

Karrine Steffans (or also affectionately known as “Superhead” in record label offices, SUV’s outside of clubs on a Friday night, back alley ways, and other seedy places of sin) has taken the word Vixen and has tried, unsuccessfully, to make the word into a term of endearment. In her recent book, The Vixen Manual: How To Find, Seduce, & Keep The Man You Want, she attempts to help modern women with a variety of ways, including sexual positions, to “Seduce and Keep The Man You Want.”

After seeing the pics below, the only thing that I think about when putting the words “Vixen” and “Superhead” in a sentence together is a spiteful woman, because ladies, if you use any of these NSFW illustrations that look like they come out of a third grade boys bathroom, you will ruin yourself, and your relationship and spirit will never be the same.

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There Are Certain Things You Aren’t Suppose To Do, Especially If You’re A Celebrity

Posted by Fresh on July 22, 2009

blah There Are Certain Things You Arent Suppose To Do, Especially If Youre A Celebrity blah There Are Certain Things You Arent Suppose To Do, Especially If Youre A Celebrity

And calling a deceased icon a “fag” is one of them.

Lil’ Wang took a day off of spreading his lethal sperm to all the girls in the world and looked on while one of his friends get a new tattoo live on UStream. Pretty boring shit until the pussy monster decided to chant the ghetto elementary school yard nursery rhyme “I pledge allegiance to the flag that Michael Jackson is a fag” during a freestyle.

Now I have heard this shit 1,000 times as a kid along with the wiener wacker / Lorena Bobbit / Lion King remix so much to the chagrin of his internet warriors I won’t call Weezy the father of invention of that shit. However, when I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a woman, I put away childish things. Yes, Vacation Bible Camp game proper.

Frankie Lymon’s understudy, have a seat. Watch the video over at The House of Jia.

EDIT: According to guests of The Bocks this happened back in May. Whatever the time frame he still shouldn’t have said the shit. Never throw stones at the thrones, celebutards. It will always come back to haunt you.

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Norwood Is Not With That Shit

Posted by Fresh on June 30, 2009

If it wasn’t for my unabashed love and devotion to spreading the goodness of Norwood Young to the masses I wouldn’t even bother assisting Karrine in her life mission to whore for propaganda and profit. We have already establish the fact that she is selling ass and taking names. To continue to beat a dead horse would be a waste of energy and I’m fresh out of iron pills.

The fact that Norwood is lending his celebrity [ahem!] to this kitchen ass project that shows the flip side of the coin is major and should be acknowledged. I’m just doing my job.

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Old Man In The Club

Posted by Fresh on June 19, 2009

No You\'re Not, Bitch

R. Kelly tried his best to seduce a couple of hot blondes back to his hotel room at Movida’s Belvedere IX launch in London last night. Cassidy was not available for comment.

He told the young lady: “Come back with me to my hotel. It’s only seven minutes away. I haven’t invited anybody else back. Well… maybe one or two girls… I want to make you feel good, like you never have before. I’m for real.”

And if that wasn’t enough, Kelly, 42, took a different tactic, trying to rub the girl’s back and grip her hair, saying: “Do you like that? It’s pain, but it’s good pain, isn’t it?’”

Too bad for Kelly, as the girl in question didn’t want to be one of a crowd. Better luck next time, R! It was a long night for the singer, who had spent the day at Harrods and been to see Lion King. But Kelly more than proved his staying power by partying at the Soho club ­until the early hours. [source]

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