Archive for the 'The Bitch Said What?' Category

I’m Just Saying . . .

See, this is why Angelina doesn’t deal with Jon Voight’s ass now. How much you want to bet that he’ll be crying on E! News later tonight? Ya’ll already know how sensitive his old ass is.

Sen. Barack Obama has grown up with the teaching of very angry, militant white and black people: the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Louis Farrakhan, William Ayers and Rev. Michael Pfleger. We cannot say we are not affected by teachers who are militant and angry. We know too well that we become like them, and Mr. Obama will run this country in their mindset . . .

If Mr. Obama had his way, he would have pulled our troops from Iraq years ago and initiated an unprecedented bloodbath, turning over that country to the barbarianism of our enemies. With what he has openly stated about his plans for our military, and his lack of understanding about the true nature of our enemies, there’s not a cell in my body that can accept the idea that Mr. Obama can keep us safe from the terrorists around the world, and from Iran, which is making great strides toward getting the atomic bomb. And while a misleading portrait of Mr. Obama is being perpetrated by a media controlled by the Democrats, the Obama camp has sent out people to attack the greatness of Sen. John McCain, whose suffering and courage in a Hanoi prison camp is an American legend.

*Eli pause*

You Prefer Dick!

Jaslene + Yung Berg Jaslene + Yung Berg Jaslene + Yung Berg

During a recent stop at Shade 45 Lip Service [What's up Leah Rose!] Yung Berg publicly aired his grievances for chocolate sisters, by referring to them as “dark butts” and stating that if you can’t pass his “pool test” then you have no chance of hooking up with the pint size rapper.

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I could actually care less what this little marsupial momofuka likes to snuggle up with at night, but after peeping these flicks of him kicking it with America’s Next Top Model Cycle 8 winner Jaslene I am going to have to say that he probably loves dick more than I do. I don’t mean to throw the chick under the bus like that but I call it how I see it. If you are photographed waltzing around looking like you are filming a scene for ‘Pretty Woman: Tranny Balls of Fire’ I’m going to say something about it.

But back to the matter at hand. Bitch please, say it with me, “I prefer dick! I love the way it fills the space in my mouth and its undeniable delicious aftertaste.”

[Credit Bill Davilla / Star Tracks]

Quick Quotes

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Here’s an oldie but goodie.

“Listen. Darling, I don’t care what nobody think. Talk to me like you talking to Martin Luther King or Malcolm X. You’re not about to ask him about what he think about what somebody said about him. You ‘bout to ask him about his greatness, and his greatness only. [Reason #91 why I'm just going to go download Curren$y's new shit instead of buying The Carter III. - - Fresh]

I don’t care what nobody think. If I did, you wouldn’t be sitting on my muthafuckin’ million-dollar bus in my 15th year at the same muthafuckin’ company and business. I’m a role model. You should get like me. Get like you? No. Get like me. Ya understand me? I’m not hot. Hot dies out. Baby, I’m me. Who the fuck done this? Nobody. Compare me to people that’s not even living, baby. And they didn’t even do it-what they comparing me to. No disrespect to them. You found songs on those people after they died. I’m still living.”

- - Lil Wayne in the January/February 2008 issue of XXL