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Sexual Napalm: Reggie Bush

107204367 Sexual Napalm: Reggie Bush

If you can find it in the goodness of your little heart to push his Heisman trophy scandal, SMS bitchassness with his ex-girlfriend, and Running Russell cunty cameo from out of the picture Reggie Bush is just as fun to look at today as he was a few years back in Ciara’s “Like A Boy” video. But I won’t hold you to it if that option is unavailable.

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Day Late, Dollar Short: Boo That Man!

ciara3 Day Late, Dollar Short: Boo That Man!

Some Black men just need to do better.

Let this be a lesson for washed up celebrities who think they can show up to events on their own schedule. Uncle Cecil was greeted with a thunderous round of boos from photographers for delaying the start of Givenchy’s haute couture show during Paris Fashion Week on Tuesday. Bitch must have thought she was traveling to Geigh Paree to see the Fall / Winter 2010 She By Sheree Snuggies.

The shutterbugs were also reportedly peeved with the singer for not granting a sufficient amount of time to snap red carpet arrival pictures. After apologizing for her tardiness she took a front row seat next to Kanye and Amberbot, all while wearing her best accessory yet – - the hush mouth.

Can we get some flip cam footage please?

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Quick Quotes: Tameka Foster Raymond On Her “Foolish” Decision

79696531.thumbnail Quick Quotes: Tameka Foster Raymond On Her Foolish Decision

Tameka Foster Raymond tells Ebony magazine that she regrets taking an almost fatal short cut and going under the knife weeks after giving birth. Hindsight is always 20/20.

“It was silly because my baby had only (been born) nine weeks or so (before), and I should’ve just waited. It was too soon after giving birth to be concerned about what I looked like physically. The foolish part for me was the fact that I wanted to take the shortcut. This is something I teach my children: Do not take the shortcut. It bothered me that I fell prey to it.”

It’s A Wrap: Usher & Tameka Divorce Finalized [Straight From The A]

More Celebrity Nudity: Wet Willies!

willies More Celebrity Nudity: Wet Willies!

After vehemently denying that the peen in a nude picture posted online weeks ago belonged to him, Willie of Day 26 is owning up to a new set of x-rated flicks that have surfaced.

It has been brought to my attention that private and personal photos of mine are currently circulating the web. As a man that is barely home with his family, my wife and I share some intimate moments the best way that we can. It is incredibly disturbing that someone with bad intentions would illegally hack into my email account and distribute these private moments to the world. I ask that everyone respect the privacy of my family. Also, I offer my sincere apologies to my fans.

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Heads Will Roll

The Blood of the Lamb will not stand for you messing up her live show! During a performance of “Diva” she got so sick and filthy [creole speak] at a member of her crew who neglected to hit the lights on the correct mark that she sang “somebody’s getting fired” before continuing to shake her yeast rolls.

How much you want to beat that she hands out the same $5 fines as Ike Turner back in the day? This is great and all but Mariah Carey squealing “stop singing my part now baby” on Good Morning America is still my favorite.

Do You Have A Spare Bedroom?

Looks like Linnethia [I would want pople to call me NeNe too, shit] is going to have to find a new place to lay her head and comatose tittays. Time for a rent party! I’ll make the potato salad.

nene1 Do You Have A Spare Bedroom? NeNe Leakes, the breakout star of the hit Bravo reality show “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” is no longer living at the pricey Duluth five-bedroom residence shown on the series.

According to Darryl Pierce, the broker for the 5,000-square-foot home at 1765 Silvermere Court in Duluth, NeNe and her husband, Gregory Leakes, left in November after Winwood Properties filed an eviction notice in September.

The notice, filed Sept. 24 with the Magistrate Court of Gwinnett County, said Greg Leakes owed $6,240 in past due rent. “The tenant said they would move by Sept. 14th because they could no longer afford the house,” the notice said.

The owner of the home, Kajani Shenaz Ali, lives overseas, Pierce said. Online records show the home in the gated community of Stonebrier at Sugarloaf, was purchased for $829,400 in September 2006. Pierce said the Leakeses moved into the home shortly after it was built in 2006.

NeNe Leakes, in a series of e-mails Tuesday, would not say where she is living now. “It’s none of your business,” she wrote. But she noted that they “are financial able [sic] and stable to live where ever we feel fits.”

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The “I Shouldn’t Have Drunk That Patrón Straight Up” Side-Eye

Midget Mac + His Ol\' Lady

The wood panel walls . . . explain.

I was keeping up with the homie Mitjitsu aka Midget Mac on MySpace when I discovered this flick of his baby mama giving him the official “stop frontin’ for these cameras” side-eye. The heart gently weeps.

Pee Wee Solidifies His Street Cred

ye2 Pee Wee Solidifies His Street Cred

I feel like getting back in bed and starting my day over after reading this shit. Damn you Elliott!

Police say they have arrested Kanye West at Los Angeles International Airport on suspicion of vandalism after an altercation with a photographer.

An airport spokesman says police also arrested West’s bodyguard shortly before 8 a.m. on Thursday.

Airport spokesman Marshall Lowe says early reports are that West got into an altercation with a commercial photographer and a camera valued at more than $10,000 was broken. [source]

Stay strong ‘Ye! Let’s pray that he doesn’t run into the booty warrior during his time in the pokey.

In Case You Missed It

I have no real reason to watch I Want To Work For Diddy now that contestant Laverne is no longer in the running to be Sean’s ball ticker. I had a feeling the panel would keep Poprah and her Appalachian Trail teeth around for one more week. This world is bugged!

Laverne gave a tearful exit interview that rivaled Evita Perón’s historic speech. Don’t cry for me Argentina, indeed.

The Haters Said It Wouldn’t Last

lm1 The Haters Said It Wouldnt LastAnd as usual, we were right.

The latest news to come out of the love triangle involving 106 & Park co-host Rocsi, First Lady Diamond and Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick is that he has decided to give LisaRaye her walking papers.

In a statement released by Misick on Tuesday he announced that the couple’s marriage is o-vah.

“I am announcing that I am separated from LisaRaye McCoy-Misick,” Premier Misick said in a statement emailed to EUR from his PR rep, Judy Smith. “I am committed to dissolving the marriage amicably. I believe that this is a private matter and will have no further comments. I hope that our privacy will be respected.” [source]

I hope Rocsi has plenty of ice and pain relievers on hand for her boo after Da Brat fucks him up. Despite her recent legal issues you already know Shawntae is going to do some hood rat stuff the next time she runs across him in the streets.

Stay strong First Lady!