While many people are taking a page from Cousin Ryan’s My President Is Black celebration guide there are plenty of Americans who are pissed about the outcome of the election and Reh Dog is one!

The musical genius who gave the world “Why Must I Cry” has strong words for Barack Obama and his supporters in a new video posted on his MySpace profile. Sez Mr. Dogg:

Obama is not my president. I’m shocked by the amount of ignorant Americans out there. It’s the end of the United States of America as we know it. I wish I could go into hibernation for 4 years. To say I dislike this Marxist would not be too strong. To say I’m ashamed to be black would not be too strong. In 4 years I will be saying you made your beds Americans now die in it. Israel will now have no other choice but to start a war with Iran because Obama will not help them and it has to be done before President Bush leaves office. To call him the anti-Christ would not be too far off base. I’m literally sick to my stomach.

So many Americans want to sit back and let the Government take care of them instead of working hard for what they want. No wonder so many Americans have no self esteem, lazy, fat, and out of shape. I bow my head in shame. I shake my fist with disgust. But so it is written and God words are coming to pass. So many people are lost sheep’s and cannot think independently. I’m a leader and know that this man child is wrong for American capitalist society. If so many of you love socialism why don’t you get the hell out and live in Europe? Rev. Wright is indeed correct in saying Americans chickens are coming home to roost. Because in 4 years we will pay for electing Obama as your president not mines.

Reh Dogg

Well alright, anybody else see those new candids of Nick and Mariah? Thanks Tittayballs!

Still one of the best pictures ever.

If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my citizenship,” he said. “I’m moving back to Africa. You can hold me to that. I’m afraid to live there if he [McCain] is President. The decisions he makes scare me: he’s making selfish decisions, he’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.”

“I don’t think he’s going to last eight years so she’s [Palin] definitely going to be president. Oh my goodness - that’s scarier. And who would be her running mate? Joe The Plummer?”

“I’m very afraid,” he continued. “If the people don’t see [that life in America will deteriorate under McCain], then that’s a dangerous place to be for the next four years. I can’t even envision how bad it’s gonna be. I see it now - like, I’m driving down the highway, and I see cars parked with their emergency lights on because [people] can’t afford to buy gas. You’ve got families walking, carrying infants to the next exit to take a taxi, because the taxi will get them home cheaper than the gas.”

- - Akon talks politics [via Necole Bitchie]

“My wife and I download pornos together,” he says. “She goes with me to strip clubs. She’ll be tipping bitches and everything.” More sweetly: “I love reading my daughter to sleep—she loves this one book called Ducks in Muck.” And, combining the smutty and the sweet: “I’ll be at a club, just surrounded by ho’s, and I’ll literally call my wife, like, ‘I’m so, so happy I married you.’”

His marriage helps him to put the surreal life into perspective, and it helps him to keep sight of Faheem Najm when he’s recording as T-Pain. Even if it isn’t the sexiest topic, he enjoys mining aspects of matrimony for material. One of the funniest moments on Thr33 Ringz comes on the song “Therapy,” where a narrator tells an unloving woman, “I don’t need your sex, I’ll masturbate.”

“See, that line comes straight out of my life!” he says. “I’m married, and I jerk off all the time. Some R&B singers act like they getting sex every night. T-Pain is here to tell you: Ain’t no one getting sex every night!”

- - T-Pain talks about marital bliss in Blender magazine

Tameka wants it to be perfectly clear that the video for Usher’s latest single “Trading Places” is strictly entertainment.

A risque portrayal of seductive role reversal, the video shows the 29-year-old singer in compromising positions with a lithe, lightly dressed video vixen who unabashedly woman-handles a boxer-clad Usher.

Although little is left to the imagination, Foster Raymond, who is expecting the couple’s second child, stands by her man. “My husband is a consummate artist and entertainer,” Foster, 37, told ESSENCE.com.

“This video is strictly entertainment and was made for his fans. I am clear that he is a sexy man and looks amazing in this clip. I support my husband in his endeavors.”
It’s been alleged that the video had to undergo several edits before being deemed appropriate for television. Most can’t recall Usher ever appearing so sexually aggressive on-screen during his bachelor days. [source]

Usher, please spend a little more time with your wife. You know, take her out to dinner and a movie or something she can stop surfing blogs in her free time.

Nas is standing by his wife Kelis despite rumors of Wendy Williams having a sex tape of Mrs. Milkshake getting banged by another man and divorce talk. Here’s the skinny via Miss Info:

Nas jumped on stage at the end of N.E.R.D.’s set, and performed songs off his untitled album, before going into his classics. Then he started “If I Ruled the World,” and said, “Give it up for my wife, Kelis!”

Kelis then sang Lauryn Hill’s hook and when the song was over, the couple shared a kiss and Nas went on to give his wife props, saying “I’m her biggest fan,” and even firing shots at her “imposters.”

I know I’m late on this but I couldn’t turn down an opportunity to post The Bawse looking all sexy at Flo Rida’s birthday party last night.

“I never tried to hide my past. I put my name inside my cds. My company has my SS#. I could’ve put a company name… I done been up and I done been down and that’s what makes me what I am. I never ratted on a nigga. I never prosecuted a nigga. I never locked up a nigga, that’s first and foremost. I always felt that me being the nigga that I am, I never owed a nigga an explanation… When I’m making my music and I’m talking about blow, it’s because I did it. When I say that I’m rich off cocaine, it’s because i did it. Those are the street principals that apply.”

- - Rick Ross finally admits to his correctional officer past but will he ever dish on the 11 herbs and spices in his tittay gravy recipe?

I’m like 100th person to post this touching statement from Beyaki today but if Baby Daniel had a plastic fork to your neck you would get to copying and pasting too.

Now bust it, creole:

“I wanted to address my servants and faithful followers fans about my upcoming album.

I have worked on this album for close to one year. I have taken the time so I can create my sound. Something that says who I am at this stage in my life. I have poured my heart and soul into it. It is my baby. It is the most time I have spent on any project since my first records as a member of Destiny’s Child when I was 15 years old. I have recorded over 70 songs and have created a sound that reveals all of me. I am in a different place right now and I wanted people to see the many sides of me. The music is upbeat for the dance, fun side and it is reflective, passionate and serious for the personal side. I have taken risks here. I am not afraid and my music will explain it all. There is no label or tag on my sound. It’s me and I am so excited to share it with the world on November 18.”

Love,

Beyoncé

Quotes + Flicks via Real Gossip 101

TINA ON BEYONCE: “People said, ‘You looked better than Beyoncé.’ Well, that’s not possible. It’s nice that young people hold me up as a model. Beyoncé is elegant and is handling her career well. A lot of new stars go overboard on sex. They’re half-naked up there. My dresses were a bit short, but I stayed respectable.”

TINA ON ARETHA: “Aretha has always been like that. We’ve always accepted that from her. She’s the queen of soul, and I’m the queen of rock ‘n’ roll. *snaps finger* There were so many kings and queens there that night. Her ego must be so big to think she was the only one. That’s how queens are!”

TINA ON IKE’S DEATH: “It meant nothing to me. He had been dead to me for 20 years. When I left, I really left. It was a bad dream, and when you spend 16 years in a certain lifestyle, you never want to think about it again. My life then was much worse. It couldn’t have gotten lower. And since then, every part of my life has been a high point.”

TINA ON HER YOUTHFUL APPEARANCE AND ENERGY: “I look better than I did at times in the past.. Part of it may be luck of the draw. It could be good genes, but then again, as I look at my family, I have to say I’m the only one that got them.”