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In Case You Missed It: ReRe The Body DWTS

Catfish Wilkerson’s old lady performed her hit song “Respect” on ABC’s Dancing For A Check And Relevancy last night wearing the remainder of the kente cloth from the Black History Month section at Joann’s! To say that it was an experience is an understatement.

Crunkster Justlikehoney1 said that Catfish “had the air conditioning set to Antarctica to keep his boo from going into full sweat mode.” You hoes just jealous!

News Break

Michel Lapointe is a convicted drugs gang member arrested in 2006 who weighs 450lb (205kg).

He could not fit on the chair in his Montreal prison cell and his body protruded six inches on either side of his bed, press reports said.

Officials ruled that Lapointe’s prison conditions were “difficult” because of his health.

The Journal de Montreal newspaper quoted a letter from the authorities to Mr Lapointe saying: “You have been detained for more than 25 months and your prison conditions are difficult because of your health.”

They also cited the refusal of two other facilities to accept the 37-year-old, who was handed a five-year sentence in May this year.

Mr Lapointe was freed late on Tuesday.

“I’m going to have a proper bed and finally have a chair I can sit in,” he told the paper outside the prison.

“I want a normal life. I’ve done some stupid things and I’ve paid for them,” he added. [source]

More Cushion For The Pushing Part Deuce

China Starr China Starr

My soul is still in mourning from watching China Starr’s interview earlier but I must go on. Much like her cholesterol China’s stock is sky rocketing with every hour. Too bad the terms of her new found internet popularity is pretty fucked up.

Let this be a lesson that today’s All The Parties.com bust it baby is tomorrow’s Team Chunk member.

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For Team Chunk Only!

‘Tis the season to count calories and shit! Breathe easy biggums, comedian Mike Epps has something just for you that will make you want to get up and burn off some [like one or two] of those dreaded holiday pounds. I hope they play this shit on the flat screens at Torrid and Ashley Stewart this shopping season. Thanks IPS!

I’m Just Saying . . .

Furniture is having the worst month ever! Go ahead and take a flashback to Baby ReRe, you know you want to.

Hi Fresh

A fan here from South Africa. I have a candidate for one of your posts with this hilarious interviewee falling out of a chair during a live broadcast of a local news program. I’ve been laughing ever since I saw it. How embarrassed he must have felt. And the lady just continues with the
news, LMAO.

- - K.Z.

YouTube clip of the day

I am sure by now you have already checked out this clip on one of your other favorite blogs but I had to continue to spread the viral fuckery.

I Guess, Raven

Team Chunk celebrity spokeswoman Raven Symone recently performed at Six Flags in Atlanta and well . . . I’ll let you take a look at it for yourself. Thanks College Freshman for the video!

Shake Ya Derrière In Them Dereon’s

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ReRe the Body and her rib carriers were spotted leaving the an important meeting with the wig crypt corporate staff in New York City on Thursday. She was there just to compliment the deal, hence the House of Dereon hat.

That’s a good look better yet a hood look. I guess, Beyonce.

The side-eye action and “let me suck my stomach in so it won’t ruin the shot” fever given off by the rib carriers in the first picture is incredible. Where for art thou Catfish Wilkerson?

[Flicks via Gossip On This]

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