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Gabby Sidibe’s Mom Wants To Compete On America’s Got Talent

Posted by Fresh on March 17, 2010

Gabby Sidibe’s mother will take her joyful subway noise to the next plateau when she auditions for America’s Got Talent on March 20th. The playing field has now been leveled and it’s Alice Tan Ridley’s turn at bat. We are all precious.

“Look, I would not be entering the competition if I did not think I could do well. Singing is what I do and I know I can do this…I haven’t told Gabby yet but I’m sure she will support me just like I support her as a performer,” Alice told one website.

This is just what primetime television needs, raw talent and titties drenched in sweat. Aretha can’t be 10 places at one time you know.

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You Sent It: Fat Tuesdays Edition

Posted by Fresh on March 9, 2010

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Hey Fresh!

Hey I found this guy while randomly Facebooking one day & I thought of you, LOL. Team Chunk has gone metro! Enjoy!

- – Shana

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News Break: Woman says her love handles saved her life

Posted by Fresh on February 23, 2010

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Reduced price pork at the neighborhood meat market is not the reason behind the smile of  the sexual napalm that is Samantha Lynn Fraizer  – - this time.

A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman’s Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. Atlantic City police said Frazier was an innocent bystander.

Detective Lt. Charles Love said the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket.

The suspect remains at large.

Frazier told The Press of Atlantic City she had been “hollering” how she wanted to lose weight. She now said “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”

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Freeze Frame: Cake Bawse

Posted by Fresh on February 8, 2010

cake bawse Freeze Frame: Cake Bawse

You may be satisfied with being presented with a simple ice cream cake on your born day but that just won’t do when you are the cot damn Bawse. Served with warm breast milk, this work of confectionery art landed in the mouths of hungry Miami women over the weekend.  Do you want a taste?

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Quick Flicks: Gabourey Sidibe Cranks That Thang With Alexa Chung

Posted by Fresh on November 5, 2009

gabby 1 Quick Flicks: Gabourey Sidibe Cranks That Thang With Alexa Chung

If I read “go big girl what you gone do?” anywhere in the comment section, there will be hell to pay. Actress Gabourey Sidibe made a quick appearance at It’s On with Alexa Chung yesterday not only to promote her upcoming film Precious but to show off some killer dance moves.  She rocking that shit like.

As much as I would love to see Precious sit across from Chelsea Handler and high five Chewy on E! I don’t think that shit will be happening any time soon. Until that day comes I will just have to sleep with a broking heart.

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All The Things Your Woman Won’t Do

Posted by Fresh on October 15, 2009

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For some unknown reason certain men believe that they can get extra freaky with female members of Team Chunk without paying extra coins for the ride. Let me be the first to tell you that it doesn’t work like that. Well, with me at least. I’m not sure what type of policy Ms. Peaches has on her Scooby Snacks but I hope they are paying top dollar to lay in her nana. Want more?

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on October 7, 2009

And the “Run This Town” parodies just keep coming and coming. This time a Faux Bawse takes a jab at Mr. Make It Rain With Monopoly Money. The tittay gravy game is extremely proper.

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