All the zestlemen who have been inspired by Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” should send thank you cards to the wig crypt in lieu of of jumping their asses in front cameras and filming themselves twerking their ham hocks + butter beans!
This time around we have two tang masters and a member of Team Chunk dropping down and sweeping the floor with their pussies.
You must love me. Thanks Tee!
>center>
If Aretha belting out the lyrics to “Touch My Body” wasn’t enough to send you into cardiac arrest this zestlemen dancing around to the song will definately send you into diabetic coma! Hope you got insurace!
I hope you have your Blue Blockers on because this radiant fevah can cause permanent damage to the eyes! I would write more about my jealousy issues [Miss Honay's shoes and handbag game is pretty solid] but I don’t want to take away any attention from this beauty.Thanks Jah for the flicks!
My fairy godmother the Black Plague a/k/a Andre Leon Talley [pictured with Rachel Roy] sprinkled zest at Diddy’s party celebrating his L’Uomo Vogue cover while popular designer Zac Posen made sure the kids were aware of his presence. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
Johnny Dangerous’ video for “Take Your Man” may be a little too hot for your cubicle depending on what your boss thinks is racy. “Suck the nut out my butt!”
I can’t. Thanks Kimberly for the zest!
Double your pleasure double your tang! America’s Next Top Model’s own Jay Manuel and J. Alexander will appear together in a new makeover show pilot for the CW called Operation Fabulous.
Five nut bucket busted ass hoes [and I say that lovingly] from one town will be selected each episode to receive a makeover and move on further to compete in a ‘bigger competition.’ The last bitch standing will receive one final makeover - - for their entire hometown. Keep America beautiful and shit, go green.
Now before your spanx roll up under your second tummy role rest assure that the Mr. and Mrs. aren’t leaving their main money maker.
A lot of people are wondering if this means J and I are leaving Model. And no way. That is not true. We would never leave the original show.”
This is the reassuring news Jay Manuel has to share with you concerned Team J devotees, who emailed in to me today asking that very question after news broke that the CW has picked up a new makeover “spinoff” pilot called Operation Fabulous starring Mr. and Ms. J. (Note that it says pilot there, and not series. The series pickup should come later on.)
“It is definitely not a spinoff,” Jay Manuel tells me of Fabulous. “I can definitely say that. This is a new series that is a separate world from Model and will really help women try to elevate their lives.” [source]
All praises due to Beyaki for providing tangy men with music to twerk their ham hocks to! This zestlemen gets ten extra points for creativity for that sexy outfit. If you like it you should put a NuvaRing on it! Thanks Anonymous for the pill!
With Halloween drawing closer and closer it seems like you can’t go anywhere now without spotting cheap costumes and wigs on sale. May I suggest one of the above looks for you this holiday season? All eyes will be on you at the office costume party if you come dressed as Gaymonn! Just don’t forget the Cousin Angie B! ruby red lipstick.