Atlanta celebrity [quotation marks with your fingers please] hair stylist Derek J may have ditched his stilettos for a pair of hard bottoms but his pussy is still suffering from asphyxiation. Now who wants to perform some mouth to mouth? Hit up Sandra Rose for more flicks from the Collective Renaissance Guild’s Winter Ball ’09.
Hey, ya’ll. This here is Michael Arceneaux, he who clowns over at The Cynical Ones.
Although I have since relocated to LaLa land I am actually a Houston native with more Creole in him than a House of Dereon ad. That said, when I made my way home for the holidays I decided to trek on over to some of the clubs that cater to Team Peen.
If you didn’t know, Houston has about as much trade as Barbie’s dream house so I wasn’t completely shocked when I spotted folks who can only claim to be female if they have enough duct tape that night dip it, pop it, twirk it, stop it to Queen 1B.
When I initially saw these three, my first reaction was to go home and pray that God lead me to a vagina because there’s no way in hell I deserved to be grouped with Destiny’s Dickless.
Soon after I realized I’m only saying that because I got a bad knee and can’t jig like I used to.
But now that my shade has subsided, I invite you to take a second to acknowledge baby blue balls to the right of your screen. Not only did he (or is it she?) serve the kids in her nut cutters, earlier that evening you could’ve spotted hurr jerkin in stilettos. Take that, Ciara.
We have all been guilty of reciting lines from our favorite movies but this was like being invited to the VIP section in the upper room. Get into it! Black America’s got talent!
I come to you with a heavy weight on my heart and insulin in my hands. It has been a while since I stopped by, but the glamour and glitter shimmering and shaking inside my soul after watching this last video was just too much to go unnoticed. Within the first 30 seconds of this clip I was paralyzed and mesmerized by the beauty that is Ms. Alize Jenkins. Watch as she manages to fearlessly and softly sashay (in an extra SMEDIUM babydoll dress btw) over to a dirty futon that would even leave the CDC in a frenzy. Alize Jenkins is entertainment, beauty, finesse, and brawn all stuffed in one giant Teddy Graham.
She is everything Tyra wishes she could be – - the epitome of FIERCE!
- – Miss Cleo
Any time a video includes the words “Beyonce is in trouble” you know you in for a delicious squirt of zest right to the eye. Thanks JustHoney1 for checking up on it!
Hey Girl,
Ok, so FAMU had their homecoming this past weekend and we were invited by the MALE AKA Organization to come and attend their yearly event.
Here are some pix we took while attending the event. A little side-eye and daily tang vitamin wrapped into one. This is the cure for the swine flu . . . LOL. Hope you can use these on the site.
Kisses and French Fries,
Appreciation for tang transcends color lines. And all this time you thought Soulja Boy had nothing to do with race relations in this country.