Tonight is a somber evening for fans of College Hill: South Beach who have tuned in faithfully every week since the show’s premiere to witness Tropical Storm Kyle wreck shit but there is a ribbon in the sky waiting in the wings. Dwight Eubanks is coming back to reclaim his reality tang master thrown! iLive!
Clutch your pearls in anticipation as Dwight and NeNe trade decorating ideas for her new house. I guess that’s what they are calling it now, chile.
Drama Dupree is back with a special PSA that Crunkland needs to hear. Listen up closely!
The Crawfish Queen bless the world with the remix video for “Ego” featuring Kanye Omari [say it like you mean it!] yesterday but his cuntiness is no match for this! Get you a piece whore and share it with the rest of the class!
Rip-roaring-pearl-grabbing-tangtastical game proper. Thanks Dev for bringing Keisha in my life this afternoon.
The tangy twat from the Fuck Keri Hilson video is back! He is looking to extend his 15 seconds of YouTube fame by giving the gays a lesson in zesty etiquette. My soul plummeted faster than Scarlett standing on top of the cubbie section at the daycare center when Necole Bitchie subjected me to this. This is what happens when you take prayer out of school!
Siegfried & Roy celebrated the first birthday of five of their tiger cubs at the Siegfried & Roy’s Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat at The Mirage in Las Vegas on Tuesday. Yes, after being bitten in the neck by a tiger and having one-quarter of his skull removed Roy is still holding it down for the felines. Yet another reason to love white people.
My uterus just j-setted all the way down to the flow and got up doing the Ricky Bobby. This zestlemen stay poppin’ a squat on you worthless Fulton County hoes! I wouldn’t even show up to these fucking events if I knew before hand there was a slight possibility he would come out to show out.
He’s not going to stop until he is on the cover of Essence! And the way things are looking over there . . . never mind.
Chicky poo in the second picture is giving him and his friend side-eye fever because she knows she will never be able to compete. Bitch you still on the clock! Get to work! Sending plenty of swine flu masks and hugs to Freddy O!
I officially quit this bitch.
Sorry if I misspell anything in the next several lines as my fangas are currently recovering from the diabetic rigor mortis i experienced while viewing this video. The tang warriors and sugar nazis have united in a major way to give you the new face of pop music. This shit is so futuristic you have to
watch it with your 3d glasses and House of Dereon aluminum foil trench coat just to get the full effect!Imagine Heavy D’s body, Al Sharptons hair [fresh out of the shower of course, insert oil sheen swag here] and Sasha Fierce’s spirit and here we have it; Tyrone “Slim” Jones. I see BIG things for this “little” guy and I don’t just mean those origami-style tittay bawls and 3-compartment stomach. I’m talking endorsements from Nutrisystem, Splenda, Subway . . . THE WORKS!
Grab your insulin boost and your helmet and be prepared to experience TRUE GREATNESS! Get into the body rolls! Just when she got rid of Forehead Fierce. Beyaki better alert the Creole Mafia immediately!
- - Miss Cleo
