I don’t know how I missed this picture when it first appeared on People.com but luckily Fake Janice Combs had my back! Andre Leon Talley bounced Marc Jacobs [whose pussy was sitting up real nice in his skawt, ow!] and Posh Spice on his lap backstage at Marc’s fashion show last month. You see the peep toe flats? The death toll has now reached 1,492.
But wait, there’s more zest to behold!
You Know You Dead Azz Wrong is the first and only website to get their hands on these ultra super-fuckin’-duper EXCLUSIVE on set flicks from Uncle Ciara’s new video, “Pissin’ In The Wind.” I don’t know why Durty Mo didn’t stamp the site logo all across these joints but whatever, I’m not here to do another blogger’s work.
If you have been experiencing rickets these past couple of weeks please allow me to apologize for not providing you with your daily tang supplement but this post alone should make up for all that shit.
I know you see the top of her nappy dugout calling your name! Now go on and touch her on the inside Shouts out to CauseISaidSo for giving my inbox the clap!
What the world needs now is zest, sweet zest.
I’ve been missing Norwood Young’s tang like the deserts miss the rain! Just when I thought that it would be many many moons before he popped up on to show his “superfine” [more on that later] face again but to my pleasant surprise that was not the case. Let’s see how many other blogs scoop this one up without credit, yipee!
Crunkster Tiffany sent it these pictures of an unknown but zestfully clean young fella flashing his pearly whites while holding it down with his color squad goons. Hey, as long as it keeps him off the pipe [you so nasty] and gang banging in Little Rock [again, you so nasty] I’m all for this extracurricular activity. Now drop down low and sweep the floor with it!
Friend of C+D and worldwide leader of tang [click here if you have been living under a rock] Samwell hit the streets to ask random people about their thoughts on the upcoming election. Are you registered to vote?
Resident crunkster Just Yappin came across these gorgeous glamor shots of the Stallionaires straight murking worthless hoes left and right with their androgyny game. The tang level in these photos are off the richter scale! Andre Leon Talley should put them in the pages of next month’s Vogue playing touch football naked.
More Ovaltine please!
Hey Freshalina!
After I heard the unbelievable news that JHud got engaged to Punk I went on a little MySpace expedition and came across these gems.
Peep dude in the back giving the “These Broads All Over This Suspect Dude Are Making Me Have A Mylanta Moment” side-eye.
When you are confronted with fuckery such as this it makes it harder to wake up each day and live life as an African American. Still I rise - - I can’t.
