(Picture via Beyonce-World)

The Blood of the Lamb narrowly escaped a car collision on Tuesday when the door of the Mercedes S Class she was stepping out of in front of Harolds department store was ripped off its hinges by a passing taxi in London. Yikes.

A source said: “It was terrifying to watch. It all happened so quickly, the taxi came out of nowhere. She seemed very shaken and was lucky to be alive. A couple of seconds difference and God knows what could have happened.”

Beyonce had set out for a romantic evening in London with her husband.

They were heading to the Japanese restaurant Zuma in the swanky Knightsbridge neighborhood for dinner when she decided she wanted to call at Harrods.

But the impromptu shopping trip never got started after the smash between the cabbie and the door of Beyonce’s posh silver S-Class. (source)

As much as I fear for my soul after publishing disparaging comments about members of the Killer Knowles Kompound I am happy that their prized yaki was not injured in the collision. All creoles may go to heaven but Grandma Agnez doesn’t want the company just yet.

We may never be able to fully all experience the perks associated with being creole but I’m delighted to announce that we will be able to sleep like one if we so choose to.

Amazing grace. How sweet the sound. That saved a wretch like me.

Beyonce and her mother Tina Knowles, partners in the House of Deréon fashion line, are getting into the home décor business.

Knowles family’s brands, “House of Deréon” and “Deréon” have expanded into bedding through a license with Arrow Home Fashions, which would also handle the distribution.

The new lines feature unusual prints, which will perfectly compliment the house interior. In addition, in many of the products are used techniques from the clothes fashion line. For example, the curtains in the collection are decorated with beads and metallic prints.

The collections retail prices are ranging from $149.99 to $199.99 for the higher end line “House of Deréon”, and $49.99 to $99.99 for the more inexpensive “Deréon” line.

100 extra dollars for a label to include House of but consist of the same lobster bisque boudoir bullshit? No thanks. My check is my check. And you can’t have it.

“It’s definitely time to take a break, to recharge my batteries,” says Beyoncé, 28. “I’d like to take about six months and not go into the studio. I need to just live life, to be inspired by things again.”

In the spring, the singer launched the I Am … Tour, which took her to 110 cities around the world. Despite her hectic schedule, Beyoncé was determined “not to just perform and stay in the hotel. I visited the pyramids in Egypt. I saw the Great Wall of China and went out in the middle of the ocean in Australia to see the whales. I actually got sprayed in the face. I made some great memories this year and really learned to enjoy life.”

So much so that “when I got home, I wrote out a contract with myself. I made a list of everything I want to do that has nothing to do with music. Well, some of it does. But I promised myself that I would not go back on tour or in the studio until I finished these things.”

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