The DC3 trinity is finally complete with this post! The soul of Anges Dereon will finally be able to rest after this.
Now put a ring on it.
I see you over there crossing your fingers for a nip slip from Michelle Williams! You know damn well she is a good, clean woman who gave her life to Christ many years ago at a young age. Don’t try her like that please. Michelle broke the dawn [I still can't] at Diesel’s Rock + Roll Circus [I don't like jokes] event in this black number. What’s your verdict?
In an attempt to keep the natural order of the wig crypt in order [1] I interrupt our regularly scheduled programming and present you the video for “Single Ladies [Put A Ring On It].” Baby Daniel has his shank waiting for the mayhem to ensue at any moment.
Let me be the first to say that I can’t wait for hundreds of tangy men to re-create this video and post their versions on YouTube!
[1] Kizzy should be used to Mrs. Carter upstaging her ass by now, that’s not my problem.
The wig crypt version of Oprah and Gayle hit Miami Beach over the weekend to enjoy a day of relaxation in the sun. Working those long hours standing in front of factory machines [Kelly] and bench pressing the nearest available yt in the weight room [Serena] can really take a toll on a girl.
John Gotty from The Smoking Section was kind enough to pass these pictures from the video set of Solange’s new video along to moi to share with Crunkland. Be a good neighbor and click that link, eh?
This video is going to be a découpage of glowsticks and all types of different, “cutting edge” shit. I can just feel it in my soul. Pictures of Beyonce, Pound Puppy a/k/a Teyana Taylor, and Cee-Lo under the cut.
Baby Daniel [1] barged in on his mama’s little photo shoot for Us Weekly’s ‘What’s In My Closet’ article. Solange conveniently forgot to mention the container of hand me down wigs and Beyonce’s high school transcripts that are trapped behind a storage bin.
[1] No matter his age this child will always be Baby Daniel in my book.
Now residents of Crunkland, I want you to reach down in the depths of your soul and pull out a kind word or two for Michelle Williams since her album is now available in stores, online, and assorted wastelands for fuckery on this wonderful day that the Lord has made.
Check out the album cover after the jump so you will know what to look for when you are digging in the reduce price bin at Best Buy this holiday shopping season. I’m so helpful!
I’m like 100th person to post this touching statement from Beyaki today but if Baby Daniel had a plastic fork to your neck you would get to copying and pasting too.
Now bust it, creole:
“I wanted to address my servants and faithful followers fans about my upcoming album.
I have worked on this album for close to one year. I have taken the time so I can create my sound. Something that says who I am at this stage in my life. I have poured my heart and soul into it. It is my baby. It is the most time I have spent on any project since my first records as a member of Destiny’s Child when I was 15 years old. I have recorded over 70 songs and have created a sound that reveals all of me. I am in a different place right now and I wanted people to see the many sides of me. The music is upbeat for the dance, fun side and it is reflective, passionate and serious for the personal side. I have taken risks here. I am not afraid and my music will explain it all. There is no label or tag on my sound. It’s me and I am so excited to share it with the world on November 18.”
