Ye Ole Creole is giving the kids what they want this holiday season, the gift of blank expression. There are days when a bitch can simply not be bothered with off showering the world with raw emotion. On the 7th day this child has got to rest. If you are looking for cunty dramatics from the sacred one I suggest you keep your eyes on this prize.
Wearing a Sasha Fierce approved catsuit and wig, Kizzy Rowland performed her hit single with David Guetta “When Loves Takes Over” at Los Premios MTV 2009 in Universal City, California on Thursday night. Since I know that she must be going through a lot already with her pappy Mathew Knowles and his paternity drama I will save the shade for another day and family member.
Folks are speaking ill of Malibu Creole Barbie for not wearing her wedding ring in the above flicks as an attempt to make some waves in the gumbo pot but I vote fuck no. Crunkland’s server has had enough issues this month – - all without pissing off the wig crypt. Now, get into her hot pink handbag and pout. Let the sweet gentle soul of Agnes Dereon rest for one day.
This isn’t a movie still from Hocus Pocus but rather the Mistress of Mirliton throwing up her dynasty sign while watching her son-in-law perform. To comment that this picture has satanic undertones would be a little harsh but I did clutch my Forever 21 rosary beads so tight that the inside of my palms turned the same shade of red that Cousin Angie B! stains her lips with.
According to Wikipedia, Solange is a French name taken from Saint Solange, who is a locally-venerated Christian Saint. The saint was the patron of the traditional Province of Berry. Fast forward to modern days and Solange Knowles is fucking royalty.
In France of course.
Here is the wig crypt’s holiness at the BCBG Max Azria show in New York City on Wednesday night. Sporting her shortly cropped cute cut, she posed for pictures with some of the show goers, including that chick that threw shade at her sister earlier this year in a “track that wasn’t supposed to be released.” Looking fresh faced and happy, Solange is set to take the world by storm. If she can just log off of Twitter. Watch out now!
Michelle Williams shut down rumors that Destiny’s Child will reunite to record an album via Twitter, saying “they took that quote [and] ran with it. I never said DC is getting back together.” Photographed shopping with Kimberly Wyatt of The Pussycat Dolls in London on Tuesday, she is looking more and more like her pappy Verdine White each and every day!
Despite being accompanied by security and questionable hair situations [is the "Blueprint fro" making a comeback?], Jay-Z and his prized yaki almost blended seamlessly into the background while attending a golf tournament in Jersey City over the weekend. Activate stealth creole!
Copyright 2005-2008. All Rights Reserved. Designed by One 5 Seven. Themed by CrushLabs.com. X
