Hey,
I know that you are having weather problems and shit. This is a youtube video that I originally got from Necole Bitchie a few minutes ago. A rowdy person at the Solange performance in Washington was dancing on the stage and she was dancing back. After watching this video, you will want to hand her some glow sticks, a wristband, black light, and a lime green t-shirt.
- - Justin
Kizzy Rowland has cake like everyday is her birthday. Or at least that’s what Showbiz Spy insiders say. The former general manager of the wig crypt allegedly spent almost $400,000 on a recent night out with friends at Amika’s Weekend Takeover in St. Tropez, France on Friday.
A source says, “Kelly was the ultimate host and even when the bar bill began to spiral out of control, she refused to close the tab. She had 30 very thirsty pals, so it was always going to be a pretty big night.
“At one point, Kelly started dancing wildly and put on a silly Viking hat, much to the hilarity of everyone.
“Bono arrived quite late and Kelly told him to order whatever he liked. A good night was had by all.”
Kelly, 27, treated her guests to 50 magnums of $6,000 vintage Dom Perignon, 24 bottles of $1,000 Patron tequila and 10 bottles of $4,000 Louis XIII cognac. [source]
Now now, Kizzy. You know that Papa Knowles is going to have to recoup all that advance money he gave you way back when. Stuntin’ is a habit.
What would a day in Crunkland be without a post featuring the Blood of the Lamb. I know I am a little late on this but I have to fulfil my wig crypt posts quota early in the week or answer to Mama Tina and Baby Daniel.
The above photograph of Bust It Creole rocking an Armani suit comes from Fashion Rocks magazine. As Sam from That Grape Juice previously pointed out, the styling of the shoot looks like it came straight from the video set of “Suga Mama” but you better not say one word about it if you enjoy living.
Solange is a different breed of Creole. She drinks Coronas in redneck bars and enjoys champagne chronic nightcaps. Here’s a recent interview she did for Blender magazine via Necole Bitchie
It’s Friday night at 11 P.M. What are you doing?
I’m either at home with my son or out drinking some Coronas and adding to my beer belly.Where do you drink your Coronas?
Dive bars. Two doors down from here there’s a little joint that’s full of old rednecks. I go in there, drop $10 in the jukebox, play nothing but Marvin and Prince and just get wasted. The rednecks are like, “What the fcuk?”What kind of drunk are you?
I am a Miss-Tina’s-in-the-back-of-my-head kind of drunk.
Newsweek reports that House of Dereon has “failed to catch fire” with consumers. There is going to be some smoke in the damn city if Mama Tina discovers that there was something negative printed about her couture. soul. kick.
Despite millions of dollars worth of media exposure, including a debut on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’, Beyoncé’s House of Dereon line has failed to catch fire with consumers. No matter how famous the product’s provenance, if it fails to impress women on its own merits it begins to resemble a cynical exercise in self-promotional marketing.
Time really flies when you are crunking! It was only two years ago when Aqualeo and their legion of 3 fans invaded the comment section of this May 2006 post after the Crunkland kids roasted their ass over an open fire. Sweet memories! I haven’t checked their MySpace profile out in a while for new music but I am anxious to hear how their sound has evolved.
Confused about the Tales From The Wig Crypt label? Check the original post!
Mrs. Carter dashed passed photographers at the 2008 Rock the Bells concert at the Jones Beach Theatre in Wantagh, New York on Sunday. Her husband hit the stage along with other hip-hop notables including Nas, Method Man, A Tribe Called Quest and Mos Def.
Now that The Carters are happily married I think they should go ahead and get the pregnancy ball on a roll. Procreate! Procreate! Papa Joe 2.0 is always down for another money maker. Nepotism isn’t going any damn where in the Knowles world.
