August 2009: Created by a member of the Queen Crawfish Bisque’s stan squadron, today’s vault pick features a denim capri wearing fresh water tuna flopping around his bedroom barefoot and distraught, dissing Keri Hilson for her telling Beyonce to go have some babies and things.
A smiling Kelly Rowland was photographed on Thanksgiving Day in London. Auntie Kizzy expects to be in the delivery room when Golden Glazed Giselle drops her load off at the docks. Somebody has to be trustworthy enough to snatch up the Queen’s afterbirth before Mathew Knowles can put it on the black market. Sorry Solange.
“I wouldn’t miss the birth of Beyoncé’s baby. I can’t. I don’t want to miss those moments. It’s life happening to people that I love and I want to be a part of it,” the X Factor judge told the Daily Mail.
Rowland says she learned her lesson the hard way in 2009 while in the UK promoting her solo album when another close friend went into labor.
“My best friend had a baby and I wasn’t there to see the baby born . . . I watched my best friend’s baby being born on Skype,” she explained. “I get choked up even now talking about it because I wasn’t there. So now it’s important to me to share those moments.”
Grind up on him, gworl, show him how you ride it.
Olympic track and field gold medalist Carl Lewis waved his stan flag high on Sunday night at the “Live At Roseland: The Elements Of 4″ screening hosted by Beyonce in New York City. That is the leather jacket of a man who secretly longs to pon de floor by breaking out into the choreography from the “Run the World (Girls)” video at least four times a day. Watch the entire concert after the jump.
Pardon the curses. Golden Greased Giselle defended her Ultimate Jay-Z Groupie title on Tuesday night while watching The Throne in action at Miami’s American Airlines Arena. Hai Cousin Angie B!
Each time Solange pops up behind a DJ booth somewhere all I can do is think about Bernie Mac’s character in Player’s Club screaming “Blue, all you do is spin records!” to Jamie Foxx. And then I fall out Tickle Me Elmo style for about a good five minutes.
Be that as it may, it would make more sense for Basement Baby to appear as a judge on BET’s Master of the Mix reality competition show versus “lifestyle expert” Amber Rose. See, being unceremoniously banned from attending Beyonce’s bi-monthly low country crawfish boil didn’t just affect Mathew Knowles. That shit ain’t right.
Hold the swagu. Beyonce says that she has developed a serious pregnancy craving for ketchup. “I don’t know if you’d call it weird, but I’m having ketchup with everything,” she admitted in a recent interview. “I mean I liked it before I was pregnant, but I now literally won’t eat anything without it. Breakfast, lunch or dinner — I need to have a bottle of ketchup close to hand.”
The bearer of the blessed fetus says she is excited that bestie Kizzy Rowland will be an aunt to her bundle of joy when she arrives next year.
“Kelly is my sister — it’s that simple. I’ve known her since we were 16 and she’s another daughter to my mother. Auntie Kelly is going to be involved. I know she’s spending a lot of time in the UK in the moment but we still speak all the time,” gushed Beyonce. No word on Michelle Williams’ application status as an in-house diaper genie.
Beyonce out and about in New York City today
Prosthetic baby bump for dramatic effect or not one thing is for certain, Beyonce is definitely pregnant.
This past weekend while attending the second night of the Watch The Throne tour stop in Atlanta I got a chance to bask in all of her double chin and Tony Chachere’s glory (amazingly not turning into a pillar of salt) during the show. After watching her use her belly as an arm rest while texting, rise out of her seat awkwardly and rub her bump during quick chats with Cousin Angie B! it was super obvious.
And House Mother Fresh wouldn’t lie to you for hits or a look.
An insider told me that Golden Goddess Giselle of the Honey Bees did some heavy duty shopping at Phipps Plaza for her new arrival but remained mum when I quizzed them on the sex of the baby.
Rocking a black sheer paneled Julien Macdonald floor length dress Kizzy Rowland and her strategically placed chicken cutlets made for fun viewing during last night’s ‘X Factor’ results show. understudy tells Cosmopolitan UK that she has no regrets about having her breast surgically enhanced, saying “It’s something I really wanted to do for myself. Not for a man, not for work, for myself. And I love them!”
Wearing her most seductive wig to date Kizzy Rowland turns on the sex appeal in the Big Sean-assisted video for “Lay It on Me.” Make his evening a memorable one by wearing your black Body Magic girdle and dutty whining to this track by the nightstand tonight.
As Mathew Knowles preps to sell her afterbirth on the black market (think of it as seed money) Beyonce is keeping calm and carrying on. Our Lord and Gyrator Beysus Christ was photographed on Saturday afternoon out and about in New York City. Just another day as the chosen one.
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