When Beyonce related hysteria sweeps through Twitter two things are always guaranteed to occur: Active members of the Dirty Rice Army firing off a 21 gun salute and the requisite verbal Keri Hilson dragging.

Such was the case on Monday night when photos featuring Blue Ivy’s personal all-you-can-eat buffet out for the first time since delivering the second coming of Beysus were released via Kid Creole’s official website.

With the construction of a statue or monument dedicated to Beyonce both active and retired Dirty Rice Army personnel in the Houston, Texas area will have a proper place to bring their burnt offerings (read: Keri Hilson memorabilia), and the city is reportedly behind it.

The girls on ‘Got 2B Real’ are not going to be able to take!

“She is the number 1 entertainer from Houston. She’s in the prime of her career, producer, actress; Houston is proud and she comes back to Houston often.”

If these guys get their way, the singing, dancing, “bootylicious” diva could be right back here in Houston for good.

“Our biggest thing is a lot of people get honored when they die, so our goal is to why not honor people why they’re still here? We felt as though it’s her time to be honored,” Marcus Mitchell said.

Marcus Mitchell and Washington D.C. native Steve White have plans to build a monument for Beyonce right here in the Bayou City.

“We wanted to construct, like, a massive hall so as the doors open, if you donated to the monument, you’ll have a separate nameplate,” Marcus said. “There will be clips of Beyonce with Destiny’s Child and wardrobe like a mini museum.”

Their company, Armdeonce Ventures, is looking for private donors. They’re thinking somewhere in Harris County, Missouri City or even Downtown, and they say the city has their back.

“We’ve gotten support from the city of Houston, from the mayor,” Marcus said. “We’re waiting for a very nice letter from the mayor right now.”

It seems the idea also hit a high note with Houstonians.

“I think that would be great, well deserved for Houston. It would be awesome,” Burl Jones said.

“I think it would bring a lot of extra tourists here and with how we’re growing the city now, I think it would be something good,” Brittnee Jones said.

If all goes as planned, the unveiling will happen on Sept. 4, Beyonce’s birthday.

Part of the project’s proceeds will go to organizations like Music for America, Beyonce’s Survivor foundation and the Grammy Cares foundation. (source)

Roseanne finger banging against Team Dirty Rice last week is small fries compared to the stunt animal activists pulled on Beyonce in 2006 when they summoned the singer to a restaurant under the false pretense of discussing business. Sitting at a table inside New York City eatery Nobu, she had no idea what was coming.

After placing their orders, the PETA members confronted King B on her decision to incorporate fur into House of Dereon clothing designs. The PETA members then pulled out a portable DVD player and began playing a tape of Pamela Anderson’s attack on the fur industry, which highlights graphic footage of the process of killing animals for their fur.

Mama Tina tried her best to protect the feelings of her young any further but the damage was done.

Try that shit now though.

If the people of Twitter want the latest scoop on all thing Blue Ivy Carter they probably shouldn’t rely on updates coming through Auntie Michelle.

Let’s get ONE thing straight….I do NOT have to say congrats to someone when they’re NOT on twitter…ESPECIALLY when I talk or email them all the time….or when I’ll be physically present as well…so harrassing and stalking my timeline to see if I’ve mentioned something is POINTLESS!!! My friendship with people aren’t always for twitter display. Respect that and get a LIFE!!! Enjoy this FINE day!!! God bless!!!!

In an interview posted on Punch Bowl Blog last week Michelle made it clear that while she is happy for the new parents she has no immediate plans to start a family of her own.

“Babysitting is cool but the great thing about babysitting is that you can always give the child back to its rightful parents. I don’t know what they were thinking, personally,” she said.”But I guess that’s what you’re supposed to do when you get married, is have kids. I’m very happy for them.”

When Jay-Z said that everything was for sale on “Otis” he wasn’t speaking about the second coming of Beysus Christ:

Huffington Post -- Despite the rumors, Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby did not make its debut on New Year’s Eve. But when the little bundle of joy does arrive, don’t expect to catch a glimpse of Babyonce on the cover of a celebrity weekly.

“They are one of the most private couples,” one magazine editor told me. “We have made several offers to their people about running exclusive images of mother and baby and no one has responded.”

Today, some celebrity babies are splashed across the covers of weekly magazines before they’ve even opened their eyes. Often when such a deal is made, the contract stipulates that the baby cannot be seen in public for a few weeks before and/or after the magazine hits the newsstands.

“If Beyonce and Jay-Z do decide to share their child with the world, they will probably go the same route as Tom Cruise and Katie [Holmes],” the editor explains. “Instead of selling the images to a weekly publication, they would give them away for nothing to lock in a cover of a monthly like Vanity Fair. But knowing this couple, it is unlikely we will ever see a staged picture of the child.”

The guardian of the Knowles Family’s glowsticks shared pictures snapped during down time in Paris featuring The Artist Formerly Known As Baby Daniel son Juelz and her video director beau Alan Ferguson on her damn blog this week, also writing:

I SPENT A MONTH IN PARIS THIS PAST SUMMER WITH JULEZ AND ALAN.

I HAVE SPENT MUCH TIME THERE OVER THE YEARS…

BUT NOT EVER UNTIL I REALLY “IMMERSED” MY SELF THERE, DID I REALLY FALL DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH THE CITY.

I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE SIMPLE PLEASURES OF OUR EVERYDAY LIVING.

GOING IN THE MORNING FOR BREAD, HANGING LAUNDRY ON THE CLOSE LINE IN THE SHOWER, JULEZ NEGOTIATING THE COST OF GETTING MY HAIR BRAIDED BY LOCALS, (HIS FRENCH SAVED US IN MANY INSTANCES SUCH AS THESE) BUYING THE FRENCH BOOTLEG “CARS 2” DVD IN THE METRO STATION….(ONLY TO ARRIVE HOME TO ARRIVE TO THE CARS -2 BLANK VERSION).

WE RENTED A SMALL CHARMING APARTMENT IN THE 10TH…. AND ATE AND DRANK OUR WAY THROUGH BEAUTIFUL, MEMORABLE DAYS.

I WAS READING ZELDA FITZGERALD’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY AT THE TIME, AND SPENT HOURS DAY DREAMING ABOUT HER VIVID LIFE IN FRANCE.

I WILL ALSO FOREVER CHERISH THIS TIME, AS I GOT TO SPEND MANY WONDERFUL TIMES WITH MY SWEET FRIEND MEHDI.

HIS SPIRIT WILL FOREVER REFLECT ON MY TIME IN PARIS…IN THE PRESENT, PAST AND FUTURE.

It’s always good to get away!

I can live with expecting mothers having one or two spots adjacent to handicap parking at the supermarket . . . but if night club owners start spray painting strollers in their parking lots for the “as long as I’m not sipping why are you tripping?” crowd I’m protesting. Butt naked.

New York Daily News – While St. Luke’s Hospital was reportedly on high alert last night, piquing suspicion that Beyoncé might give birth there, the pregnant singer apparently stopped by one more party before she went into labor. On Friday, she and husband Jay-Z were spotted at SoHo hot spot W.i.P. for a bash celebrating youth arts program Creation Nation and its Creators Club, which will meet weekly in the space. Beyoncé — who reports say is nine months pregnant — and Jay-Z were spotted sitting tight in a VIP booth and fielding greetings from friends. Beyoncé was overheard saying that her pregnancy was “the best Christmas present possible.” Our witnesses report that the rapper “was very attentive to his wife, at one point getting up to get her some water.”

Sources tell People that Queen Lobster Bisque hit her duty wine one time for the haters. A blood on the dance floor joke wouldn’t be the most tactful thing to say right now but know that it crossed my mind.

Hell hath no fury like Mama Tina’s wrath once she discovers an employee at a Vancouver department store snapped photos of a very pregnant Golden Goddess Giselle via surveillance camera during a recent shopping trip. A red beans and rice sacrifice seems like an appropriate course of action, no? Take a look for yourself below.

Necole Bitchie — Beyonce is big as a house! Looks like she’ll be delivering her baby this month.

She was recently spotted doing a little last minute Christmas shopping with her mother Tina Knowles. According to a store employee, she was browsing the baby girl’s section of the store. Bey’s bodyguards were close by making sure no one took any pictures of her but that didn’t stop store employees from snapping a picture with the store’s surveillance camera.

According to reports, Beyonce flew into Vancouver earlier this week and arrived at a shopping mall with presidential type security so that she could shop peacefully.

Remember that chipper ass Walmart Christmas commercial featuring the Killer Knowles Klan and assorted honorary creoles from a few years back? Well, shit ain’t going down like that this year.

Necole Bitchie – Kelly covers the latest issue of JET magazine and inside she speaks about her anticipation of finally reuniting with her father. She also sort of dismissed Mathew Knowles role as a father figure in her life:

I think every little girl wants to be a darling in her father’s eyes, and I’m going to get the opportunity to meet my biological father, so we’ll see what happens. That’s all I can say because I’m going to meet someone I haven’t seen in more than 20 years. In my heart I have forgiven him.

When asked if her sister and best friend Beyonce’s father Matthew Knowles help fill that void through the years she responded:

Well, I am so thankful I was able to have my mom and Tina (Knowles), as well as wonderful women in my life, so I’m happy about that.

The homecoming queen and king posed with performers backstage at Michael Jackson’s Immortal World Tour in Las Vegas this past weekend. There’s something very Baby Daniel circa 2009 about Hov’s awkward stance and outfit. The only thing missing is an adult holding his hand.