Collegechick: Cinderella’s stepsisters decided to get together without her.
Fresh: Why are they so happy?
Collegechick: Michelle just happy to get a check. I wouldn’t be happy if I was Kelly. The baby brother is getting more money than she is. That’s cutting in on her allowance.
Fresh: Right along with Fantasia missing shows and shit messing up Teeny’s Game Stop money.
“It’s definitely time to take a break, to recharge my batteries,” says Beyoncé, 28. “I’d like to take about six months and not go into the studio. I need to just live life, to be inspired by things again.”
In the spring, the singer launched the I Am … Tour, which took her to 110 cities around the world. Despite her hectic schedule, Beyoncé was determined “not to just perform and stay in the hotel. I visited the pyramids in Egypt. I saw the Great Wall of China and went out in the middle of the ocean in Australia to see the whales. I actually got sprayed in the face. I made some great memories this year and really learned to enjoy life.”
So much so that “when I got home, I wrote out a contract with myself. I made a list of everything I want to do that has nothing to do with music. Well, some of it does. But I promised myself that I would not go back on tour or in the studio until I finished these things.”
As we journey forward to closing out another decade Queen Lobster Bisque continues to kill the talent portion of the Universoul Creole competition. After dining at an Italian restaurant with her husband on Thursday she created this future Quacker Factory pullover fleece and matching sweatband with her leftovers. It’s not cute to mock former Destiny’s Child members by sending this shit back to the kitchen when you know they are on dish duty.
[Images via Sandra Rose / Eater NY]
I was in and out late last week spreading holiday cheer [also known as participating in hoe shit] so this piece of devastating news managed to slip by me. Praise Sweet Minty Jesus for The Fury:
If you are trying to escape from The Wig Crypt, the time is now. Seems like The Creole Dynasty is distracted!
Tina Knowles filed divorce papers in Harris County, Texas last month, in an attempt to end their almost 31-year marriage. In the documents, it says Tina and Matthew “ceased to live together as husband and wife on or about January 5, 2009″ — the exact day of their 30th wedding anniversary.
Borrowing Solange’s infamous pink lipstick, Miss Tina Knowles [or just plain Miss Knowles if you're nasty] was spotted heading back to her hotel after watching her spawn shake, rattling, and roll around on stage in London on Monday night.
Being escorted by a mysterious friend [I'll leave the guessing up to you] she appeared none too amused to be bum rushed by the pesky paparazzi. Shit, she wasn’t trying to miss the “Video Phone” premiere. She and her friend got to practice the moves for Grown & Sexy Night at the juke joint.
Michelle Williams loses her religion in a new alter ego photo shoot by popular Atlanta photographer Derek Blanks. Verndine White is no doubt proud of his baby girl.
Fresh: Doing The Most Dot Com!
Justin: She wasted all that money so the blogs could roast her ass. Where does Derek Blanks find these makeup artists?
Fresh: Traxx.
My homeboy who lives in Japan had the “chance of a lifetime” to see Queen Creole in Osaka last month. As he went around to several fansites to find pics from that concert date he stumbled upon this picture: Beyonce struggling with her alter ego Sasha Fierce. Knowing my penchant for all things strange and wig crypt related, he emailed the link to this photo. My mailbox and laptop exploded with the creole spirit. I hope yours does too.
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