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Aqualeo Aqualeo Aqualeo

Time really flies when you are crunking! It was only two years ago when Aqualeo and their legion of 3 fans invaded the comment section of this May 2006 post after the Crunkland kids roasted their ass over an open fire. Sweet memories! I haven’t checked their MySpace profile out in a while for new music but I am anxious to hear how their sound has evolved.

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Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

Beyonce’s Loreal Ad

So this is how we are doing things now? Wow.

Follow That Yaki!

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Mrs. Carter dashed passed photographers at the 2008 Rock the Bells concert at the Jones Beach Theatre in Wantagh, New York on Sunday. Her husband hit the stage along with other hip-hop notables including Nas, Method Man, A Tribe Called Quest and Mos Def.

Now that The Carters are happily married I think they should go ahead and get the pregnancy ball on a roll. Procreate! Procreate! Papa Joe 2.0 is always down for another money maker. Nepotism isn’t going any damn where in the Knowles world.

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Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

Crazy And Deranged Crazy And Deranged

First that, now this. Either Beyaki is still in character from the movie set or the lactose has gone bad. The last thing I am trying to do this weekend is blog about her pulling a Beloved outside of a restaurant.

Up Against The Wall

Beyaki For Armani

Baby Daniel pressed a rusty Gillette razor against one of the rolls on my neck and threatened to take my life if I didn’t do a post about Tee Tee’s new picture so here it is.

This ad for Armani will appear inside of the pages of Fashion Rocks magazine. She has been added the line up of performers to who are slated to appear at this year’s Fashion Rocks event which will take place in New York on September 5.

Now if she would have done a photo spread like this I may would’ve posted about this earlier but better late than never.

Armani’s Latest Muse

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Being “different” is really paying off for Solange. She has found another way to supplement her wig crypt income by becoming an ambassador for fashion powerhouse Armani’s younger diffusion line, Armani Jeans. Let me hold something then!

“Armani Jeans expresses my vision of a young, independent, casual lifestyle with a strong and cool, fashion sensibility. Solange epitomizes this style perfectly and brings to it that swing so evident in her new single, I Decided,” Giorgio Armani commented on his newest muse. [source]

Girl, you such a fashion icon. She should be able to buy plenty Warhols and whatever other type of artsy fartsy things she likes to collect with that cake.

Girl, You So Personable

True story, the electricity in my house turned off twice during the composition of this entry. Since I love living in world free of root boxes I’m not going to say anything about Solange today other than make sure you subscribe to her YouTube channel.

Unless you would like to travel to Georgia to participate in a séance please respect the souls that still linger in the wig crypt and follow suit. Agnes doesn’t have to tell me twice to leave her grandchild alone.

Fresh Out The Roots Box Side-Eye

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No words are necessary. Thanks Amber!

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