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Ja Rule Is Officially On Booty Warrior Stand-By Notice

Posted by Fresh on June 9, 2011

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The phrase “this is a minor setback for a major comeback” is non-applicable to Ja Rule’s current situation. The 35-year-old rapper surrendered to federal authorities on Wednesday to begin serving a two-year sentence on a gun charge stemming from his 2007 arrest in New York City. He is expected to serve between 18 and 20 months with good behavior.

“I’ll be in jail making it pop,” a somber Ja Rule said. “Lifting weights, playing some basketball, ping pong, shit jail niggas do. I’ma have to change my whole motherfuckin swag,” Ja Rule said.” I’ma have to be like the ill motherfuckin ping pong nigga in jail.” (source)

I hope Jeffrey realizes that “shit jail niggas do” to willing participants ready to make it “pop” include tossing salad by the moonlight with condiments associated with breakfast. Somebody is going to have to give up the booty. And its just that simple.

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No Get Out of Jail Free Card For Steve Harvey’s Ex-Wife

Posted by Fresh on June 6, 2011

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Bad news for Frankie’s stunt double. After evading the inevitable Mary Harvey turned herself into the custody of Beverly Hills Police officials on Friday. Mr. Hightower’s expression pretty much says it all.

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The “I Know You Don’t Care About My Freedom Since I Paid You Upfront” Side-Eye of Death

Posted by Fresh on February 24, 2011

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Blohan would be better off using a public defender at this point because the relax look on that sister’s face says it all.

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Rewind: Don’t Ask Chris Brown If He Likes “Raz-berries”

Posted by Fresh on January 12, 2011

Chris Brown and Young Money diaper genie Tyga caused a scene as they departed from L.A. nightclub My Studio over the weekend. What’s most funny to me (aside from one paparazzi asking Rabid Beaver if he liked “Razberries”) was Breezy totally neglecting to get his new girlfriend out of the middle of the melee first before hopping in the waiting SUV himself. The Year of the Gentlemen is here!

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Buzz Notes: Atlanta Housewives’ Star Sheree Whitfield’s Luxury Vehicle Seized

Posted by Fresh on November 5, 2010

“‘Who gon’ check me, boo?’ Um, your lawyers!” – Nicole

92707602 Buzz Notes: Atlanta Housewives Star Sheree Whitfields Luxury Vehicle SeizedSheree Whitfield, The Real Housewives of Atlanta star, is reaping the seeds that were sewn from her continued reckless spending.

Whitfield’s $200,000 Aston Martin was seized by her former divorce lawyers, who sued her and won for nonpayment. Allegedly, the reality star and “clothes designer” tallied up more than $110,000 in legal fees. She failed to pay her legal bills, so the law firm went after her new car last weekend.

The sheriff’s office seized the five-month-old vehicle as payment. How are you going to buy a $200,000 car and not pay for your divorce?

Whitfield, who was involved in a nasty divorce from ex-Bob Whitfield, a football pro-turned-sports analyst, appealed a settlement last year that included a division of the marital property, totaling more than $1.1 million; a lump sum of $775,000; and an annual $113,422 from her ex’s retirement funds and $2,142.87 in monthly child support. The settlement did not include spousal support. Last year Whitfield and the couple’s two children were evicted from their $2.6 million home in Sandy Springs, Ga., which is located 20 minutes outside Atlanta.

We’re not sure why Ms. Whitfield can’t figure out how to live on that kind of money — outside of Atlanta, of all places. Perhaps she should step out of the “reality” world and into the real one and get a job. (The Root)

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Tweets Is Watching: Twitter Unverifies Keri Hilson

Posted by Fresh on September 7, 2010

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There was once a time when I thought Keri Hilson was a talented songwriter who deserved crossover success as an artist before her STANK attitude got in the way of it all. I won’t talk specifics about the situation but I will say that I’ve been joining in the reindeer games at her expense every since.

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It’s only right that I continue on in tradition.

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Weekend Catch-Up: Utah Jazz Fans Taunt Kobe Bryant

Posted by Fresh on May 10, 2010

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The elegant slave couldn’t get a break even if he had to go out in the cotton fields and pick it his self. Disrespectful.

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Nas Ordered To Pay For One Expensive Ass Milkshake

Posted by Fresh on April 12, 2010

TMZ reports:

nas kels Nas Ordered To Pay For One Expensive Ass MilkshakeNas went to court Monday over his divorce with Kelis — and walked out a little lighter in the wallet.

According to documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Nas had to immediately fork over $47,249.42 in back child support and $40,454 in back spousal support.

The judge also ordered Nas to pay $10,000/month in spousal support until he pays off the $299,015.50 he owes Kelis.

Nas also has to pay 90% of Kelis’ legal fees in the amount of $155,787.28.

Lastly, Nas has to pay $48,549.83 to cover Kelis’ accounting expenses.

The lesson, as always — when Laura Wasser reps your ex, settle as quickly as possible. Nas just learned that the hard way.

The burning question on everyone’s mind tonight: Who gets to keep the matching Nigger jackets? Like I said before, we need to unite together and show out support for Nasir by placing banners on all of our blogs linking to his relief website like we did Haiti.

Check out what some of my hilarious followers on Twitter had to say about the court’s ruling below.

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WHY WON’T YOU LET CIARA BE GREAT?!

Posted by Fresh on February 5, 2010

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I wasn’t on the scene to witness Baby Syke’s tuck flop out on Thursday night when someone hacked her Twitter account and it fucking kills me. Nothing will ever replace the opportunity to roast that ass over an open flame but Kanye Breast’s updates made me feel warm inside.

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Rewind: Hold That Thought, Terius

Posted by Fresh on January 31, 2010

After whining about not receiving a nomination for his own solo project on Twitter last year, Christina Milian’s pickles and ice cream go-getter finally got the opportunity to talk directly to the Grammy Family while giving a heartfelt acceptance speech for his contribution on Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” – - until the house orchestra played that ass to the left, to the left.

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