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Posted by Fresh on April 7, 2008

rayj.jpgSHOOTING STARS
“Probably the wildest is, lately, girls [are] putting H2O in their bodies and then having [it] shoot out like waterfalls. And it wasn’t just a little bit. You had to step back because the water was shooting everywhere. They’re very talented. Unk, Baby D, Berg and I in St. Louis in this penthouse. The whole Koch crew was in that mug. They rented out this room for us and just brought [the girls] in. I directed that. I was like, “Yo, we gotta do something different. Why don’t ya’ll take this gallon of water and pour it inside of you and let that sh*t shoot out.” She was like, “Okay.” She sucked her stomach in a little bit and just pushed [it] out. It damn near got on my pants. I was 10 feet away.”

SNIFFING B.I.G.
“. . .Then I seen Big and he was like, “What’s up, my n*gg*.” I hugged Big and the n*gg* smelled like soap. That’s all I remember. He just smelled fresh like, “Damn, he a big n*gg* but he smell like soap.”

STUDIO TIME WITH 2PAC
“We walked in one day and Faith was sitting on Pac’s lap while Pac was writing a verse. It was like, “What the f*ck is going on?” That was one of the craziest sights, dog . . . Faith was in Pac’s lap. I was like, “What the f*ck? I know I’m not? Is that? It can’t?” Three weeks later, “Hit ‘Em Up” came out. There’s a couple of people that came up out of that camp. Bow Wow was in Snoop’s camp. Keyshia Cole [How random. - -Fresh] was always through Death Row in her younger days. I used to see Keyshia all the time in there with Pac. I’m not hating on nobody. I got love for Faith. That was unbelievable, during the time of the East Coast-West Coast beef.”

TROJAN MAN
“They gotta ink it. We’ve been trying to work it out for a minute. I’m supposed to design a pack. I mean, you know the condom gotta be extra large. Ain’t no designing on that.”

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[Story via Necole Bitchie - - Thanks Alexa]

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Michael Vick Sentenced To 23 Months

Posted by Fresh on December 10, 2007

Michael Vick Sentenced To 23 Months

Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison Monday for his role in a dogfighting conspiracy that involved gambling and killing pit bulls.

The suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback could have been sentenced up to five years by District Judge Henry E. Hudson. Vick was dressed in a black-and-white striped prison suit and apologized to the court and his family.

Hudson responded, “You need to apologize to the millions of young people who looked up to you.”

“Yes, sir,” Vick said.

Vick acknowledged he used “poor judgment” and added, “I’m willing to deal with the consequences and accept responsibility for my actions.”

Before the hearing started, Michael Vick’s brother, Marcus Vick, sat with his right arm around their mother, comforting her as she buried her head in her hands and wept.

Vick pleaded guilty in August, admitting he bankrolled the “Bad Newz Kennels” dogfighting operation and helped kill six to eight dogs. [source]

All I have to say about this whole mess is that this shit will never happen to Ellen. Never.

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Yadda Yadda Yadda

Posted by Fresh on November 1, 2007

Yadda Yadda Yadda

Another day, another Ronnie Hoe Quote:

Don’t mess with Karrine “Superhead” Steffans. The former girlfriend of television pundit Bill Maher spits fire at her ex in next month’s Vibe. She says, “Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you’re an idiot. That’s why you never see him with a white girl or an intellectual. I might as well have been a Muslim woman with my head wrapped, walking 10 paces behind my man. [1] [But] I couldn’t be ‘Bill Maher’s girlfriend’ any more - not when I’m Karrine Steffans . . . best-selling author.” (source)

Survey saaaaays: hoe sit down.

[1] Hey, that seems to work just fine for Beyaki and Jay, thank you.

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Oh Really?

Posted by Fresh on September 24, 2007

Oh Really?

Other than checking my email I don’t mess with the internet on the weekend. The main two reasons being I have people in my life I would like to spend time with and to be surprised when I log back on Monday morning to see what celebrity said/or did some dumb shit. Today is no different.

The little pink toe winner, Adrianne Curry, from the first cycle of ‘America’s Next Top Model’ is boycotting Black History Month and BET. Here’s a snippet from her blog:
This is gonna be hard guys. I LOVE the comedians on BET. I also LOVE the fact that they play my favorite show of all time, In Living Color. However, I do not believe in seperating ANY RACE in America. WE ARE AMERICANS! How dare we have Black History Month! In my eyes, the Native Americans deserve it MUCH more, seeing how we destroyed their ENTIRE SOCIETY. There are hardly any of them left! They also have been proven to have the WORST living conditions on their reservations. I want AN AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH. One where we learn about EVERY race, ALL OF OUR LEADERS, EVERYONE! I think by having a month dedicated to one race, and not one for any other, is RACIST. Every fund set up to only help people of one race is SICK and RACIST.

Yes, I get it. Black people were slaves here once. You know what? That does suck some major balls, however, it is time to move the fuck on. Do we hear the Jews crying that they were made slaves for thousands of years? Do we hear them whine that they should OWN the pyramids in Egypt because THEY broke their backs making them? Do we hear them bitch and moan about Hitler, etc? (my hubby is a Jew)Nope, we dont. It’s time for us to UNITE AS ONE. I do not think that singling out one race, giving one race opportunities to go to college (I know a TON of poor white.asian, indian, american indian, etc etc that could use that too!), giving one race the EXCUSE to blame things on others for being whatever nationality they are, is a good way at making sure we NEVER kill racism.

I am over this shit. WE ALL CAME FROM ONE BLACK WOMAN FROM AFRICA, THAT is our EVE! It has been proven by science, and I stand by it. If any other race had a chanel dedicated to just them, we would think it was racist. If any other race demanded a month be set aside for ONLY them, they would be considered racist. I am NOT living by this double standard any longer.

Peter Brady, get your broad.

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Thanks For Clearing That Up

Posted by Fresh on September 18, 2007

Thanks For Clearing That Up

Ladies and gentlemen, the most backward shit ever:

To New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas, hearing a white man refer to a black woman using a certain vulgar term would be “highly offensive. But he said he wouldn’t be so offended if he heard a black man use the same term to refer to a black woman.

“I do make a distinction,” Thomas said in a videotaped deposition played for a jury Monday in his sexual harassment trial.

…Asked if he was bothered by a black man calling a black female “bitch,” Thomas said: “Not as much. I’m sorry to say, I do make a distinction.”

“A white male calling a black female a bitch is highly offensive,” Thomas said. “That would have violated my code of conduct.”

“Maybe I shouldn’t go there. … A white male calling a black female, that is wrong with me. I’m not taking that. I’m not accepting that … That’s a problem for me.”

Be careful not to tell Najee Ali about this one.

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‘Cause Receiving A Moon Man Is The Pinnacle of An Artist’s Career

Posted by Fresh on September 10, 2007

‘Cause Receiving A Moon Man Is The Pinnacle of An Artist’s Career

Kanye needs to change his pantyliner. The rapper/producer threw a temper tantrum Sunday night in front of media and crew backstage as the MTV show was ending. While waiting for an elevator in a crowded hallway, West began yelling about losing all five categories for which he was nominated.

“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” West said, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. “I’m trying hard man, I have the … number one record, man.”

West said he never will return to MTV.

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