From The C+D Vault

baba1 From The C+D Vault

While Fresh and I discussed fuckery [what else?] she sent me a link to an old photo that had been sitting in her Photobucket account. In the photo, a young woman dressed in S&M gear held up the red carpet with a sheep wearing a leash at what appears to a be a So So Def Party, the time and place unknown but not important to the argument. What makes the photo hilarious is the young man behind the curtain, staring into what appears to be a dark, endless abyss of chaos.

Throwing famous people under the bus is fun, but this shit right here was just too good to pass up.

Sneak Peek: “Run This Town” 30 Second Trailer

The 30 second preview of “Run this Town,” the second single from Jay-Z’s upcoming album The Blueprint 3, was released to MTV and its online component MTV.com.

And in it, well, I can’t see shit.

All I see candles and a crowd dressed in all black with mostly shots of Rihanna, with a quick shot of Jay-Z’s lips and Kanye’s profile. The audio itself has The Barbadian chanting over and over with one sentence from Jay-Z. That’s not even her song. Jay and THE DIVA played themselves.

Crunk Candids: DMX’s Wild Club Night

DMX NIGHT Crunk Candids: DMXs Wild Club Night

My friend in the head, DMX [don’t judge] was spotted recently at nightclub looking like the mangy dog on the side of the road that hasn’t been fed in days. Sweating, popping, locking, and dropping in VIP with an unknown broad, he turned the crowd on and gave the kids canine fever with a short performance set.

I’m actually jealous cause he seems to have it all: kids, a home, a beautiful brown skin Great Dane named Tasheera [owww!] and a plethora of nut-bucket hoes at his beck and call. It seems that the pitbulls [I’m looking at you Teyana Taylor] are having a fabulous week.

The Most Hated Wig In Atlanta

kim nene The Most Hated Wig In Atlanta

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are at it again! According to ET! Online, Kim Zolciak [chick with the cat wig] has filed an official police report against her fellow [no shade] cast-mate NeNe Leakes.

NeNe allegedly strangled Kimberly during a heated exchange. The incident report obtained by ET states that Kim was going to shoot a scene for “Real Housewives of Atlanta” and got into an argument with NeNe. While they were fighting, NeNe started to point her fingers in Kim’s face. The report claims that when witnesses tried to break them up, NeNe “grabbed [Kim] by the neck and tried to choke her out.”

Kim then drove to the police station to file a report. Both witnesses collaborated her story. She has been advised to get a warrant for NeNe and take pictures of any bruises.

YIKES! Well riddle me this: Did the wig fall off? Did the tightrope finally pop? Was Kim still passing around that nasty, filthy rumor that NeNe’s granddad, I mean husband, is broke? Did Sheree finally pulled down his pants to show the kids what he’s working with which put everyone in a frenzied state? I need answers people!

Brazen Beauty: Farrad

If fever was a natural resource New York City artist Farrad’s reservoir would be completely depleted! Pick up your face off the floor and visit him on Myspace. Jealous butch queens need not apply for this summer internship program. Get you a piece, whore!

I’m Just Saying . . .

sean paul amazing hairline Im Just Saying . . .

WHY WON’T YOU LET SEAN PAUL’S SIDES BE GREAT ON TWITTER?! After yesterday’s, uh, eventful day I’m officially on the campaign trail.  Let’s make it a trending topic, tweetple!

Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: Whip Game Proper

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