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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on September 2, 2008

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I don’t get why you even bothered either, Jay.

“As far as Foxy or Teairra Marì, these are people that I have given chances to. It’s understandable that they would be upset, but you got to look at it from my point of view as well. I gave Teairra Marì the same shot I gave Rihanna. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.”

“You know that stuff is going to happen, eventually it’s going to happen. What I’m happy about is, that no matter what people say, no one has ever said that I am dishonest or that I have taken one dime from them . . . I’ve never cheated anyone out of a dime. No one’s ever said that, right?”

- - Bust It Creole’s Lace Front Glue Applier responds to criticism from Foxy + T. Error Mari

Check out flicks of T.Error Mari selling that ass in King after the jump.

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Hoes Gotta Celebrate Their Birthdays Too

Posted by Fresh on August 25, 2008

Everybody’s favorite nut bucket ass hoe took a break from arguing with bloggers and celebrated her 30th birthday [insert side-eye] this past weekend in Atlanta.

Word is that Nelly and Jermaine Dupri were in the building but understandably didn’t want to be photographed. Would you?!

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News Break

Posted by Fresh on August 13, 2008

Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson was fined $5,000 for wearing “Ocho Cinco” on the back of his jersey before a game in 2006.

To avoid getting fined, Johnson hasn’t done it since then. But Johnson now has a plan for how he can get away with having “Ocho Cinco” spelled out over the “85″ on his back.

We’ve learned that Johnson has taken the first steps in the state of Florida toward legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco.

Seriously.

If Johnson follows through on this, his actual, legal name will be Chad Ocho Cinco, and the NFL would then (we assume) allow him to put his new last name on the back of his jersey.

From a business standpoint, this might be Chad’s way of picking up some of the extra cash that he wants to make but that the team has said it won’t give him. The jersey would instantly become one of the NFL’s top sellers, and NFL players get a cut of all sales of their jerseys.

In recent interviews, including one on ESPN Monday night, Johnson has made veiled references about future plans that he has said will change the way fans think about him. This is a strange one, to say the least. [source]

*Eli Porter pause*

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Faces From The Milk Carton

Posted by Fresh on August 1, 2008

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I refuse to speak about this. Besides, Xilla already covered everything.

Tommy Davidson likes to party with rock stars, as seen above at Slash’s birthday bash surrounded by hot white women ducking drops of sweat flying off Tommy’s bird chest. I bet there was a lot of sexual intellectualism going on in there, maybe that’s why Tommy Davidson didn’t bother to put on underwear. Free Ball or bust I guess. [pause] How much does this picture bother you?

WHY MUST I CRY RANKING [OUT OF 5]:

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Boy, You So Relevant!

Posted by Fresh on July 15, 2008

Raz B + Lil Jordan Raz B + Nem

Raz B aka Chris Stokes touched me in the morning and then walked away hit up Antonio Pierce’s pre-ESPY party and soaked up the free publicity by posing on the red carpet with anybody who was willing to jump in a picture with him, including prepubescent homie Lil’ Jordan.

And I don’t need a punch line for this shit.

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Aunt Viv Defends Her New BFF

Posted by Fresh on July 14, 2008

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TMZ’s cameras caught Aunt Viv defending new pal Jessica Simpson after Pamela Anderson insulted the former Mrs. Lachey on a radio show. Anderson branded Simpson a “bitch and a whore” after the actress wore a t-shirt promoting meat. Aunt Viv stood up in vagina power, saying “Jessica eats real meat. Pam I love you, but don’t go talking about my girl. She is the baddest blonde bitch on the planet.”

Girl bye! You weren’t this vocal when everyone was googling your name trying to find the .gif of you [or someone like you] sucking the mayonnaise out of a random five dollar foot long.

click here to watch Aunt Viv in action at TMZ.

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Star Tracks: Aunt Viv

Posted by Fresh on July 10, 2008

Aunt Viv + Jessica Simpson

VIVICA A. FOX ATTENDS JESSICA SIMPSON’S 28TH B-DAY PARTY

Aunt Viv has been flying under the radar in Hollywood lately but I’m not complaining. If memories serves correct, I don’t even think she bothered showing up to this year’s EBT Awards to help direct limo traffic. I just hope she doesn’t think that she is remaining relevant by hanging out with Major Movie Star co-star Jessica Simpson. The only reason people halfway give a damn about that chick is because Tony Romo is making her eat the load nowadays.

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Shutdafucup

Posted by Fresh on July 3, 2008

In today’s edition of Negroids Unearthed From the Catacombs we have Fredro Starr from the rap group Onyx speaking to C.O.D. DVD about random topics ranging from his good looks [ugh . . . negative] to his distribution deal with Koch Records. The sparkling jewel of this interview however is when the former Moesha star reveals that he received some, um, head trauma from Brandy during his time on the popular sitcom.

Even Sticky Fingaz and his tangled eyes are giving this guy the side-eye of death. Son is feeling himself way too much for me to handle. Someone must have set the clock on his computer back to 1993. You’re 37 years old, act accordingly!

Bow Wow, this is your future staring right at you if you don’t get your act together. I would hate to see you bragging about Ciara t-bagging you years down the road from now.

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