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Hookers & Heels: Girls’ Night Out With Superhead

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Selling ass is a young man’s sport and currently dominating SportsCenter’s Top Plays of the Day nightly is Centino Kemp. No matter the type of exceptional services being offered to loyal clientele throughout the years, putting in back breaking work inside of the bedroom daily will leave a hoe scrambling for options long before social security benefits ever start kicking in, a daunting reality Karrine “Superhead” Steffans knows all too well.

Don’t worry, I’m not going to revisit all her past Groupon sales on pussy.

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How Dreadful: Aaron Carter Comes For Michael Jackson, Says King of Pop Gave Him Cocaine And Alcohol‎

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Everywhere you look people are trying it today:

With the second anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death only just past, one of his former ‘friends’ has decided to spill some very serious beans.

In an interview with OK magazine, Aaron Carter revealed that the King of Pop gave him alcohol and drugs when he was just 15 years old. “I never talked about it . . . This is the first time,” Carter told the mag. “I miss Michael . . . I have spent such incredible times with him. I did things with him that nobody else did . . . But I was also troubled about what he did to me.”

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Fantasia’s Manager: “The Only Thing She’s Pregnant With Is Prosperity”

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Victory today is Antwaun’s!

The trout swimming upstream in Teeny’s dream last night doesn’t have a thing to do with Fantasia  — and everything to do with his own mouth. Her manager Brian Dickens tells Radar Online that Fannie Mae is packing on the pounds in preparation for her role as legendary gospel powerhouse Mahalia Jackson.

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Skeet or Delete: Fabolous – “You Be Killin’ Em

Fabolous is going to force House Mother Kanye to press the dramatic cunt panic button one last time before 2010 is over, and I hope to be present in the general vicinity when it happens. The romance rumors swirling Amber Rose and Fab have been going on strong since the two were reportedly spotted canoodling at a night club earlier this year. Lust at first sight.

View more behind the scenes pictures at Real Talk NY

SKEET OR DELETE?

Irrelevancy Rocks: Deelishis Gives Away A Free Lap Dance On Web Cam

Marriage and motherhood haven’t curbed Deelishis’ appetite for questionable hoe shit behavior.

The well celebrated butt model put her baby girl to bed early to enjoy a little alone time in front of her web cam to shake  her platter-puss and village feeders  to Usher’s “Hot Toddy.”

Girl, you still got it. And by it I mean . . . never mind. I’m not going to even shade you today. You’ve already done that yourself.

The only complaints I have for the former Flavor of Love 2 winner is that she could stand to pick up a few new dance moves (because that ‘93 Freaknik shit she was doing wasn’t hitting on Na-than-iel – - bitch do it with no hands!)  and should find a new location to film herself in. I was anticipating for someone to snatch open the door open and hit her in the face with it the entire time.

WHY WON’T YOU LET CIARA BE GREAT?!

ciara shot WHY WONT YOU LET CIARA BE GREAT?!

I wasn’t on the scene to witness Baby Syke’s tuck flop out on Thursday night when someone hacked her Twitter account and it fucking kills me. Nothing will ever replace the opportunity to roast that ass over an open flame but Kanye Breast’s updates made me feel warm inside.

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Day Late, Dollar Short: Birthday Mess

We give T. Error Mari about as much attention as Balloon Boy around these parts, so consider this atrocity as a late pass. Crunkster Nickey came across the above clip featuring the living breathing version of a Bratz doll flopping around on the stage in New York City last month while on the hunt for some hoe shit on YouTube.

I’m Just Saying . . .

dq Im Just Saying . . .

Whoring for propaganda seemed to be the blueprint for success for Rihanna and Chris Brown Christina Milian and The Dream in 2009. Can the same manufactured magic happen for these two?

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Quick Flicks: Mariah Carey Butches It Up on the set of “Obsessed”

mimi.thumbnail Quick Flicks: Mariah Carey Butches It Up on the set of Obsessed

Mrs. Nick Cannon made good use out of a bag of clothing belonging to Da Brat [hold your head lil' daddy] that would have otherwise continue to collect dust for her new video. Marshall Mathers, this bud’s for you.

Mariah will always be that crazy bitch pushing the ice cream cart on TRL  while rambling about butterflies, Hello Kitty stickers, and unicorns and shit to me. However, I will be say that she tries hard to make people give a damn about her. So people, do you give a damn?

Please keep in mind that she said “these chickens is ash and I’m lotion” way before the creative creole pair of Beyonce and Cousin Angie B! penned “Check On It.”

Question of the Day

Eve

Everybody knows who that girl is [well, that shit is actually debatable depending on demographics] but why is she still here?

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