House Mother Kanye’s line sister proved that he isn’t the only stunt queen in the family by uploading a backshot to her Instagram account on Wednesday night (October 16) with the caption “#NoFilter”. Don’t you feel guilty about starting your morning off with that McGriddle from McDonald’s now?
Not to be outdone, HMK retweeted the photo and added “HEADING HOME NOW.” Expect Kris Jenner to turn this into a five part special on E! within the next couple of weeks. That’s how a boss ass bitch operates.
The trout swimming upstream in Teeny’s dream last night doesn’t have a thing to do with Fantasia — and everything to do with his own mouth. Her manager Brian Dickens tells Radar Online that Fannie Mae is packing on the pounds in preparation for her role as legendary gospel powerhouse Mahalia Jackson.
I wasn’t on the scene to witness Baby Syke’s tuck flop out on Thursday night when someone hacked her Twitter account and it fucking kills me. Nothing will ever replace the opportunity to roast that ass over an open flame but Kanye Breast’s updates made me feel warm inside.
We give T. Error Mari about as much attention as Balloon Boy around these parts, so consider this atrocity as a late pass. Crunkster Nickey came across the above clip featuring the living breathing version of a Bratz doll flopping around on the stage in New York City last month while on the hunt for some hoe shit on YouTube.
Mrs. Nick Cannon made good use out of a bag of clothing belonging to Da Brat [hold your head lil' daddy] that would have otherwise continue to collect dust for her new video. Marshall Mathers, this bud’s for you.
Mariah will always be that crazy bitch pushing the ice cream cart on TRL while rambling about butterflies, Hello Kitty stickers, and unicorns and shit to me. However, I will be say that she tries hard to make people give a damn about her. So people, do you give a damn?
Please keep in mind that she said “these chickens is ash and I’m lotion” way before the creative creole pair of Beyonce and Cousin Angie B! penned “Check On It.”
EBT is handing out reality shows like free swine flu masks at the health department. The special piglet lady in Clifford’s eye and Lil’ Wayne’s ex-wife will make plenty of worthless hoes jealous from their hometown [insert a neck roll here at your own discretion] when they show off their extensive handbag collection on the new reality show Tiny and Toya.
TINY AND TOYA is BET’s provocative, new half-hour docu-drama chronicling the lives of Tameka “Tiny” Cottle and Antonia “Toya” Carter – two dynamic, young women immersed in the craziness of the hip-hop world, but striving to find inner-strength, peace and purpose.