T. Error Mari invited Rap-Up TV into the dining facilities in the wig crypt for some holiday cooking action. That’s right, your girl took her severance check from Roc-A-Fella and went grocery shopping! Pick up the Winter 08/09 issue of Rap-Up magazine for the recipe.
Making big ugly bags just isn’t enough to keep Rozonda relevant. Via press release:
Are you man enough to be Chilli’s new boyfriend?
VH1 and the producers of American Idol are currently searching for Atlanta’s hottest men to compete for a chance at romancing Chilli, the sexy talent from the Grammy-award winning group TLC.
If you’re 21+, live in the general Atlanta area, and think you have the moves to sweep the legendary R&B artist off her feet, submit the following to vh1contestants@gmail.com:
1. : Name, Age and Location
2. : Phone #
3. : Current Pictures
4. : Explain why you think you’re man enough to impress Chilli
PLEASE PASS ON TO ANY MALES THAT FIT THE CRITERIA AND WOULD LOVE A CHANCE TO BE ON TV!
*Eli Porter gaze*
Are peace signs are the secret official hand gesture for irrelevancy?
First we had Blackberry Molasses come by and sweep the floor with his pussy now Cheri Dennis and Yung Wyndex make a cameo at a fashion show. Today has really shaped up to be pretty fucking awesome, right?
Cheri escaped Diddy’s tooth pick crypt long enough to make an appearance at the Southpole Stay In School Fashion Show in New York City. Let the record show that no one over the age of 18 years old should ever be caught rocking that shit. Email me for more rules and guidelines.
But I digress.
Cheri still has that cherry kool-aid hued hair and mean mustache. I’m mad her top lip has more hair than all the members of Team Wackout.
Unless you have been sharing a pillow up under a rock with Cheri Dennis [no, I love you] you have probably laughed at last week’s Saturday Night Live sketch of the VP debate already.
But from that laughter now comes tragedy.
Some key McCain staffers are content with Palin joking about the “SNL” routines on the campaign trail — as when she scribbled “I’m not Tina Fey” on a supporter’s cell phone and said she’d dressed as Fey on Halloween. But others — including the governor herself — think a return punch on the NBC airwaves is what’s needed.
I’m hearing some sort of Palin tweak of Fey’s American Express commercials is in the works.
While next weekend’s ”Saturday Night Live” will be a rerun, it is possible Palin could appear Thursday on the first of NBC’s ”Weekend Update” specials in prime time. [source]
Foxy Brown hit up the wig crypt’s estate sell over the weekend and purchased 17 packets of premium camel remy hair so she could swing that shit around at her birthday party like it was T.I.’s LV rag. This shit is utterly ridiculous. I don’t know what Joe Sixpack told her this was a good look but enough is enough.
More pictures of Foxy’s basement ass birthday party after the break.
Damn this recession! A chick can’t even afford to buy a bottle of hair dye so she can seamlessly blend her real hair in with her yaki.
During an interview on Shade45 [1] Queen Pen revealed that she wanted to slob on Plies nob and spoke candidly abouther past lesbian relationships. [Click here to listen]
Momofukas will talk about what color their shit was that morning if it will generate a little publicity. I guess.
Irrelevant as she may be I still like Queen Pen. I wrote a post about her partying with skrippas many moons ago over at XXLmag.com that still makes my heart flutter. I don’t know why Elasta QP hasn’t hooked the sister up with an endorsement yet. I’m going to add that to my dream journal so it can manifest itself into reality.
[1] Her reason for being there? I’ll take delivering Starbucks for the on-air staff for $300, Alex.
I don’t get why you even bothered either, Jay.
“As far as Foxy or Teairra Marì, these are people that I have given chances to. It’s understandable that they would be upset, but you got to look at it from my point of view as well. I gave Teairra Marì the same shot I gave Rihanna. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.”
“You know that stuff is going to happen, eventually it’s going to happen. What I’m happy about is, that no matter what people say, no one has ever said that I am dishonest or that I have taken one dime from them . . . I’ve never cheated anyone out of a dime. No one’s ever said that, right?”
- - Bust It Creole’s Lace Front Glue Applier responds to criticism from Foxy + T. Error Mari
Check out flicks of T.Error Mari selling that ass in King after the jump.
Everybody’s favorite nut bucket ass hoe took a break from arguing with bloggers and celebrated her 30th birthday [insert side-eye] this past weekend in Atlanta.
Word is that Nelly and Jermaine Dupri were in the building but understandably didn’t want to be photographed. Would you?!