I have been waiting around to post the final [?] version of Kanye’s video for “Paranoid” to soften the whimpers of Mr. West about an unfinished edit being leaked. This is my way of allowing him to be great I guess. Skeet or delete?
Skeet or Delete: Mz. All Da Way Fail
Before I kick this afternoon’s proceedings off please allow me to say that I am surprised that Kid Fury hasn’t featured this Gunshine State hit as Hood Rat Track of the Day. This shit is right up there with Ask Gary and Florida No Fault commercials!
UPDATE: He did.
Seeing as if this song has been altering my universe in ways I can’t begin to explain since last summer I thought it was high time for me to share it with Crunkland. Now get looose, get looose!
I think I found the opening act for The 2009 EBT Awards. Now run me my money.
Skeet or Delete: Halle Berry [She's Fine]
Regla ass video vixens of the world stand up and do your fucking dance! While other casting directors have glanced you over and sent your ass back to the house without a check in sight Hurricane Chris and his dank darkened lips still loves you babe.
This video is still full of fails but I will let you feel good about yourself. Get it girl!
Skeet or Delete: Take It Off
If you live in the South surely you have heard Gucci Mane’s negro spiritual “Shirt Off” beating down your block in a heavy Chevy by now but if not then its better late than never.
Gucci Mane Leflair used the equivalent of Aretha’s McDonald’s order total for his video budget but the song has more than a few zingers from guest rappers that make up for it. “Your girl seen my chain and da bitch done caught the hiccups,” “stupid fruity Coogi,” “I tell her eat the cake, eat the cake Anna Mae! / you better clean the plate,” need I say more?
Skeet or Delete: Shit’n On You Hoe
You don’t want no problems cause pussy hoe I’ll solve em! Yes! I live! Al Reynolds finally has a new ringback tone thanks to Liberty City / USA flea market queen Geisha. I can’t wait to see my tangy kids cover this on drag showcase. Skeet or delete?
Click here to watch Geisha diss fellow 305 yaki supporter Katrina LaVerne. How dreadful! Thanks Jocelyn for the fuckery!
Skeet or Delete: Knockin’ Em Out
Too bad I think Keri Hilson is forever corny for that faux beef shit she tried to pull to promote her album. Otherwise I would have written something borderline nice about her new clip. The only way she can ever make up for her wackness is to do some hoe shit. I don’t make the rules, baby. I just play the game. Skeet or delete?
Skeet or Delete: Magically Delicious
You have seen the pictures of Uncle Ciara and Justin Timberlake on the video set of “Love Sex Magic” now take a look at the finish product.