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Skeet or Delete: You Better Believe It

The dynamic STD duo of Testicular Pain and Lil’ Wang have teamed up for the video “Can’t Believe It.” The screen shot alone is killing me and I’m sure its having the same effect on you. If you don’t watch this joint for any other reasons, just peep it for the various top hats. Feugo.

Skeet or Delete: Slickback’s Soul

The world premiere of Slickback Ivanhoe’s video for his single “Sanctuary” is finally here! Don’t send me any emails complaining about how much your teeth ache from all this sugar.

Skeet or Delete: Solo’s Sandcastle

The video for Solange’s “Sandcastle Disco” [*Eli Porter pause*] features plenty of CGI wig crypt effects, haute hoe couture, and soulful twerking. Are you feeling this joint?

Skeet Or Delete: Anti-Bust It Baby Anthem

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I don’t feel like typing a little puffy paragraph about this . . . tragedy so I won’t. Visit Atlanta native Porscha’s MySpace page to listen to “I Ain’t No Bust It Baby” featuring JC. Damn you Razzi for bringing this into my circumference.

Skeet or Delete: Got Weave?

So everybody is talking about Kanye’s new video. Well, I got something different for you to sink your teeth in.

Like my girl Razzi said, its too early in the week for this shit.

“Pull My Weave” is an ode to getting some good loving from your dick dealer. The song, which is described as the “female anthem of the year,” features ATL female rapper Phoenix and Tamika Scott of Xscape [a check is a check]. If I didn’t know any better I would say that this was a throw away track from the So So Def Bass compilation that came out when I was in 6th grade but who knows.

What do you think of this joint?

Skeet or Delete: Get Like Khia

Ahh, I love a good old fashion “I’m better than all you bitches, bow down, get like me” song. I’m so going to perform this on Pastor Appreciation Sunday next month.

On her new single “Like Me” Khia rhymes about “looking extra thick in the short white tee” and tells all the tired funky monkey hoes to step their snatch game up over a Casio 300 beat. You can officially add the phrase “you can bet your mammy’s ass” to the C+D lexicon. I’m sold! Long live Khia’s juice box! Click here to listen

Skeet or Delete: “Whatever You Like”

Go straight to jail. Do not pass go, do not stop to corn feed your baby mama.

I had a feeling this was going to be bad when I saw the flicks from the set a couple of days ago but it was much worse than I could ever have anticipated. Clifford and Atlantic Records needs to sue Dave Meyers. Just ’cause.

And don’t even get me started on the song.

Skeet or Delete: Pole Position

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I couldn’t but maybe you can.

Under normal circumstances I would’ve sent this shit straight to the trash bin in my inbox but the song’s title caught my attention. “Work Dat Pole” is a heartfelt ode to the hard working ladies in Atlanta at the booty shake clubs who, well, work the pole.

Click here to listen

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