Never mind Wiz Khalifa being caught out there mid-twerk. In the span of a few short years Lola Monroe has gone from selling ass to writing rhymes on legal pads. Everyday a star is born.

The 25-year-old retired in 2009 from flaunting her famously rotund backside in music videos and men’s magazines to focus on her rap career. The D.C. native’s steady grind paid off in a major way when she was recruited by none other than Mr. Black And Yellow as the female component for his Taylor Gang imprint.

“Wiz is like a positive free individual that’s about his business and that matches everything I’ve created on my side,” Monroe explained to Atlanta radio personality Greg Street back in November. “When he reached out, he was like, ‘I feel as though our movements represent the same thing, so I want you to rep Taylor Gang.’ And I agreed, so it’s only right.”

Watch the former XXL Eye Candy of the Year winner run with the boys after jump.

Actually, this is what happened the last time Trina tried to tip on the scene in her long heels, so it make sense that she called for the assistance of professional dancers to get the job done in the video that accompanies her club friendly track.

So let me get this straight.

A party in Kid Rock’s hood without one of the drug addicts featured in those Faces of Meth posters schools use as a scare tactic swimming face down in a puddle of their own vomit, sprawled out on a lawn left for dead? Eh. About as likely as Beyonce serving face and hood girl couture inside a double wide. It’s not right but its okay, I’m still obsessed with this song anyway. Swagu clean up on aisle four!

Despite the current trend it takes takes more than dropping a few punchlines and a borrowed flow to hold my attention when checking for a new artist. The storytelling New Orleans up-and-coming female spitta 3D Natee displays throughout “Switch” (specifically her guy troubles) had me holding to every bar. Do you think Na’Tee has what it takes to play alongside the pros in the rap game?

Fabolous is going to force House Mother Kanye to press the dramatic cunt panic button one last time before 2010 is over, and I hope to be present in the general vicinity when it happens. The romance rumors swirling Amber Rose and Fab have been going on strong since the two were reportedly spotted canoodling at a night club earlier this year. Lust at first sight.

SKEET OR DELETE?

Even though we throw Fatboy Smalls under the bus here at lot at Crunk + Disorderly, I must say that I enjoyed his last release “Love Vs. Money” which received critical acclaim and even made Time Magazine’s top 10 albums of 2009 list. The first video from his new release, Love King features different kinds of women appearing from behind him, beside him, and beneath him.

Looks like misshapen boys can get some play too.

While the kids are holding their breath for “Video Phone ” remix + video later this week featuring Queen Creole and Gaga, The Barbadian decided to whip out another song from her highly anticipated [?] release Rated R. The second single entitled “Go Hard” features Young Jeezy and creates a “Come At Me Bitch” atmosphere with a mid-tempo beat. Girl, you so cut throat!

This is the 4th track to leak and the album isn’t even out yet. Somewhere, a beaver is gloating.

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Nippy’s performance of “Million Dollar Bill” on The X Factor wasn’t worth a $0.49 cheeseburger, but that’s just my humble opinion.

Ever since Chris Brown failed to Transform y’all [you ungrateful people!] Jive Records have decided to go ahead and release “So Cold” as his first single from his newest LP, Graffiti.

Using the necessary piano flourishes and mid-tempo drums, the song talks about the girl [I'm assuming the Barbadian] that got away. I’m a little on the fence about the song: On one hand, its better that the crap that Usher wrote about Margeaux, however, it seems to be reminiscent of the same-old formula present on Top 40 radio. But don’t take my word for it, click the link to be serenaded by nature’s favorite freshwater rodent.