If you watch the first 30 seconds of the video for Mya’s “Paradise” on mute you probably would mistake it for some type of commercial for a hair product. Dr. Miracle perhaps?
I don’t feel like processing what the fuck she is harmonizing about ["listen to the beat of the congo"] but I’ve heard a lot worse. Skeet or delete?
Listen - “Turn Me Loose”
C+D is just full of leftover Hallow Peen eye candy! Thanks Xilla for this gift from Yahweh.
No, that’s not a Photochopped & Screwed version of Lil’ Mo, it’s Go-Go’s sister Nikki Smith. Have you wet your pants with delight yet? Nikki is looking to follow in her sister’s foot steps and pursue a music career. “Turn Me Loose” [insert Eli Porter pause] is the breakout single from her self-written, solo R&B project. Skeet or delete?
You know that one choir member who used to sing like an angel in their prime but unfortunately got strung on crack in the late 90’s, left the church to perform i that nn a R&B group that never made it past state lines, repented and got saved again before re-joining the choir but never sounded quite the same?
Yeah, that pretty much sums Mimi’s performance up. Skeet or delete?
Although he may brag about being able to bench press 375 pounds on his MySpace profile Richmond, California rapper Gritsitory [I bullshit you not] can thank his sculpted abs on the hand work of top plastic surgeon Dr. David Matlock. Long story short, after I peeped this dude on Dr. 90210 performing some wack ass song [along side his boo La Flora Venenosa] and went straight to Google.
And then I exhaled. Hit up his Myspace profile and listen to the track “1 Stalker” and call me in the morning.
Nepotism is an incurable disease in the Simmons family but since they are out there getting paper we all should be happy and supportive, right?
Yung Windex a/k/a/ Jo Jo Simmons and his Team Blackout crew are back with something for the ladieeeeeeees on their single “Billion Dollar Boyfriend.”
This clip is another fine example of faking it to you make it. I don’t know why he didn’t take some of his “billions” and contribute it to this video budget but there are much more bigger fish to fry. You take your pick.
I must admit that when I heard about Tatyana Ali’s upcoming television series Buppies I immediately had a That’s So Raven psychic vision and saw the bottom of the discount bin at Video Warehouse.
However, after watching the minute long plus teaser on WWTD [thanks Jazzy] I changed my vote, especially after that dramatic kiss! I don’t know about how you but I’m hungry for quality Black scripted shows and will take almost anything I can get at this point. I even watched two back-to-back episodes of House of Payne once! I still have my limits though. EBT’s Somebodies is it.
Check out the trailer after the jump.
Killa Cam enliststhe help of Vagina Power guru Alexyss K. Tylor on the new track “Bottom of the Pussy Hole.” This can’t be life. Click here to listen to my new anthem!
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The dynamic STD duo of Testicular Pain and Lil’ Wang have teamed up for the video “Can’t Believe It.” The screen shot alone is killing me and I’m sure its having the same effect on you. If you don’t watch this joint for any other reasons, just peep it for the various top hats. Feugo.
