Skeet or Delete: Rihanna’s Redemption Song
Music is suppose to provide relief but this just made my skin chafe. Sorry Bob!
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Skeet or Delete: The Barbadian Goes Hard . . . We Guess
While the kids are holding their breath for “Video Phone ” remix + video later this week featuring Queen Creole and Gaga, The Barbadian decided to whip out another song from her highly anticipated [?] release Rated R. The second single entitled “Go Hard” features Young Jeezy and creates a “Come At Me Bitch” atmosphere with a mid-tempo beat. Girl, you so cut throat!
This is the 4th track to leak and the album isn’t even out yet. Somewhere, a beaver is gloating.
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Skeet or Delete: Whitney’s Big Money Performance of “Million Dollar Bill”
Nippy’s performance of “Million Dollar Bill” on The X Factor wasn’t worth a $0.49 cheeseburger, but that’s just my humble opinion.
Skeet or Delete: The Ballad of a Lonely Beaver
Ever since Chris Brown failed to Transform y’all [you ungrateful people!] Jive Records have decided to go ahead and release “So Cold” as his first single from his newest LP, Graffiti.
Using the necessary piano flourishes and mid-tempo drums, the song talks about the girl [I'm assuming the Barbadian] that got away. I’m a little on the fence about the song: On one hand, its better that the crap that Usher wrote about Margeaux, however, it seems to be reminiscent of the same-old formula present on Top 40 radio. But don’t take my word for it, click the link to be serenaded by nature’s favorite freshwater rodent.
Skeet or Delete: Chris Brown Is A Changed Man
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Changed Man. That’s what the Freshwater Beaver is trying to convince us here at Crunk + Disorderly [since we are special folks] and all of America. The song, produced by Battle Roy [the jokes write themselves], has a ballad-type feel with a bit of electronica in the background, creating a diverse atmosphere that only a forest creature could feel at home with.
I must say though, the song bored me. If you are going to write a song with a lot of emotion, make it a song for people to hit the dancefloor on and sweat till they are dehydrated. But no shade here, its a safe song, and the best thing for him is for people to feel safe around him without fear of being bitten and infected by rabies.
Skeet or Delete: Daddy’s Girl Season Two
Yikes! Your favorite minister’s daughters are back for another season of faked story lines, rehearsed scenes, and multi-camera shots. They are just like us, SO. FUCKING. REAL.
Anyway, season two of Justine Simmons Step-Daughters is set to premiere next Tuesday, August 11th, at 10:00 pm. This season follows Rev Run’s offspring as they move into a new home in the Hollywood Hills and on the way, meets a new batch of friends who help them learn and love in the City of Angels. Get excited kids as they are planning to open a new Pastry store, attempt to adopt rescue animals, and expand their business adventures.
Skeet or Delete: The Life of Aaron Reid
With shows like Daddy’s Girls and Brooke’s Knows Best, Hollywood’s obsession with pretty young things with money seem to have hit an all time high. But fret not, that obsession has not hit its apex, not until this show premieres. This pilot, starring Aaron Reid, the son of L.A. Reid [who didn’t like Janet’s album and made her leave Def Jam. The kids will never forgive him] and Pebbles [who stole all of TLC’s money. That VH1 documentary was so enlightening] who moves to L.A. with a group of friends that he refers to as the “Black Entourage” [who wants to be Entourage anyway, that show lost its “It” factor two seasons ago] to begin a career in the music business “without” the help of his famous father. [Yes I see the hypocrisy, address it in The Bocks]
