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Listen: Ray J Calls Into Power 105.1’s The Breakfast Club (Uncensored)

rayj Listen: Ray J Calls Into Power 105.1s The Breakfast Club (Uncensored)

You know the type loud as a motor bike but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight? That would be Willie Norwood Jr.

Ray J called into Power 105.1’s hit morning show The Breakfast Club to refute rumors that rapper Fabolous knocked his (allegedly) drunk ass out during a nightclub scuffle in Las Vegas earlier this morning. My mind is still trying to recover from Brandy’s brother threats of dispersing his goons into the city streets to anally rape Fab and the rest of his Street Fam entourage.

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How Dreadful: Keri Hilson Is The New Miranda Priestly

keri dreadful How Dreadful: Keri Hilson Is The New Miranda Priestly

Women empowerment movement my ass. Welfare To Work graduates looking for their big break into the music industry take note: Working for Keri Hilson will raise your blood pressure higher than any note she is capable of ever hitting.

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Stunts And Shows: Miguel and Lloyd Call Off Impending Hair War

Salty over no longer being the only R&B singer with an alien treasure map cut into the back of his head, Miguel released the shady queen within when he tweeted, “Imitation is the Highest form of Flattery. Shout to LLoyd.”

Someone must have alerted Miguel that feeling your beat too soon may result in getting your ass beat (no condoms required) which explains why he’s now ready to say sorry. Though he walked in singing The Wayans Bros. theme song, Lloyd kept it trill and let a fellow dwarf know that no one was trying to copy him and that his bitchiness did not go unnoticed.

Miguel was sure to continue all the right words that loosely translated into “don’t whoop my ass, dude.” So after like the fifth “You good?” we can just assume these two are cool now are both back to wishing they had Chris Brown’s chart history.

Sit Your $5 Ass Down Before I Make Change: Lil’ Mama Is Smelling Herself

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Most people would rather take maxi pad advice from Faizon Love than entertain words on anything style related from Lil’ Mama. But at the recent MTV Movie Awards she managed to for once not look like a tacky stud pretending to be a gaudy queen. Now thanks to the two compliments she got for her efforts she’s using those enhanced nostrils of hers to smell herself.

In an interview with VIBE.com, the girl best known for confusing Jay-Z on stage accused Nicki Minaj of trying to snatch her wig style.

On Onika jacking her cut:

But my cut is blunt and futuristic and Nicki Minaj started wearing that bob on her head after she came to my show, so at the end of the day I know what I do and I know what I possess and I know who I am. I’m a trendsetter. The biggest form of flattery is imitation so I’m flattered. I understand the universal law. I’m not confused, I don’t feel like a follower. I started so many things that new artists are doing now anyway –my style, the way I’m aggressive on a track, the way I come through, the way my beat bangs. There are so many things that were borrowed, that I influenced that’s happening in music right, so I’m far from discouraged.

So the 1980s and 1990s never existed?

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Tweets Is Watching: Today’s Obligatory Post Regarding Keyshia Cole And Lil’ Kim

kim keyshia Tweets Is Watching: Todays Obligatory Post Regarding Keyshia Cole And Lil Kim

If you follow me on Twitter you already know my true feelings about writing this post, but let’s just get the shit over and done with. Shall we?

During the middle of her morning vent regarding her EBT Awards snub Keyshia Cole felt the sudden need to “address” her non-existent friendship with Lil’ Kim, writing:

N while we’re addressing everything, Lil Kim and I a r not “friends” I take that term very seriously. We made wonderful music. That is it.

If Frankie’s prized golden retriever wanted to set the record straight on “everything” she would reveal if she ever found her biological father. I’m sorry, or should viewers of Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is just move on with their lives without any real closure?

Of course, Lil’ Kim quickly got wind of KeyLoLo’s comments through a series of retweets and quipped back:

U got that right. We are not friends. The same way U take friendship seriously i take loyalty serious. The whole world has seen me extend my hand to u over and over again. Only someone who’s trying to build a sincere relationship does shows 4 free & supports. u did not pay me a dime 4 none of that. That warrants some type of loyalty and respect. Friend or no friend i would have never let anybody disrespect u on my record but i can’t expect everyone to be as real as i am. At the end of the day karma is as real as i am and it’s coming to get u. oh wait…if it hasnt got u already… My love & loyalty to u got u a hit, ur friendship with ur friend got u a flop. looks like u need to choose ur friends more wisely dont u think? #teamlilkim LEGGGGOOOO

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Tweets Is Watching: J. Hud Offers Peace Treaty To The Beyonce Army And Rihanna Navy

jhud Tweets Is Watching: J. Hud Offers Peace Treaty To The Beyonce Army And Rihanna Navy

Not before brandishing her Twitter Tech-9 first, though.

Comments made by Jennifer Hudson regarding her new body during an interview with the UK Mirror had fans of Beyonce and Rihanna seeing red over the weekend.

“All the fabulous clothes I can wear and get sent, I joke that I’m like a walking billboard now. But I won’t be taking my clothes off – no way at all. Beyonce and Rihanna can have that. I like to cover up more. I won’t do Playboy. Playboy can call, and wait. That’s just not me,” Hudson told writer Clemmie Moodie after performing at London’s Ivy Club last week.

Her comments were interpreted as anything but light-hearted to fans and they proceeded to flood Hudson’s timeline with a barrage of bullshit, prompting her to eventually tweet “I think [y'all] know me better than that. I love both Beyonce [and] Rihanna. I hate when people try to be messy. [Bey] and Ri know me better than that 2.”

Try It Again, Queen: Bow Wow Comes For Ciara’s Tuck At Supafest

bow wow ciara Try It Again, Queen: Bow Wow Comes For Ciaras Tuck At Supafest

After Ciara nixed the idea of reuniting with Bow Wow to perform their duet “Like You” for Australia’s Supafest tour dates Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star took to the stage to volley shade in her direction during his set, making himself look like quite the bitch in the process.

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Tweets Is Watching: Attention All Bum Bitches, Tiny Wants You To Know . . .

tiny1 Tweets Is Watching: Attention All Bum Bitches, Tiny Wants You To Know . . .

A child has been left behind. She still has the love and support of her guy, though! Money Over Bisshs.

In Case You Missed It: Dirt Angel Confronts Somaya Reece’s Trash Talking Manager

love hip hop In Case You Missed It: Dirt Angel Confronts Somaya Reeces Trash Talking Manager

Earlier this week Power 105.1’s Breakfast Club grilled Love & Hip Hop personality Chrissy Lampkin on longtime boyfriend Jim Jones roughing up co-star Somaya Reece’s travel size manager Maurice over some serious slick talking.

“He was disrespectful, he was out of line. I think he forgot that this is our real life. You’re jumping in front of the cameras and being a crash dummy for the producers and there’s a consequence for that. There should be,” Chrissy explained.

Watch the confrontation and Chrissy’s full radio interview after the cut!

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Foxy Brown: Wildin’ In The Cayman Islands . . . Over Her Nails?

foxy1 Foxy Brown: Wildin In The Cayman Islands . . . Over Her Nails?

Passengers aboard Tom Joyner’s Fantastic Voyage cruise tell TMZ that Foxy Brown was booted off the boat after she flipped out after missing a manicure appointment. Given her track record that sounds about right to me.

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