And this little piggy went “Stop it, five!” all the way home.
Kim Kardashian stuffed her swollen feet inside a $2,950 pair of Givenchy Albertina podium heels for an afternoon out with mom Kris Jenner in Los Angeles yesterday. At last, your great-aunt pearl and someone on the E! channel finally have something in common. She paired the sandals with a white open sleeve dress from the same designer. House Mother Kanye would have it no other way.
If you have ever slammed a car door before yelling “Don’t fuck up my check because you ain’t getting one!” at your significant other because they were late picking you up for work, this post was written specifically with you in mind.
Las Vegas club promoter Cliff Dutton is suing Future for $36,000 because he was a no show for a scheduled appearance at Club Pulse due to his boo Ciara‘s diva demands. Blasphemy!
According to Dutton, after arriving in Sin City Ciara refused to set her pretty little mangled toes in a stretch limo sent by the club, demanding that Greenbriar Mall’s first couple be picked up in a SUV instead. These new bitches swear they’re Norwood Young. More details after the jump!
Oh Tyrese, why must you insist on being that stubborn strand of pubic hair on a wash cloth that refuses to detach itself on the final rinse? The hood’s leading life coach is back with a wellness and fitness edition of his poignant bumper sticker wisdom. Who is up for a round of So The Fuck What?
The off-screen personification of Melvin’s sweet little chocolate bitch in ‘Baby Boy’ had the following to say about Team Chunk in a recent interview:
“When you take a shower and you put your fat, nasty body in the shower and by the time you get out, the mirrors are all steamed up so you don’t look at what you did to yourself. That may sound offensive or insensitive but ultimately, you are big as hell because you have earned that shit. You worked your ass off to eat everything in sight to get big as hell.” | source
The man that knows something knows that he knows nothing at all.
Allen Engstrom (pictured above with his family) forgot his iPad on a flight from Phoenix to Denver more than a month ago. Like any owner, he had a serious case of the sadz — until one of his sons noticed photos of some lady with a weak ass selfie game randomly being backed up to his iPhone. YAHTZEE!
Thanks to Apple’s iCloud technology, Allen has been able to get a close look at the mystery person who may have snatched his iPad. A real close look.
But it ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none.
Allen decided to put those weak ass selfies to good use by plastering the photos all over his social media accounts in hopes that he can find someone who knows the accused thief.
Where do ya’ll scrounge up these girls?
One of the up and coming children on the ballroom scene, A$AP Rocky, believes that because he performed seamstress duties for The House Of Pendavis at last year’s extravaganza he should be able to stamp himself as one of the legendary children.
Survey says! Try it again, queen. Considering that dreadful reinforced stitch used on all of the garments, you should be appreciative that your name was brought up without the rest of the kids erupting in laughter.
Rakim voiced his displeasure with landing on MTV’s Hottest MC’s at the #8 spot on the list on the airwaves at Power 106 in Los Angeles.
Sister has a fucking problem. Now that I can agree with:
“All my videos are shitting on any hip-hop video out there, let’s be honest. The reason why everyone is wearing gold again is because of your boy. Everybody’s wearing diamonds. I’m the one that who made the John Lennon shades with the glasses — everybody wearing it now, you see what’s going on now. C’mon, who brought gold teeth back? Let’s be honest . Honestly, I brought it back in a dramatic way. I made braids hot. But, let’s get off trends. Let’s get off trends. How about that?”