Since news broke that my second favorite* hood power couple Keyshia Cole and Daniel Gibson were on the last leg of their marriage, Key-Lo-Lo has been spending every night on social media recapturing the energy from her “I Should Have Cheated” and “Let It Go” videos.
This week, a concerned fan reached out to Keyshia to offer her a few positive words . . . and just like an audience when the singer gives a live performance, it fell on deaf ears.
*I’m screaming out “Fantasia and Young Dro forever” until my casket drops. Continue reading
Let the record show that I’m not saying that I will never wake up inside of a white man. Who knows what a long night of downing corn liquor and a Bedroom Kandi strap-on could lead to. I’m just saying that man will never be Perez Hilton.
Your booty hole is more than safe around me, sir.
Representing the great state of California in the 2014 Miss Internet Troll of The Universe pageant, the celebrity blogger provoked the wrath of the softer side of Negro Twitter after declaring that “Inside every gay man is a fierce black woman!”
Kush and orange juice! ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ resident geriatric goon Mama Joyce joined daughter Kandi Burruss and fiancé Todd Tucker for her daytime television debut last week on ‘The View’ last week.
As the trio opened up about their much buzzed about family drama during the Hot Topics segment, show co-host Whoopi Goldberg asked Mama Joyce one of the many questions currently burning Black America’s conscience: “You have a man in your life right? She up in your business?”
“No,” replied Mama J.
“Now okay. You and I are minutes apart in terms of age. We don’t have time for this,” continued Whoopi. “Let her make the mistake, if she’s gonna make the mistake. You gotta let her do it. You can’t do this for her. We listened kinda to our parents, but we had to make our own mistakes. She gotta do it.”
Do you agree with Whoopi’s stance or are you riding with Mama J? Weigh in below in the comments!
Behind The Scenes At ‘The View’
Although I’m sure your parents reinforced the following the first time you came home with tears streaming down your beautiful face following a playground disagreement I’m going to go ahead and say it again: Everyone doesn’t know how to keep it cute and say thanks.
Well documented fuck girl (yes, human borns with fallopian tubes can fall into that social ranking) Lolo Jones offered the advice to apply a Meagan Good endorsed perm to hair roots to a young woman who dressed as her for Halloween.
But if I decided to call into work petty and mention how a gold medal shouldn’t be included in that costume I’m just another faceless hater, right? Table for one, please.
Have you checked your spam folder lately? Golden Brooks sent an email blast announcing a private sale on gently used virgin remy wefts and lace fronts late last week.
Beating everybody to the punch was Azealia Banks. The Harlem rapper rocked tresses from the ‘Girlfriends’ Season 6 Collection during her time in the UK this week. Here she is leaving BBC 1 Radio yesterday.
In related news you definitely don’t give a fuck about, Azealia called out Lady Gaga on Twitter for being a copycat after catching wind of the “Applause” singer’s outfit suggestions for her performance at the iTunes Festival in London.
On Wednesday, Mother Monster tweeted, “I will be providing a list of acceptable attire for #SwineFest throughout the week. Item 1: Seashells. Item 2: Seahorses. 3: Starfish.” (Gaga will perform her new single “Swine” at the concert. We’ll see if Trick Daddy was right about pork not ever murdering anybody.)
To which the 22-year-old rapper replied, “Hmmmm sounds a lot like Azealia Banks’ mermaid balls. Of course Gaga wants to play mermaid again, pfft.”
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