And this little piggy went “Stop it, five!” all the way home.
Kim Kardashian stuffed her swollen feet inside a $2,950 pair of Givenchy Albertina podium heels for an afternoon out with mom Kris Jenner in Los Angeles yesterday. At last, your great-aunt pearl and someone on the E! channel finally have something in common. She paired the sandals with a white open sleeve dress from the same designer. House Mother Kanye would have it no other way.
Oh Tyrese, why must you insist on being that stubborn strand of pubic hair on a wash cloth that refuses to detach itself on the final rinse? The hood’s leading life coach is back with a wellness and fitness edition of his poignant bumper sticker wisdom. Who is up for a round of So The Fuck What?
The off-screen personification of Melvin’s sweet little chocolate bitch in ‘Baby Boy’ had the following to say about Team Chunk in a recent interview:
“When you take a shower and you put your fat, nasty body in the shower and by the time you get out, the mirrors are all steamed up so you don’t look at what you did to yourself. That may sound offensive or insensitive but ultimately, you are big as hell because you have earned that shit. You worked your ass off to eat everything in sight to get big as hell.” | source
The man that knows something knows that he knows nothing at all.
Allen Engstrom (pictured above with his family) forgot his iPad on a flight from Phoenix to Denver more than a month ago. Like any owner, he had a serious case of the sadz — until one of his sons noticed photos of some lady with a weak ass selfie game randomly being backed up to his iPhone. YAHTZEE!
Thanks to Apple’s iCloud technology, Allen has been able to get a close look at the mystery person who may have snatched his iPad. A real close look.
But it ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none.
Allen decided to put those weak ass selfies to good use by plastering the photos all over his social media accounts in hopes that he can find someone who knows the accused thief.