Crucial side-eye via CL
The white dude in the back is NOT having it today. He’s trying to figure where she got the furry purple thing on her shoulders and the black furry thing on her head. Don’t get me started on the Mr. T necklace! [Click here to check out more flicks of Ms. Girl I'm So Different]
- - Courtney
Hey Fresh,
When I first saw this I thought “Aww she’s just giving him some side eye love…” but then my whole perception changed because he’s also giving her some side eye action and I laughed until I was on the floor. Now I’m complete.
- - Tsagrednerp
I’ll be damned if I say anything negative about the wig crypt today! Ya’ll know we are experiencing some inclement ass weather down in coastal Georgia thanks to Fay. I just left the crib briefly to scope out the neighborhood and there are trees down left and right. I’m trying to stay on the good side of the fence with Agnes as long as I can.
It’s so cold in the D. Hit up Side-Eye Fever for more action.
[Flick via Necole Bitchie]
Tropical storm Fay has been super soaking us hoes in the south Georgia / northeast Florida for the past 24 hours, so I have been clutching my pearls and non-perishable food items all day.
True story, I saw a crackhead earlier using the rough and unsteady waters of an overflowing ditch to windsurf. I thought I took a picture of it but my dumb ass forgot to put the memory stick in my digital cam! At least its in my mind’s museum I guess.
Now on to the delayed fuckery!
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While looking at random pictures on Flickr last night I came across this gem of and was immediately rendered speechless.
I want to apologize for the bird flu you will undoubtedly come down with after you get this in your system. I hope you have plenty of fluids [pause] available.
The limp wrist action and paired with the tense glare is enough to put someone on life support. Check out side-eye fever for more action!
Hey Fresh,
Just wanted to say I adore your site, it gives me great laughs at work which I try to stifle. But I was reading the news & saw this intense side eye — instantly I thought, “Fresh would appreciate this!”
This is Dina Matos, the soon-to-be-ex-wife of that Tang chief, Jim McGreevey aka New Jersey’s gay former governor. They’re involved in a pretty intense divorce process. Not only was he gay & didn’t tell her but now he’s trying to get out of paying child support! I think that side eye is well deserved!
- - MK
What a weekend right? Crunksters, in a time like this we must all depend on fuckery to get us through. I know its hard but we must persevere.
Le sigh.
The original Don C. gave his bust it baby the side-eye of death outside of Mr. Chow over the weekend as she hammed it up for the cameras. [click here for full size view]
I don’t blame him for giving that broad the skank stare down. It’s all good when the cameras are around but you know she only gives him a ride on her soul train once every lunar calendar. She should make it her business to suck the meat off of him like he was a neck bone.
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Hi, Fresh!
So, I’m at work clearly not working, and surfing the Internet like the fiend that I am for celebrity gossip when I come across this wonderful photo of side-eye action–Hollywood style, that I had to bestow upon you!
In the photo, you can peep actress Penelope Cruz giving rumored casting couch actress Scarlett Johansson and director/pervert extraordinaire Woody Allen a glaring side-eye at the premiere of their flick, Vicky Cristina Barcelona!
Fresh, I died twice (ask Jesus).
I couldn’t help to think what caused Cruz’ glare of destruction. Could the following thoughts have been roaming through her empty head as she administered her Glare of Doom:
In regards to Johansson: “Damn, I’ve fucked more “actors” than this casting couch ho, yet people only know me when Salma Hayek and Tom Cruise are mentioned.”
In regards to Allen: “This pedophile better not speak to any of my nieces and nephews at this premiere. I am not Mia Farrow; I will most definitely call the cops!”
Long live the side-eye!
- - Carla
Check out your boy Woody sneaking a peak at Scarlett’s tittayballs after the jump.