The “He Ended His Marriage For You” Side-Eye
I see you lookin’, with your lookin’ ass. (c) Young Jeezy
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Archive for the 'Side Eye Deluxe' Category
Side-Eye Hall of Fame Selection
And then a hero comes along.
The holy grail of all shade is the side-body. Anybody can slip a side-eye of death to an unsuspecting recipient in passing but it takes a highly trained expert to twist their body to let whores for propaganda know they aren’t having it.
That’s a “Back the fuck up, bitch” face if I ever saw one. Baby is probably wondering why the rotten orange it was playing with earlier now has hair like a toy pony and eyelashes like a dust brush. If baby didn’t have such tiny arms, she would’ve slapped the grease right off of Katie’s face. (Dlisted)
The “You Can’t Be Serious” Side-Eye
Hey Fresh,
I am one of your biggest fans, I love your site, please keep it up because a day without crunk is the day I beg God to take me home! I wanted to share side eye deluxe via my personal life with you. Attached is a pic of my 1 year old daughter Agodess w/her father and she is giving him the “I could kill you in your sleep” side eye because he just woke her up from her afternoon nap on purpose as payback to her waking him up early (5am) every morning. Ewww….all I know is I’m glad it aint me!!
- – Jennifer
Side-Eye Fever of the Week
How many side-eyes can you count in this picture? And yes, that’s none other than Linnethia Leaks on the receiving end.
Crunkland Submitted Tang x Side-Eye Action
Hey Girl,
Ok, so FAMU had their homecoming this past weekend and we were invited by the MALE AKA Organization to come and attend their yearly event.
Here are some pix we took while attending the event. A little side-eye and daily tang vitamin wrapped into one. This is the cure for the swine flu . . . LOL. Hope you can use these on the site.
Kisses and French Fries,
Side-Eye and Mouth of the Week!
Nikole Churchill competed against nine Black students in the 15th annual Miss Hampton University scholarship pageant – - and won. The 22 year old senior nursing major, who attends the Virginia Beach campus, wrote to President Obama on Sunday to tell him that her crowning was met with negative comments because of her skin color. She also invited him to visit HU and speak about racial tolerance.
“I am hoping that perhaps you would be able to make an appearance to my campus, Hampton University, so that my fellow Hamptonians can stop focusing so much on the color of my skin and doubting my abilities to represent,” she wrote, “but rather be proud of the changes our nation is making toward accepting diversity.”
My job here is not to debate whether she deserves her title or not but to point out that the homie on the side is giving me all types of fever I have not felt in a very long time. All side-eyes are precious in His sight but when they are paired with a side-mouth their value goes through the roof. Shouts out to everybody who submitted!
The “Is That Extra Twat Meat” Side-Eye
If you don’t mind, allow me to interrupt your sanity with a brief bit o’ Creole Pimp fuckery. Now the pic you see here is a mild case of disrespecting your elders. Since I was raised by my Granny not to say not shit if I didn’t have shit nice to say, I won’t say nothing too bad. The side-eye my young Becky is giving just may be justified, since she’s not used to seeing grown up coochie with all those herpes scratching scars that Pam’s has. I suggest one of y’all nukkabitches sit her down and tell her it’s not posed to look like that, but I digress.
Enjoy more Solange-oughta-beat-his-yellow-ass fuckery at THE LIL’ CREOLE PIMP CHRONICLES!
Crunkland Submitted: Raz-B’s Glorious Side-eye
Fresh,
So there I was watching the Noah’s Arc episode guest-starring (the term starring is being used loosely) Raz-B when along came this feverish glare. In this scene Raz-’s character is grappling with the news that he is HIV-positive. Just looking at the picture though, you’d think it was Chris Stokes trying to reassure him that all managers fondle members of their boy bands.
G.G.
Shady Queens: Sarah Chapman “Parties” With Diddy At ATL’s Velvet Room
Sarah Chapman is not happy folks. As you see in the aforementioned picture, homegirl is receiving a pour from “Mr. Take That” himself, Sean Combs and giving a mean side-eye in the process. After being knocked up and having their spawn not publicly acknowledged [well he did take legal responsibility, liven up a bit folks!] I’m sure that the money is being paid for this charade is pretty nice.
But I have to wonder about Sarah and her child Chance, at night, when they see pictures of Diddy with his other girls out and about with Kim “Enabler” Porter. Maybe that’s the basis of the side-eye itself, a passive-aggressive move, that allows her, maybe, just for a quick second, to ask why did I procreate with a mouth-breather who has self-identity issues and doesn’t believe in settling down? Flick via Sandra Rose
“Why Won’t You Let Me Be Great?!” Side-Eye Action
I saw this pic on Teairra Mari’s twitpics. She’s giving a lot of side-eye to shawty. She’s giving me “Bitch, Rihanna Already Took My Shine, You Think I’m Gonna Let You Do It Too?”
- – Justin
