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You Sent It: Direct Presidential Side-Eye Fever

Fresh — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 20:32:25 +0000

Now I lay thee down to sleep:

I damn near died when I saw this shit here! Check out the chocolate drop in the window.

– Nia

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You Sent It: Sibling Side-Eye Fever

Fresh — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 23:21:51 +0000

Here is a pic of my 2 children dressed in their Halloween costumes on Monday. My son was a cheetah and my daughter was . . . well . . . we’re still not sure what she was, but she was cute! Anyway, here they are in this pic during their costume parade around school, and my son gave his big sis the side-eye business when she put her hand on his shoulder. I thought it was hilarious and had to share it with somebody I knew could appreciate serious side-eye fever! Enjoy it!

Signed,
Proud Mom from the Bay!!

Side-Eye Fever: Waka Flocka Gets Flamed

Fresh — Wed, 25 May 2011 16:31:58 +0000

The only thought running through that woman’s head is Waka Flocka saying that he was going back to school for geometry during his appearance on 106 & Park. Education is still big bruh. Thanks J!

Side-Eye Fever of Royal Proportions

Fresh — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 17:38:43 +0000

Hey Fresh,

I am one of the fools who stayed up to watch the wedding, don’t ask me why. I was bored and BET went to informercials that weren’t Time Life.

Anyway, I believe that I have the first side eye of the prince and his princess. I like to call it the “watch it, you’re still a common bitch” side eye. Hope you find some use for it!

– Kia

Side-Eye Fever: Fabolous Doesn’t See It For Miguel

Fresh — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 11:04:39 +0000

Singer Miguel was on the receiving end of some serious side-eye action (inset) from rapper Fabolous on the red carpet of EBT’s Whip The Runaway annual church fashion show on Saturday night. CAPTION THIS SHADE!

The “It’s Too Early For All Your Stunt Queen Antics, Boo” Side-Eye

Fresh — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:43:49 +0000

I absolutely live! Thanks Meeka for spreading the wealth!

Hey Fresh!

My day is never complete without visiting crunk and disorderly nor is complete without my daily Tang multivitamin but i digress..I always love the side eye fever and was on a friends facebook page when i spotted his 2 kids in the crib and his older daughter was hardly impressed by her younger siblings stunt queens antics..anyway love the site as always!

You Sent It: Direct Micro Side-Eye Fever!

Fresh — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 15:45:27 +0000

Hey Freshalina!

I luv luv luv your blog I use FRESHvenacular all day at work. Anyways I’m bored at work looking through FB pictures– magically I’M friends with Kevin McCall’s (Chris Brown’s “Deuces”) “cousin” who posted a pic of them together holding each others children. McCall’s daughter (in purple) had me dying — she is trying to tell us something!

- – Renee

The “All Is Not Forgiven” Side-Eye Fever

Fresh — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 16:46:37 +0000

Shouts out to reader Eve for peeping this side-eye fever of doom, despair, and bad health from over at The House of Rose. If Carl Winslow had to quit his job as a Chicago police officer this is what his mug would look like on most days.

Playground Frenemies Side-Eye Fever

Fresh — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:35:20 +0000

Everything about this picture is adorable, side-eye and mini pursed lips included!

Hey Fresh,

I have been reading your blog for years and just love it to death especially when you feature those “side eye photos”. I came across this one and damn near peed my pants when I saw the shade your boy is throwing on this one. Even if you don’t feature it I hope you get the giggle that I did!!

Father please forgive me for I am sinning,

Erin Nicole

The “You Ain’t No Creole” Side-Eye

Fresh — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:53:11 +0000

We all can’t have genetic blessings from Agnez Dereon showered down upon us but we sure can damn throw shade at the bitch that does. Thank you Noah!