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Bitch Please.

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R.Kelly dropped a diss track titled “I’m A Beast” aimed directly at the always timeless, always tangy Ne-Yo. I’ve had enough fuckery in my world in the last 24 hours to last me until June, so I will pass.

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CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!

CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE! [1]

This bastard right here. Something in the milk ain’t clean but I don’t have to tell you what you already know.

Okay so why does Robert look like he just pulled up to one of the ‘To Catch A Predator’ sting homes? I’m just saying. He got that “I brought the wine coolers and condoms” expression going on.
[1] Don’t get it? Click here.

Beanie Sigel - "All of the Above" Feat. R. Kelly

Beanie Sigel - “All of the Above” Feat. R. Kelly

Hated it. NEXT!

No Pictures Please

No Pictures Please

An anonymous tipster just sent in this photo of Uncle Chester walking arm in arm with his alleged new chick, Rebecca. Kellz tried to hide his face from the camera but we all know it’s you, boo. I am praying that chick is legal ’cause something in the milk ain’t clean. I know I shouldn’t go off of assumptions but I am guessing the lady in the green is her mother. So really, Rebecca, you need your mama to co-sign this shit? Maybe I am wrong but you can never be too sure when it comes to Robert.

R.Kelly - "Real Talk"

R.Kelly - “Real Talk”


Ignant on so many levels.

When I heard the news that Kells would be hitting the road for a 39-city tour I instantly envisioned the front row clutching a clear tarp like they were at a Gallagher show. You already know why.

[Video via Boo Goo Doo Boom]

R. Kelly - "Rockstar" feat. Ludacris & Kid Rock

R. Kelly - “Rockstar” feat. Ludacris & Kid Rock

I vote no.

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