This shit is right here is why I don’t like checking my email. There is always some USDA approved fuckery waiting in the wings for me. It never fails. I need to relax my nerves after this one. I’m going to go grab a tin roof brownie blizzard from Dairy Queen and watch The Food Network. It’s like NFL All Access for Team Chunk members. Damn you B. Dot for ruining my night.
Robert Kelly has a new song titled “Hairbraider” that is about – - GENIUS ALERT – - smashing the girl who braids his hair. Bitch please. Click here to check out the audio buffoonery. I’m sure some people will claim that this shit is the greatest thing they have heard since that gorilla fuckery from a few years back.
R.Kelly dropped a diss track titled “I’m A Beast” aimed directly at the always timeless, always tangy Ne-Yo. I’ve had enough fuckery in my world in the last 24 hours to last me until June, so I will pass.
CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE! [1]
This bastard right here. Something in the milk ain’t clean but I don’t have to tell you what you already know.
No Pictures Please
An anonymous tipster just sent in this photo of Uncle Chester walking arm in arm with his alleged new chick, Rebecca. Kellz tried to hide his face from the camera but we all know it’s you, boo. I am praying that chick is legal ’cause something in the milk ain’t clean. I know I shouldn’t go off of assumptions but I am guessing the lady in the green is her mother. So really, Rebecca, you need your mama to co-sign this shit? Maybe I am wrong but you can never be too sure when it comes to Robert.
R.Kelly – “Real Talk”
Ignant on so many levels.
When I heard the news that Kells would be hitting the road for a 39-city tour I instantly envisioned the front row clutching a clear tarp like they were at a Gallagher show. You already know why.
[Video via Boo Goo Doo Boom]