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Lord Give Him A Sign!

Posted by Fresh on March 10, 2010

DMX and drugs. The two just can’t seem to see eye to eye.  The troubled rapper was arrested on Tuesday in Arizona for five counts of violating his probation on drug charges.

“He admitted to using cocaine, so he’s back in our jail,” said Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio. “I think it’s about time to give him hard time.” The get-tough sheriff said if the rapper is serious about kicking his drug habit, the Arizona jail system — where X has already logged time on animal cruelty and drug possession charges — could help him get clean

During his court appearance he did what any of you other self respecting cousins would do and showed the fuck out. This should be a Tyler Perry movie.

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And Now, A Code 13 Update From Frankie

Posted by Fresh on January 21, 2010

Speaking into the same microphone used by The Great Darryl Nathan during the historic recording of “International Lover,” Frankie gives an update about manning up for the second season of her hit reality show before nominating Freddy O for an Image Award for being “the right type of blogger.” iConcur!

Fist Pump: Straight From The A

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Crunk Candids: DMX’s Wild Club Night

Posted by J. Cooper on August 11, 2009

DMX NIGHT Crunk Candids: DMXs Wild Club Night

My friend in the head, DMX [don’t judge] was spotted recently at nightclub looking like the mangy dog on the side of the road that hasn’t been fed in days. Sweating, popping, locking, and dropping in VIP with an unknown broad, he turned the crowd on and gave the kids canine fever with a short performance set.

I’m actually jealous cause he seems to have it all: kids, a home, a beautiful brown skin Great Dane named Tasheera [owww!] and a plethora of nut-bucket hoes at his beck and call. It seems that the pitbulls [I’m looking at you Teyana Taylor] are having a fabulous week.

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Here Just For The Fuckery

Posted by Fresh on May 8, 2009

Heaven I need a hug. Times like this I feel completely inadequate and unqualified to be a distributor of fuckery. I can’t believe I almost let this one slip past!

Paula Abdul’s performance of her new song “Here Just For The Music” on American Idol this past week was nothing short of illustrious. The overtly terrible lip-syncing, awkward choreography, and my own burning desire for her to topple off stage and completely bust her shit made my soul sore to new heights. And the deep breathing at the end, oh the deep breathing. Astounding! I sound the same way when I vacuum out my car on a hot day.

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My Anti-Drug

Posted by Fresh on January 6, 2009

Courtney Love Courtney Love

If you ever wanted any further proof that Courtney Love was still on that shit – - tah dah. If Frankie was a white woman strung out “on that narcotic” [copyright Ike Turner] she would look a lot like this right about now. I will always love CL for this though . . .

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Micro Side-Eye Action

Posted by Fresh on December 4, 2008

Side-Eye Baby

Even children are fully aware when something in the milk isn’t clean! I don’t blame the little one in this picture for giving her drunk tee-tee the juggernaut side-eye. I would do the same if someone picked me up smelling of Boone’s Farm and Newports. Thanks Laban King!

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News Break

Posted by Fresh on October 30, 2008

Just home school your damn kids.

don1 News Break A teacher in the Dallas school district was arrested at about 2 a.m. today after police say he was smoking cocaine while driving erratically in Oak Cliff.

Donald Keith Johnson, 47, a teacher at Molina High School, was charged with evading arrest and possession of cocaine, according to police. The school’s address is listed on Mr. Johnson’s driver’s license.

A police officer spotted Mr. Johnson, a Dallas resident, on West Laureland Road and attempted to pull him over because he was unable to maintain his lane, according to a Dallas police report.

According to the report, Mr. Johnson continued smoking cocaine from a crack pipe as officers pursued him.

The pursuit ended at the Houston Street Viaduct, where police had to put Mr. Johnson’s car in park because he refused to do so, according to the report.

Officers used a Taser to subdue Mr. Johnson, who resisted arrest by punching and kicking, the report states. He was taken to Parkland Memorial Hospital.

Mr. Johnson was booked into Dallas County Jail around 8 a.m. and is being held in lieu of $3,000 bond. [source - - Thanks Elliott]

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