Sorry for the lack of updates today! I’ve been sleeping all day like a welfare chick and it felt so damn good. I suggest you try doing it for yourself every now and then.
But I digress.
Your cousin Earl better known as DMX cursed at a judge in Miami *crickets* I thought he told ya’ll in Belly that “the next time the county or state see me its going to be in a bag.” Child boo! Now if he would’ve tossed a crack pipe at the judge and start freestyling then I would be all over this.
Amy Wino reportedly tossed a drinking glass at a photographer, slapped an innocent bystander in the face, and cursed at random people in the street while spending time with her god daughter on Thursday evening. And to think when I was a child I thought that my god mother was treating me to a good time by taking me down to Hardee’s to enjoy a choke burger and play in the kid zone area.
We’re going to rock Tashera tonight for old times sake!
DMX spit some hot shit for reporters outside a Phoenix courtroom after pleading not guilty to felony charges of theft and identity theft before plugging his new album.
Authorities allege the 37-year-old rapper gave the name “Troy Jones” and an incorrect Social Security number to a Scottsdale hospital in April to avoid paying $7,500 in medical expenses.
DMX rapped: “If you ever fall down, get back up.”
I can’t and even if I could I still wouldn’t! I’ve seen a lot of random behavior in the past from crackheads but this takes the cake. Maybe Earl and the Notorious B.U.M. can link up and go on tour together.
Mellow yellow!
A convicted sex offender faces charges after he allegedly hid inside public restrooms as part of an attempt to obtain and drink boys’ urine.
According to police, Alan Patton was discovered trying to collect urine inside a men’s restroom at Sports Ohio in Dublin on June 14, 10TV’s Kurt Ludlow reported.
Police said that Patton, 56, had shut off water to the urinals and placed cups inside them. Police subsequently charged Patton with criminal mischief, Ludlow reported.
At the time of his arrest, Patton told officers that “he wasn’t hurting anyone and that he suffers from an illness,” according to a police report.
Patton, who is a registered sex offender, was first arrested in 1994 on charges of voyeurism, Ludlow reported.
After another arrest in 2006, he told Gahanna police that he suffered from urophilia - a sexual fetish involving urine. He also told police that drinking boys’ urine made him feel like he was ” drinking their youth,” Ludlow reported.
He also told police that he had collected as many as 15 “samples” in one night, Ludlow reported.[continue reading]
Ol’ buddy was using Lil Wang’s red Solo cups to catch piss. End of discussion. Jesus be a sippy cup equipped with a splash guard.
“Could be a crackhead that got holt to the wrong stuff . . . and it told em to get up in a tree and play a leprechaun.” - - Lady in the car
