Crunkland Submitted: Raz-B’s Glorious Side-eye

raz1 Crunkland Submitted: Raz Bs Glorious Side eye

Fresh,

So there I was watching the Noah’s Arc episode guest-starring (the term starring is being used loosely) Raz-B when along came this feverish glare. In this scene Raz-’s character is grappling with the news that he is HIV-positive. Just looking at the picture though, you’d think it was Chris Stokes trying to reassure him that all managers fondle members of their boy bands.

G.G.

Day Late, Dollar Short

I wouldn’t say that Bill O’Reilly has a best of Rakim playlist on his ipod but I’m sure someone on his production staff hip-hop rss feed game is proper. You can also add Rush Limbaugh’s name to the list as well.

But was it necessary to bring Otis Redding into all this?

News Break

cheese News BreakMontgomery County Police have arrested a man who is suspected of shoplifting from a Saks Fifth Avenue while dressed like a woman.

Earlier this month, Montgomery County Police issued a warrant for 20-year-old Jonathan Bradley after he allegedly stole a $2,000 Chanel dress and sprayed a security guard with mace when trying to leave the Wisconsin Avenue store.

Police charged Bradley with theft, malicious destruction of property, second-degree assault, and intent to injure by chemical device.

Bradley was taken into custody by Metropolitan Police on August 13 during a routine traffic stop in Southeast D.C. He waived extradition and was transported to Montgomery County Monday afternoon. [source]

Quick Flicks: Year of the Zestlemen Edition

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I guess some people are practically getting messy with their secrets. John Legend was seen giving opulent head to a mic at the “Up Close and Personal” event for the New York Chapter of the Grammy Association.

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Quick Flicks: A Beaver Visits Its Lawyer

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It was like plot from an old animated short as Rabid Beaver was photographed leaving his lawyer Mark Geragos’ office.

He appeared in court to face final sentencing for hitting and biting his former Barbadian lover. However, due to the fact that the state of Virginia has not been cooperating fully with the L.A. court system, his 1400 hours [that’s a long time!] of hard labor will be placed on hold until his home state finalize plans to have him there working.

Hard Labor itself is nothing more than picking up trash off the side of the roads [groupies gas up your cars!], washing state vehicles like fire-engines/police cars, and other menial jobs. He used to building dams and what not, so this type of work should be a piece of cake.

Day Late, Dollar Short: My Dick is Bigger Than Yours

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Margeaux Taylor, aka Tameka Foster-Raymond (?) has just released pics from a recent photo shoot.

After all that divorce bullshit, and Twitter back and forth, Margeaux, like all great men, rises above the fray to last another day. As you can see, she is giving the kids fever in an all black ensemble with nary a stretch mark, or dick to be seen! Ka-Pow!

Tweets Is Watching: Alicia Keyz And Swizz Beats Talk Mushy

swizz ak Tweets Is Watching: Alicia Keyz And Swizz Beats Talk Mushy

While the rest of the world was still coming to grips about Drake’s bum career knee, former secret lovers and present whores for propaganda [my loyalty rests with Mashonda, okay?] Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats tweeted a ribbon in the sky for their love.

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