With boards in front of her relating a tale of woe, a young girl managed to accumulate lots of donations from kindhearted strangers in the street in Nanchong, southwest China’s Sichuan Province. But then . . .

A closer look revealed that the girl was in fact a grown ass man!

“She had several boards in front of her explaining her difficulties to win people’s sympathy. But when I was taking pictures of her I found she is really a ‘dirty man,’” says the person responsible for snapping the above flicks. “I was shocked and I didn’t throw any notes into her begging box. When a passerby questioned him about cheating people he even laughed at that person for being stupid.”

Minutes after becoming a Super Bowl champ, New York Giants rookie linebacker Greg Jones dropped to one knee and proposed to college sweetheart Amanda Piechowski amid the confetti, celebration — and glaring direct shade.

Ahmir “Questlove” Thompson issued an apology of sort for his decision to play the 1985  Fishbone song “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” as GOP presidential contender Rep. Michele Bachmann walked across the stage on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” Monday night.

“The performance was a tongue-in-cheek and spur of moment decision. The show was not aware of it and I feel bad if her feelings were hurt. That was not my intention,” the drummer for the house band said in a statement. (Debatable, of course, since before the show aired, he tweeted, “aight late night walkon song devotees: you love it when we snark: this next one takes the cake. ask around cause i aint tweeting title.”)

Host Jimmy Fallon took to Twitter the following night to apologize for the intro, writing “I’m honored that @michelebachmann was on our show yesterday and I’m so sorry about the intro mess. I really hope she comes back.”

Michele Bachmann said Wednesday that she accepts Jimmy Fallon’s apology for the insulting song that was played during her Monday night appearance on his show, but that NBC’s failure to make a similar one is proof of the political bias and sexism of “the Hollywood entertainment elite.”

“If that had been Michelle Obama who had come out on the stage and if that song had been played for Michelle Obama I have no doubt that NBC would have apologized to her and likely they could have fired the drummer or at least suspended him,” Bachmann said, according CBS News.

“None of that happened from NBC, and this is clearly a form of bias on the part of the Hollywood entertainment elite but it’s also I think sexism as well,” she continued. “This wouldn’t be tolerated if this was Michelle Obama. It shouldn’t be tolerated if it’s a conservative woman, either.” (source)

Was the “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” intro offensive or just a healthy serving of good old fashion tongue-in-cheek snark?

The normally well-mannered kids have reached the pivotal point in their summer vacation where they grow restless, and with no fire alarms around to set off they have resorted to pulling stunts and shows.

Just when Miguel thought he had the “alien lines up in my fade because I am so different” lane on smash (click here in case you missed it) Lloyd popped his cherry bubble on Tuesday by debuting his new ink and hair cut during a promotional appearance on 106 & Porch, to which Miguel replied on Twitter, writing “Imitation Is The Highest Form Of Flattery. Shout To Lloyd.” Gworl?

Lloyd has since responded to Miguel’s obvious shade, telling popular radio personality Devi Dev in a telephone interview “That’s peanuts to an elephant. I am not the one for a lot of talking, so I will see him when I see him, you know?”

Blohan would be better off using a public defender at this point because the relax look on that sister’s face says it all.

How awesome is this shade? Thanks Angela for submitting!

Hey Fresh,

I love your side-eye posts and I think I caught the ultimate side-eye shot. I was recently in Rio de Janeiro, and during one of the Carnival rehearsals at the Sambadrome, I took the following picture. While one girl clearly got her diva stance on, her friends weren’t too impressed.

The shade being thrown from left to right in the above picture is the reason why I take profile pictures for Facebook only when I am alone. Thanks Tamara!

As my cupcake Black Socialite of Concrete Loop would say, Oprah doesn’t see it for M.I.A.

In an interview with ‘Time Out London,’ M.I.A. described an experience at this year’s Metropolitan Ball in New York where she says she was slighted by Winfrey.

“Oprah seemed like she was giving me the cold shoulder. She was with [supermodel] Iman [Bowie]. Iman was always dancing with me, hugging and kissing me, but Oprah seemed really pissed off with me,” said M.I.A.

In addition to receiving the cold shoulder from Oprah, M.I.A also spoke about how she disliked the praises she gave to Lady Gaga (another person she’s expressed disdain for in the past) while at the Met Ball.

“Also, [Winfrey] made this huge speech at the ball praising Lady Gag about how she is helping Americans to be the best of themselves. There’s millions of other Americans who represent that for me. Is [it] about numbers? About how much you’re selling? Is it truly about the journey? Because [Lady Gaga's] journey isn’t that difficult: to go from the f—— Upper East Side to a f—— performing arts school and onto a stage at the museum of f——- wherever. That journey’s about four miles.” (source)

Fresh: Where do we start?

Justin: Shakira’s gaping mouth? Or the young lady’s daytime nightmare that she just laid eyes upon?

Fresh: The terror in that girl’s eyes scream “You aren’t here to adopt me, are you?!”

Justin: If that was Madonna, the young girl wouldn’t have chance to scream. She would be packaged up and ship to New York with the quickness. That type of terror is the type that keeps African kids up late at night.

Fresh: Watching and praying.

Thanks YM!

“Star had my damn back. She is a friend, a confidante and the bitch is smart. I never realized it was a problem until I looked up on day and realized I hadn’t spoken to her in so long that I was like, ‘Damn, where is she?’ Then I started hearing about the little shit that Vivica was saying–that I f*cked it up for all of us–I guess black women, or whatever–and I am thinking, why wouldn’t she say these things to me? I said, ‘Well, tell her to use her own influence to get what the f*ck she wants to get!” Never did I think that anything that I was going through would affect you and your career so much. Sorry.” *Kanye shrug* I have reached out to both of them and asked what happened and what is their definition of a friendship. Where are they? I know a New York Daily News article came out saying that my new reality show was about revenge and airing out our dirty laundry, but I’m too grown for all of that. I would never tell any of my friends’ business, even if we aren’t friends anymore. There is no interest for me in that.”

Star can’t be that smart if she doesn’t realize that her wig is about to take its own life by jumping off her head. And then there’s Al Reynold.

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