Girl, Good Day!

Posted on April 17, 2009

2ujtgck Girl, Good Day!

Last night during a video chat with his fans Bow Wow felt that it was necessary to reveal that he feels uncomfortable around fellow tang masters before sharing a story about refusing the services of a gay barber. After years of greasing Omarion’s scalp son decides to come out the blue and share this ignorance with the class.

Run Tel Dat summed things up quite nicely:

I’m guessing either the top of his dome is his hot spot or he seems to think homosexuality is contagious.

Isn’t it funny that a guy who twirled his neck like a hurricane and flinched his wrist around like it just suffered a stroke during a special with Omarion (you know, that masculine guy) is saying that he’s homophobic?

Of all people you would think a child star would be more accepting of people.

Note to Bow Wow: 12-year-olds don’t like you anymore and their older sisters never cared about you. 70% of the people who bought your album last week were probably gay.

It’s a good thing you’re retiring: You just missed out on selling an additional 7 copies of New Jack City II.

queen Girl, Good Day!

Sham fucking wow.

Vanessa Bryant Is A Bitch

Posted on March 25, 2009

. . . But you already knew that. Now this made my day:

Kobe Bryant’s former housekeeper is suing the NBA star and his wife, contending she was “harassed and humiliated,” denied health insurance and forced to quit because of “intolerable” working conditions.

In one instance, Maria Jimenez says Bryant’s wife ordered her to put her hand in a container of dog waste to retrieve the price tag of a blouse.

Jimenez filed suit Friday in Orange County Superior Court. She says in court papers that Vanessa Bryant “badgered, harassed and humiliated” her in front of Bryant, the couple’s children and others. She said the couple failed to provide health coverage, as promised when she was hired. She said she didn’t learn she didn’t have it until she became ill and sought medical attention. [source]

Wow, a bitch gets a couple thousand dollars worth of plastic surgery and a green card and all of the sudden she thinks she can treat people like shit!

Vanessa, we all know how you got here. I’m not judging you for hiding out in some nice family’s pool house overnight during your little adventure over here to the Americas. Don’t think I didn’t see you and your cousins on the True Life: I Live On The Border episode recreating the Español version of the Trail of Tears.

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For The Nerd In You

Posted on February 26, 2009

When I’m not bad mouthing celebrities or trying to save the world by cultivating organic titty residue I’m on the prowl for digital fuckery to share with my boyfriend. You should try it with your better half some time. Fuckery is the glue that holds our relationship together.

My fellow nerds should love this. Sez Michael K from Dlisted:

Over at Buzzfeed, they posted a link to The Teenager Audio Test that produces a tone only young whores under the age of 25 can hear. Supposedly. You might have already known about this shit since it was developed in 2005 under the name The Mosquito. It’s used to fuck with teenagers, basically. The annoying sound is meant to keep young ones from hanging around malls, grocery stores, etc…

I’m 23 years old and I heard it but my sugar daddy who is 26 didn’t. What about you?

Behind The Scenes: On The Set of “My Love” Video

Posted on February 4, 2009

Swing your Louis rags around for PETA! Garanimals are having the best week ever.

Mooriah is back and more hood than ever. Damn you Nick Cannon and your bad business suits heavy gangsta ass influence. For whatever reason this video looks like a parody of sorts but I am almost certain that this is no joke.

And that alone makes things even more hilarious.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted on February 2, 2009

Everybody and their parole officer is talking about Jennifer Hudson’s performance of the National Anthem at Super Bowl XLIII but the only thing on my mind is this shit right here. I don’t know what your Uncle Bruce was trying to get accomplished by frolicking around on stage like a washed up Chippendale dancer but . . . yeah. The crazy thing about it is the media fucking loved it. I don’t know, maybe I watched something entirely different then everybody else?

Damn Vandals!

Posted on January 27, 2009

ReRe the Body is the latest celebrity to have their star on Hollywood Walk of Fame defaced by anti-fur protesters. The future [yes, still in the making] Mrs. Catfish Wilkerson’s plaque has been inscribed with the words “Fur Hag!” How dreadful!

While the Queen is most likely unfazed by the defacing there is a quiet peace in Mary J. Blige’s fur crypt today. While a little scribbling with a marker will never be able to wash all of the blood off of Kendu’s hands it did provide a bit of solace to K-Ci. And in the end, that’s all that matters.

In more pleasant news related to Aretha Franklin, the now-famous bow-tied, Swarovski-crystal church lady hat that she wore at the inauguration last week is in high demand by tacky women and vintage zestlemen around the world! Click here to read about the man who is responsible for the design.

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted on December 3, 2008

It’s the thuggish, ruggish . . . I can’t finish.

Here are a couple of flicks from that Bone Thugs N’ Harmony I mentioned yesterday. I need to borrow a pair of Eazy E’s locs after looking at this shit. Say something polite kids!

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