Tyler Perry [or Oprah's new dick dealer if you believe the National Enquirer] has joined forces with film studio Lionsgate on his sixth movie, The Family That Preys Together.
I see Mr. Perry joined the popular green initiative and recycled Shemar Moore’s cornrow lace front from Diary of a Mad Black Woman. Son is walking around looking like a Rent-A-Center version of O’Shea Jackson . . . I can’t.
Young Jeezy’s album cover stole my soul and now its your turn. I don’t see how Keyshia Cole could walk away from all this. Just look at the raw emotion in his eyes.
Allow me set things off - - it looks like everybody is having fun. Now, what sweet words can you possibly offer now? Ha!
I can’t . . . and I won’t ever be able to. See, this is why I don’t fuck with AllTheFuckery.com right damn now. That site is like a guiding light to some bullshit but you know I love it. Your cousins keep me clutching my pearls and questioning humanity as a whole. Now that’s amore!
I’m just saying, was this suppose to be funny? I will give them a hand clap + Eli Porter pause for all of the nods to some of my favorite old school classic videos but as far as everything else . . . I can’t and I will not.
The 106 & Park crowd is going to eat this shit up like free sack lunches during the summer though. Slick Em Hound for President!
Oh Shesus Khryst, make it stop. Cognac Jack isn’t nailed to a cross this time around but her new mixtape title is sure to catch your attention. Please say something polite about the future Mrs. Papoose.
Here are a few flicks from Jacki-O’s chitlin’ circuit book tour, coming soon to a Wal-Mart near you! Please find it in your heart to say something nice about Angela. I mean, at least she is out there trying to make a honest living and hasn’t resorted to peddling ass or boosting merchandise . . . yet.