Flavor of Love Season 1 contestant Schatar “Hottie” Sapphira gave the universal martian salute on the red carpet of the AFTRA’s 2009 AMEE Awards on Monday.
Let me kick things off: I don’t know how Lady Wonk is still pulling industry invites without selling that ass to King magazine but she is. What an achievement! Take a look back at Hottie’s video for “My Man, My Mansion, My Money” under the hood.
Everybody is giving Nivea a hard time about her sporadic [read: crack fiend like] behavior during in an interview with Rolling Out but honestly how do we know she isn’t always this random?! Everybody isn’t able to conduct an interview like Barack Obama. Remember, we blamed Bobby and crack all these years for Whitney’s demeanor but that bitch was crazy from the jump. Stop putting all this shit on drugs!
With that being said, she might have hit the blunt in the bathroom before she sat down to do this.
Just please say something nice about this situation.
Crunkster Danielle Divine snapped a few photos of your cousins at the T.I. concert in Miami and well . . . just make sure you say something nice when you see ‘em.
Lil’ Kim rehearses for Dancing With The Stars along with her zestalicious partner Derek Hough. Please say something kind about this science experiment gone bad.
Everybody and their parole officer is talking about Jennifer Hudson’s performance of the National Anthem at Super Bowl XLIII but the only thing on my mind is this shit right here. I don’t know what your Uncle Bruce was trying to get accomplished by frolicking around on stage like a washed up Chippendale dancer but . . . yeah. The crazy thing about it is the media fucking loved it. I don’t know, maybe I watched something entirely different then everybody else?
I swear to god, Fergie has had so much plastic surgery she’s starting to look like that Cat Lady Jocelyn Wildenstein.
She was at the launch of her new shoe line and she had this to say for the five people who were there:
“I have always loved fashion because it’s a great way to express your mood. And I’m definitely a shoe lover. The right pair of shoes can change the feel of an outfit, and even change how a woman feels about herself. A woman can wear confidence on her feet with a high stiletto, or slip into weekend comfort with a soft ballet flat.” [flicks via Just Jared]
[*crickets*]
Aubrey O’Day gave her stripper pole a break and volunteered at the New York City Rescue Mission on Thursday. Or so she wants all of us to believe. Look lady, there is a difference between helping out the homeless and doing extra chores inside Diddy’s tooth pick crypt so you can secure a bed for the rest of the week. Believe that.