Your favorite whores for propaganda and mine shared an umbrella to dodge rain drops yesterday. Nobody likes soggy Teddy Grahams! Usually we give these kids a lot of grief here in Crunkland but let’s be a little bit more gentle today. Me? I’ve got nothing. But I would love to read what you have to say.
Spectacular you looking?! You better not tell Iggy Pop that he still can’t make his hips roll with the best of them. The 62 year old gave a Parisian crowd fever while performing earlier this week. He take his shirt off and all the hoes stopped breathing [© Gucci Mane].
The Twitter homie KissChanel said it best: DJ Red Alert needs an hygiene intervention. But until then do him one better and say something nice! Spongebob teeth game proper.
Hurry up and watch Beyaki in all of her creole glory before Papa Knowles snatches the cat back! For a limited time only.
This past weekend I hit the scene with my cousins to show off my premium yaki and Gucci purse. That’s right kids I only attend the most exclusive hole in the wall clubs and niggatry themed parties that Georgia has to offer. Ask about me.
Unfortunately, there was so much wrong shit going on that it still is making my head spin. Say something nice about these wonderful individuals or I will send them to your door step!
If you would even consider taking a gig as a chick swooning over Ja Rule in the post 9/11 world you should drop everything you are doing and make an appointment with a career counselor. No matter how dark and dank [nut sacks get rather musty in the summer months] the path to success may be you must remember that you have options! I’m not here to judge you but rather over some helpful insight.
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