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Quick Quotes: Jacki-O Dishes Out Relationship Advice

Posted by Fresh on May 27, 2010

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Picking up where her arch nemesis Khia left off, Miami’s reigning petty theft queen Jacki-O is giving readers tough love advice in her new column for Hood magazine. Here’s a jewel for you that has already been polished to perfection.

Ok Jacki O please don’t judge me. I am about to get married in three months and before I get married I want to do something really crazy. This has always been my fantasy to get fucked by three men at the same time. I feel like if I do it than I can go into my marriage knowing I have done everything I wanted to do sexually. I know this really sounds horrible but I am just keeping it real. I don’t want to be married thinking about what if or how it would have went. What should I do.

Kim

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LisaRaye Thinks Starzilla, Aunt Viv, and That Penis Vein From 106 & Park Are Shady Queens

Posted by Fresh on October 8, 2009

queen 1 LisaRaye Thinks Starzilla, Aunt Viv, and That Penis Vein From 106 & Park Are Shady Queens

Many have accused Star Jones of losing “too much” weight in the past but now that the new man in her life is a chef expect to see that second double chin make its triumphant return. There is nothing wrong with putting on a few pounds from rolling over after a hot sex-ion in the morning and reaching for a sausage biscuit instead of a granola bar. I’m not going to judge the woman for finally getting dicked down after years of pumping pussies but I’m sure  First Lady Diamond wouldn’t mind the shade throwing.

Star Jones and Vivica A. Fox may want to take shelter: Their former pal, LisaRaye McCoy, says they did her wrong – and she’s going to use her new reality show to prove it.

The actress, who starred in the Will Smith-produced sitcom “All of Us” from 2003 to 2007, says a slew of her celebrity friends abandoned her after her divorce last year from Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, and she plans to blast them on her still-untitled show.

First up is former “View” co-host Jones, who raised McCoy’s ire by supposedly supporting Misick after the divorce. “LisaRaye hosted Star at her home in the Turks & Caicos for three weeks when Star was going through her divorce from Al Reynolds,” says a source close to the TV One series. “When the tables turned and McCoy’s marriage ended, Star was helping LisaRaye’s husband.”

That allegedly included counseling Misick and even recommending her personal damage-control publicist to aid him during the messy split.

McCoy says she was also double-crossed by former best friend Fox, who allegedly shared McCoy’s most intimate secrets with Misick. “LisaRaye hasn’t spoken to Vivica since,” said the source.

The list doesn’t stop there – in fact, it gets worse. McCoy also counts “106 & Park” host Rosci as an enemy, accusing the BET star of having an illicit affair with Misick. Even McCoy’s former TV hubby on “All of Us” has fallen out of favor – McCoy claims actor Duane Martin provided a mistress for her then-husband in an effort to do business on Turks & Caicos.

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Illustrations From Superhead’s Hoe Shit For Dummies

Posted by J. Cooper on July 24, 2009

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According to Merriam Webster’s Online Dictionary, a Vixen can be referred to as a:

1. Female Fox

2. An attractive woman who takes advantage of men, or

3. A shrewish, ill-tempered or spiteful woman

Karrine Steffans (or also affectionately known as “Superhead” in record label offices, SUV’s outside of clubs on a Friday night, back alley ways, and other seedy places of sin) has taken the word Vixen and has tried, unsuccessfully, to make the word into a term of endearment. In her recent book, The Vixen Manual: How To Find, Seduce, & Keep The Man You Want, she attempts to help modern women with a variety of ways, including sexual positions, to “Seduce and Keep The Man You Want.”

After seeing the pics below, the only thing that I think about when putting the words “Vixen” and “Superhead” in a sentence together is a spiteful woman, because ladies, if you use any of these NSFW illustrations that look like they come out of a third grade boys bathroom, you will ruin yourself, and your relationship and spirit will never be the same.

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Ronnie Hoe Quotes: Pepaw Merv On Selling That Ass

Posted by Fresh on May 22, 2009

Rest In Peace, Pepaw

“I tell everybody that I’m a quatre-sexual. I will do anything with anybody for a quarter.” – - Merv Griffin on his sexual preference in an interview with The New York Times in May 2005

RELATED POST: Pepaw Merv smashed the homies James Dean, Rock Hudson, Liberace and Marlon Brando according to new biography [Wendyista]

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Ronnie Hoe Quotes x Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Posted by Fresh on April 23, 2009

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After reviewing these lovely pictures of Andre Leon Talley I was moved to head over to YouTube and listen to one of my favorite hood rat tracks [copyright Kid Fury], Wacki Hoe & Cognac Jack’s “Pussy Game Proper.”

Banana nana bo bana that pussy grab em and have em just acting like a cot damn fool / see the pussy like a snapper / always spitting like a rapper / I don’t even ever have to take off my shoes  /see I make em put dey lips down low [cause I got him pussy whipped] / dey never tell me no [cause I got him pussy whipped] cars, jewels, and clothes [and I ain't gotta suck his dick] / I gotta real proper pussy / I ride em like a rental car / don’t be biting on my neck thats what the clit is for / show the pussy some respect / and give my kitty some milk / and buy a car / and feed it caviar / wrap it up in some silk . . .

Words to live by. Get you a piece, whore!

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Ronnie Hoe Quotes: “Don’t Need U”

Posted by Fresh on April 13, 2009

Trina Trina Trina + Guest

Get you a piece of Katrina Laverne’s gray eye contacts, whore! Kenyon Martin’s donations are being put to great use.

But I digress.

If you have ever watched The Player’s Club probably remember the multiple Ronnie Hoe Quotes [my personal favorite being "you gotta use what  you got to get what you want"] that were dropped throughout the film. Those few words have helped shaped the lives of countless many women and men out there who have made a career of selling ass.

RHQ will feature some of my favorite song lyrics about you guessed it, hoe shit. We all need to stir up our inner cum bucket from time to time. You know, after a while it starts to get a thin film on the top when you are being a woman of distinction. When my path to a new Gucci bag looks long and rugged I just close my eyes and recite the lyrics to Trina’s “I Don’t Need U” before I continue to peddle this pink stuff.

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