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Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places

Mr. Meet Me In The Parking Lot will search for his next bust it baby on a reality show for the internet. I would suggest he hit the YMCA but momofukas are all about self-publicity nowadays.

The recent ex-hubby of national evangelist Juanita Bynum is looking for love again — this time on his own reality show.

Bishop Thomas W. Weeks III, head of Duluth-based Global Destiny International Ministries, wants a new wife to mend his broken heart.

And he’s skipping the usual path to romance: chance meetings, singles mixers, social networking, speeding dating, fix-ups.

He is seeking advice from his followers.

Weeks will document his effort to open his heart to love again in 10 streaming video “Webisodes” starting next Tuesday on his Web site www.bishopweeks.com. The idea came after Weeks was flooded with thousands of e-mails and letters from people offering advice about what to look for in his third wife. Some even offered to be his wife.

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Quick Quotes

” . . .There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna [Jameson] for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

- - Danity Kane member Aubrey O’ Day talks to Complex about having sex while on her period

FYI: Cheri Dennis would never put her business on front street like this. She’s a real lady!

Dramatic Cunt . . . Ovah

Monica + Ashanti Ashanti

Ashanti may have been all smiles while posing with Monica at the For Sisters Only event this past weekend but she was everything other but sweet.  Word is she not only acted like a diva but demanded shit like she was still relevant!

Miss Honay threatened not to perform [as if it were a bad thing] if her make-up artist didn’t get a director’s chair to sit his kit in and asked for the venue hallways to be cleared out as she made her way to the restroom, which was also free of occupants.

Here is what Drama Dupree had to say about her performance:

AND THEN SHE GETS ON STAGE AND GETS VIEWED BY THE AUDIENCE. THEY WERE NOT FEELING THAT HORRIBLE ASS PERFORMANCE WITH THE 4 NONE-CHOREOGRAPHED DANCERS, THAT FOOLISH ASS SKIT AND HER HORRIBLE SINGING.

The message to this broad is that you’re thisclose to workng the front desk and Tire Kingdom with Cheri Dennis. Hit up Freddyo.com for more flicks of Ashitty, Monica, Yung Joc and others.

Quick Flicks: Tyra Banks

Tyra Tyra Tyra

Ty Ty Baby and her sporadic baby hair made an appearance at the 2008 Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Phenom Awards last night in New York City. If she addressed the audience at the ceremony I am sure that she worked how much she inspired the winners and her Sports Illustrated cover during her time in front of the mic.

YouTube Clip of the Day

If you ever needed any additional evidence that Mimikins isn’t playing with a full deck look no further than this montage. Shouts out to my endless cyber loves Rich + JMack!

I’m Just Saying . . .

Antwone Fisher

I’m glad that Antwone Fisher is still standing and all that good stuff but can he please clean that major distraction he has going on between his eyes the fuck up for once? You don’t have to zoom in with photo shop to see that madness.

Supahead’s Bag O’ Anal Probes

Supahead shared Eddie Winslow’s alleged ass toys with the world in a video blog recorded last month. Why this bitch is touching items that have been stuck up someone’s ass other than her own [or so she wants us to believe] is beyond me but this is Karrine we’re talking about.

“I got ass dust in my hair!” Word? Like stranger shit hasn’t been there before. Exit stage left.

I’m Just Saying . . .

This brings a whole new meaning to the term foot dragger. I love Tasia Mae but how the fuck is we ‘posed to keep peace with her always stomping around on stage like King Koopa without shoes on?

Dusty feet please don’t bother me! The opportunities to refer back to Lil’ Boosie just keep on presenting themselves.

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