Caught Out There: Cassie + Diddy’s Club Night

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Epiphany time! As long as there are whores for propaganda running wild in the streets I will never be out of a job and fuckery will continue to be epicenter of our world.

Cassie is still screwing the boss, much to the chagrin of Kim Porter. Diddy and Madame Glowsticks were photographed [separately] outside of Deluxe night in Beverly Hills club last night. One could argue that being seen out in at the same spot isn’t enough concrete evidence for the fucking claim but, eh, why would you defend either parties to begin with?

Enjoy the low life while you can, Ventura. Once he has sucked your soul dry you will be splitting shifts with Cheri Dennis at Tire Kingdom.

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I’m Just Saying . . .

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Irv Gotti says he and Ashanti, the Princess of the Inc., will soon be parting company. He said they haven’t been on speaking terms for some time, and the label head/reality-TV star says there’s nothing he can do but end their musical and business affiliation.

“I personally believe for her to be successful, it took the energy … when you seen her, it was 30 n—as around her, and she’s the princess so nice and pretty walking through,” he said. “The music was great, but it was the energy that was created. It wasn’t just her standing there and singing a song. We don’t really speak or talk or anything like that,” he continued. “It’s sad in a way. But in another, it’s like it’s all good.”

Well, maybe not that good. Gotti said it is best for them to part ways.

“I don’t think she can win. She needs some guidance with that,” Gotti added. “But she’s not thinking like that. Really, I couldn’t tell you what she’s thinking. So that relationship has run its course and honestly, I’m gonna just drop her.”

And this is a bad thing for Black Fran Drescher? The only reason anybody is even talking to Irv right now is because the second season of Gotti’s Way is on air. Ashanti gets on my nerves like the rest of em but come on now.

Pill Poppin’ Animal

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Don’t you hate it when people decide to come clean about some shit you already know about? Most of the time i hit them back with “I was waiting on you to own up to it, no big deal” [because usually it isn't] but the time and energy they wasted is what I don’t get.

Which brings me to this Paula Abdul’s ass. This feels like Clay Aiken’s Yup I’m gay moment all over again.

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Jokes On You

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The internets was all a buzz yesterday about The Blood of the Lamb sending over a double to a Vienna museum while she played Nintendo DS and went shopping for a new soul. Too bad it was a prank put on by a radio station.

Marketing manager Andrea Hilber said the intention of the prank was to “see how people reacted when they could get up close to her,” the Guardian reported. It’s really just that simple to you people, eh?

Cousin Angie B could not be reached on Twitter [I think she said something about going to class this morning] for comment but the family have asked me to make a statement. This could have ended rather tragically! It would have taken weeks to clean up the carnage left behind from angry stans.

They could have picked a more convincing creole! Eugena from ANTM looked more convincing than this broad. Get you a piece under the cut!

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Quick Quotes

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“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to do it . . . He’d hold up a mirror and say ‘How’d I do?’ Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”

- – Tori Spelling writes about husband Dean McDermott waxing her bush while she was preggers in her new book, Mommywood

Skeet or Delete: Life After VH-1

Former I Love New York contestant Trends is trying his luck at the already overpopulated rap game with his single “So Cold So Hot” and chile, its a doozie. He should hook up with Neffe’s man Soullow and record “Fail Whale” because this shit right here . . . absolutely not.

YouTube Clip of the Day

I am usually always late on trends but I am glad the memo about pole dancing for Kang Jeezus just dropped on my desk this week.  You never have to worry about me dropping it like its room temperature during devotion because I already know that God don’t like ugly.

Too bad Bad Azz wasn’t up on game. Fail Whale of the Day game proper. Thanks B!