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Plies, Protecting Youth From Hoe Shit One G Stack At A Time

Posted by J. Cooper on October 27, 2009

plies Plies, Protecting Youth From Hoe Shit One G Stack At A Time

Algernod Lanier Washington, hip-hop’s favorite nurse and Becky chaser saved the kids from hoe shit.

Literally.

At a FAMU homecoming concert, Kirk Franklin spotted a young girl out in the audience and paid her $1,000 to leave his show. I must say that I’m shocked and pleasantly surprised that he did such a thing, as most people wouldn’t care as long as the person is accounted for and paid to get into their show.

The young lady needs to thank her lucky stars that it wasn’t R. Kelly that approached her. She would have been turned out quicker than Bobby Browns’ crack stash.

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Crunkland Submitted: Raz-B’s Glorious Side-eye

Posted by Fresh on September 29, 2009

sick & filthy.

Fresh,

So there I was watching the Noah’s Arc episode guest-starring (the term starring is being used loosely) Raz-B when along came this feverish glare. In this scene Raz-’s character is grappling with the news that he is HIV-positive. Just looking at the picture though, you’d think it was Chris Stokes trying to reassure him that all managers fondle members of their boy bands.

G.G.

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Bet You Can’t Do It Like Me . . . Owwwww

Posted by J. Cooper on August 3, 2009

aoki Bet You Can’t Do It Like Me . . . Owwwww

I guess when your mother is a big drag queen, you can’t help but emulate some of her most “interesting” traits.

Here on the red carpet at the InStyle Magazine Ovarian Cancer Research Fund Benefit this past Saturday, Aoki pushed Julie Henderson [best known for modeling writing that piece about Black women on global grind] aside and let the inner diva [Kanye’s is spelled DIVA, ALL CAPS LOCKED BABY] come out to play. She seemed to love the cameras, and of course the cameras loved her back.

Go get em’ Miss Baby Phat. Purr for the kids.

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Friday Fuckery: Acting Bad

Posted by Fresh on July 24, 2009

Longtime Crunkster and fuckery enthusiast Nikki submitted a movie trailer that is sure to snatch your soul.

Remember that hip hopera version of Carmen that Beyonce did years ago? Well, that ain’t got shit on this. It’s called A Day In The Life and it’s produced and directed by Sticky Fingaz.

I don’t think Bokeem Woodbine can even save this shit — and ya’ll know how hard I ride [ahem] for him! EBT is going to snatch this up quicker than you can say TYLER PERRRRRY, TYLER PERRY!

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You’ve may have broken my nose Rabid Beaver, but not my spirit

Posted by J. Cooper on July 23, 2009

Rihanna

Amazing how just a few months ago, the world’s most famous Barbadian was in “Love Lockdown” with the world’s most famous Freshwater Beaver. Since then, she has survived, beaten Cassie TWICE at her own game, and was able to score the starring role in the Hip-Hop’s world most dramatic diva [I see you Kanye] period piece, “Paranoid.” Here she is in London at the premiere of the film “Inglorious Basterds.” GET A PIECE!

By the way, I’m J. Cooper AKA Coop in The Bocks AKA, CoopIseeyou on twitter. Fresh harassed me until I agreed to assist her on doing God’s work in spreading fuckery online.

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Skeet Or Delete: State of Paranoia

Posted by Fresh on June 3, 2009

I have been waiting around to post the final [?] version of Kanye’s video for “Paranoid” to soften the whimpers of Mr. West about an unfinished edit being leaked. This is my way of allowing him to be great I guess. Skeet or delete?

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Crowd Participation: Day 26’s Organic Tang

Posted by Fresh on April 3, 2009

The potent zest that is Day 26 [minus Willie and the Team Chunk member Big Mike] made me sweat out my freshly pressed edges this morning when I finally saw the footage of their studio scrap online. Since Robert’s dramatic cunt meltdown is worthy of its own open post here it is. I’ve been meaning to tell you for some time now that Que and his pank lips make my uterus contract like I am breastfeeding for the first time. Finally a forum to express my thoughts!

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