Before jetting off to Nawlins to partake in all the fun the Essence Music Festival had to offer model Jessica White partied it up at LIV in Miami for her birthday. Lil’ Wayne and Fabolous gave surprise performances from their VIP tables while other celebrity guests and club goers looked on. The Victoria’s Secret Angel was ordered last month to go to anger management sessions for an alleged fight with another woman over a cab last October and pay $489.94 to compensate the woman she was accused of hitting as they jostled for a cab outside a nightclub.

The fat kid in me has often wondered what they did with all that extra cake.

Damn my tall forehead brother, its okay to crack a smile. (And do I spy Evelyn Lozada’s teenage daughter in the background?)

When Drake described the caliber of Lil’ Wayne’s Welcome Home Party to MTV News last week I was expecting something far more upscale and grand. More along the lines caviar and champagne wishes than Four Loko induced nigga shit. But once I remembered who the event was for and under what circumstances they will celebrating all sins were immediately forgiven.

The kids tried it.

On Wednesday (October 6), 106 & Porch celebrated its first double digit anniversary with a two hour special flanked with live  performances and guests appearances mostly from artists who haven’t been on the countdown since 2004. Rocsi and Terrence J held down the New York City crowd while veteran show hosts Free and  A.J. resembled a pair of lost parent guardians out in Los Angeles.

With so much pure, unadulterated fuckery to cover this weekend there isn’t much time to waste on play-by-play descriptions. Click, comment, and keep it moving.

Even more quality flicks here, here, and here.

Can you say Rent-A-Rims?

High powered performances by Big Boi, Rick Ross, Filthy Coupons (Dirty Money), Monica, Gucci Mane, Soulja Boy, Lil’ Jon, Pastor Troy, and others set the event off. Thanks again to Freddy O for the flicks!

Los Angeles Lakers baller and spokesman for “uh oh” babies across the globe Ron Artest rocked the mic at Rodney “Darkchild” Jerkins BET Weekend Kick Off event on Thursday night.

After giving mom a kiss good night and gassing up the minivan, Sonja Norwood’s kids scooped up Shorty Mack and Lil’ Al B. Sure before  hightailing it over to West Hollywood to join in on the fun and free publicity. Adult supervision was  provided by Busta Rhymes and former First Lady Diamond. Party of the effin’ summer, people.

While the thought of Shawty Lo promoting anything other than One Touch let alone condoms is just plain hilarious the omnipresence of sexually transmitted dieases in our word is no laughing matter. Monica, Ludacris, DJ Drama, Uncle Luke, Plies, Rick Ross, and a host of stranger bitches with all-access credentials stopped by the Magnum Live Large area backstage at Hot 107.9’s Birthday Bash 15 on Saturday.

Misa Hilton-Brim, pictured above with her family, was one of the numerous Peachtree Street all-stars to touchdown at the 2010 Blackout Awards in Newark, New Jersey over the weekend.

Other bodies identified among the wreckage include ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ tang master to the stars Lawrence Washington, my latest inspiration for staying on the diet bandwagon Christian Balenciaga, Miss Black New Jersey Lori Bryant, and one very angry lace front.