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Quick Flicks: Le Metier de Beaute Luxury Cosmetic Line Launch

Mariah + Nick Go-Go Erica + L.A. Reid

Nick Cannon must have read your complaints and stepped his tie game up for the launch of LA Reid’s Le Metier De Beaute cosmetics line [pause] on Thursday. Mr. Carey’s duck status is still under questioning but Rome wasn’t built in a day. Other attendees included Eve, Go-Go [wherever there is an open bar and peen roaming free you will see that guy there], and Chrisette Michelle.

Now back to this L.A. Reid flawless foundation coverage and concealer business. I haven’t heard any details about this company but I won’t knock the hustle. His lip gloss game has been proper since he was with Peebles!

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Quick Flicks: Bowling For Dummies

Trey Songz + Angel Lola Luv Tocarra Go-Go

Trey Songz, Tocarra, Go-Go, Maino, Melyssa Ford and others hit ATL’s 300 Bowling Alley for a little ten pin fun on Tuesday night. Necole Bitchie caught up with Katt Williams was still salty about the BET Hip Hop Awards fallout. Brother must’ve really needed that check.

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A Man Down, Code 10 Affair

Keyshia Get Em Frankie Monica

KeyLoLo celebrated her birthday [yes, again] with family and friends at Club Pure in Atlanta over the weekend. Keyshia looked cute but as always Frankie stole the show! EBT should have asked Frankie F. Baby to host the How You Gonna Rip It Like This Son awards instead of Testicular Pain. Or at very least give the woman her own 30 minute wrap-up post show. Let me stop giving away all my brilliant ideas. Check out Sandra Rose for additional pictures from the party.

Quick Flicks: Queen Pen + Teddy Riley’s Birthday Party

In these trying times Wendell Williams really proved a check was a check by hosting Queen Pen and Teddy Riley’s birthday party. As you can plainly see, fuckery’s name was written in all caps and bold on the guest list. Gold star for Wendy for upgrading her yaki situation!

[Flicks via Whats Poppin]

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Quick Flicks: In Touch Weekly’s Icons + Idols Celebration

The children in Hollywood in need of publicity hit In Touch Weekly’s Icons + Idols Celebration [I can't] last night. It’s better than flashing their pussies while they get in and out of their vehicles but not as entertaining. Maybe next time we’ll see LaMike’s sweet snatch in action.

This week must be $2 Prostitute Celebration Week! Omarosa’s raw emotion is that of a geisha in heat.

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Saving Grace

The Ozone Awards are usually a candy shop for fuckery but this year wasn’t as fulfilling as I thought. Thank heavens Lil’ Boosie was there because if he failed to show I wouldn’t have wasted my time posting one single picture. But by his stripes we are all healed!

This proud Black man once said “All the hoes suck on my meat like I’m a fucking swisher sweet.”

Look over your shoulder Beyonce, you got some serious competition. Click here for pictures from the red carpet and show. Peep video of rapper Trae serving Mike Jones with a two piece after the jump.

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Quick Flicks: Dunk Ryders Bowling Party

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Trick Daddy once said “my name alone has been known to break up happy homes.” Just sit back and marinate on that.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a thousand times: Trick Daddy has not been completely submerged in bath water since the video for “Thug Holiday.” The next time he does decide to bathe the entire act is going to look like that old commercial for Dawn dish washing detergent where the ducks are covered in gunk from an oil spill.

The end.

Sister Deelishis has been watching back-to-back episodes of ‘How To Look Good Naked’ on Lifetime. I’m all for body acceptance and everything but this brazen display of fuckery? Negative. Call me a hater if you please but I can’t get jiggy with this shit.

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