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Quick Flicks: Soulja Boy + 50 Cent Hit The Stage

Posted by J. Cooper on August 17, 2009

sbani Quick Flicks: Soulja Boy + 50 Cent Hit The Stage

Serving up a hot plate of what the fuck, Soulja Girl and 50 Cent [and his marvelous teeth] performed for the kids at the Honda Center in Anaheim this past weekend.

Attending the concert was of course The Barbadian, Pound Puppy [she sniffed the photographers out], and Pleasure P. What’s making my heart heavy is the yellow jumpsuit that 50 is wearing. Was he cleaning up clippings of Kim’s toxic wig or handling the residue from Tom Cruises’ dildo? Its never a good idea to mix work and play.

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Party Pooper

Posted by Fresh on July 6, 2009

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I will refrain from talking shit about the birthday shindig for Steph Jones since my love muffin B. Scott graced the event with his glowing presence but between me and you if he decided to skipped the party all together I wouldn’t have blamed him.

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Crowd Participation: Day 26’s Organic Tang

Posted by Fresh on April 3, 2009

The potent zest that is Day 26 [minus Willie and the Team Chunk member Big Mike] made me sweat out my freshly pressed edges this morning when I finally saw the footage of their studio scrap online. Since Robert’s dramatic cunt meltdown is worthy of its own open post here it is. I’ve been meaning to tell you for some time now that Que and his pank lips make my uterus contract like I am breastfeeding for the first time. Finally a forum to express my thoughts!

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Khia Should Post A Video Response To This

Posted by Fresh on January 12, 2009

Old video footage of C+D friend in the head Gucci Mane shoving and then punching a woman inside of a night club has hit these mean, unforgiving internet skreets running.

The fucked up thing about all of this is that the good christian woman that Gucci Mane superman’d is actually an artist [a term I use as loosely as Karrine's snatch] that he has collaborated in the past name Mac Bre-Z. [clickity clack for her classy MySpace profile] The pair teamed up on Gucci’s Down South club hit “Go Head.”

It seems like she was way more calm in this video than she was when I saw her  at the customer service desk at Kroger’s yelling about receiving store credit.

At the end of the day she still has Gucci Mane on her top friends, so should we really be upset? I’m not saying its right but if she likes it . . .

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Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places

Posted by Fresh on September 19, 2008

Mr. Meet Me In The Parking Lot will search for his next bust it baby on a reality show for the internet. I would suggest he hit the YMCA but momofukas are all about self-publicity nowadays.

love1 Looking For Love In All The Wrong PlacesThe recent ex-hubby of national evangelist Juanita Bynum is looking for love again — this time on his own reality show.

Bishop Thomas W. Weeks III, head of Duluth-based Global Destiny International Ministries, wants a new wife to mend his broken heart.

And he’s skipping the usual path to romance: chance meetings, singles mixers, social networking, speeding dating, fix-ups.

He is seeking advice from his followers.

Weeks will document his effort to open his heart to love again in 10 streaming video “Webisodes” starting next Tuesday on his Web site www.bishopweeks.com. The idea came after Weeks was flooded with thousands of e-mails and letters from people offering advice about what to look for in his third wife. Some even offered to be his wife.

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Here’s A Tip — Don’t Ask For One

Posted by Fresh on July 31, 2008

tipdre1 Heres A Tip Dont Ask For One

Don’t blame Andre 3000 for being a tight wad with his wallet, blame this damn recession!

Atlanta waiter Matt Moore claims that he went out of his way to hook Andre up with some vegan dishes after the rapper visited the restaurant he works in — even though it is non-vegan. Apparently, that effort wasn’t enough and Andre decided to complain anyways — getting his bill reduced in the process. At the end of the meal, the low-baller left a $0 tip and walked away. Classy.

What’s a guy to do? eBay! Moore was understandably pissed and threw his story up on the auction site, along with a description of the injustice and the offending receipt. “The chef had tried to please them with original dishes and took time out of the busy dinner to customize a meal for them,” he wrote. “Despite the spot-on service and super-catered food, they felt the need to leave me no money. I had nothing to do with the food, yet he stiffed me.” [source via SR]

I was going to play my role as a stan and defend Three Stacks to the bitter end but this is way past dirty. I’ve been in the food service industry before so I know what if feels like to be short changed when its tip time. I will keep my horror stories of revenge to myself but trust and believe that some servers are not as kind as others. You’ll be surprised at how many actually remember you from your previous visit.

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Family Business

Posted by Fresh on July 8, 2008

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Speaking from personal experience, weddings and funerals are both guar-an-fucking-teed occasions in life that bring out the absolute worst in people. That’s why I try to avoid both when I can! One day when I write my tell-all book [look for it under the alias of Alana Carmen Steffans] I’m going to dish on all of the details involving my family.

But I digress.

The Game’s first cousin Robert “Kirky” Kirkwood tells TMZ that when his sister died the rapper volunteered to pay half of the $14k [1] cost to bury her. But after making the commitment, Kirky says The Game changed his phone number and went MIA.

He then says his famous relative showed up unexpectedly at the funeral last Saturday, even speaking at the service about family values. But things got ugly outside the church when the issue of the cash came up. Kirky says his cuz stepped to him and punched him in the face.

Come and get your cousins, please.

[1] So dude can brag about buying conflict diamonds but not foot the entire bill for the funeral? That’s not ballerific at all.

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Posted by Fresh on July 3, 2008

omariwow Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Bow Wow jumped on the remix to the Hot Stylez “Lookin’ Boy” and had some slick shit to say about his number one BFF in the whole world Omarion. Bow Wizzle raps: “Damn them jeans is tight / You a O-marion lookin’ boy.” He then goes on to say “I ain’t know me and you would be going at each other. I mean I did it for the fun, you know what I’m saying? But you made a nigga wanna some fun with that thang.”

Bitch please. Did Da Brat or T.I. write that shit for you? They pen everything else.

I can’t confirm this but I think Shad is mad that Omari has a new spa partner in his life. Build a bridge hoe, build a bridge! He must have saw the candids [since his ass is always online] of O and his newbie cruising the block and had a fit. Don’t be mad at O because he is real fish!

You ol’ I might as well crawl under the same bus I’m trying to throw Omarion under [copyright SR] lookin’ boy.

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God Don’t Like Ugly

Posted by Fresh on May 1, 2008

Just when I thought Minister Thomas Weeks was finally done Crankin’ That Bynum . . .

jb1 God Dont Like Ugly The estranged husband of evangelist Juanita Bynum says in a new book that she has tried to use a highly publicized physical altercation to revive her own flagging ministry.

The self-published book by minister Thomas Weeks III includes chapters with titles such as “I Would Rather Push You Now Than Punch You Later” and “She Wanted to Be Oprah at Any Cost” and says it was Weeks who suffered physical and emotional abuse in the relationship.

In the 153-page “What Love Taught Me,” Weeks says the Aug. 21 dispute was nothing more than a continuation of the “heated fellowship” the two ministers engaged in during their marriage. The scuffle between the two in a hotel parking lot landed Weeks in jail on charges he pushed, choked and beat Bynum, and he ultimately pleaded guilty to assaulting her. He is serving three years of probation.

Weeks claims his wife instigated the parking lot incident and used it to paint herself as a poster girl for domestic violence and to boost her ministry.

“Ultimately, she had to have a plot and a plan to destroy my credibility, to leak issues that were in the process of being resolved … so that she could get out of the marriage almost blameless,” he wrote. [source]

Its starting to feel like they are playing serve and volley with their dirty laundry, not a good look at all for the church folks. First Juanita takes a trip to Divorce Court [watch] now Happy Eyes writes a book? DO. NOT. WANT. DO. NOT. NEED.

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on April 24, 2008

During an interview with Angie Martinez earlier this week 50 Cent said Missy Eliott may have motorboat former G-Unit artist Olivia while working on her project. Look, don’t be mad that Missy gets more snatch than everybody in the squad! Curtis probably has been on the receiving end of way more peen than she will ever see on this side, so can we just call it even?

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