Posted by J. Cooper on October 14, 2009

As I peeked over to the trending topics that appeared on my Twitter homepage yesterday, I saw an interesting date: November 23, 2009. Apparently, this day is going to be special or whatnot because its the day that the Barbadian is set to make her musical comeback [fake smile] after the Tappahannock Beaver decided to go all Leona Lewis [is it still too early?] on her face. Fresh asked me a question today that refers to her comeback: “How is this going to affect the rest of us?”
I don’t know yet, but I’m sure its going to involve a lot of heavy eye-makeup, heavy promotion on Amber Rose’s girlfriends’ blog and snarky comments from the head camel himself.
P.S. To all the people following Rihanna on Twitter, don’t play yourself. Its probably some overworked intern in a closet at Island Def Jam tweeting back to y’all asses.