This one is strictly for my pre-pubescent crunksters. Blah blah blah blockquote:

Although Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to play coy about their romance, the two could be ready to take things to the next level — playing roommates!

According to an insider, the “Don’t Stop the Music” singer, has been searching for a condo in the Los Angeles area since early July to share with Chris and has checked out units in Beverly Hills’ Sierra Tower. Rihanna’s so serious about finding them a new home that she has new listings e-mailed to her even when she’s out of town.

“She and Chris want to live together,” says the insider. “They play their music loud though, so they want a condo that’s soundproof.” [source]

Sorry for the lack of updates today! I’ve been sleeping all day like a welfare chick and it felt so damn good. I suggest you try doing it for yourself every now and then.

But I digress.

Your cousin Earl better known as DMX cursed at a judge in Miami *crickets* I thought he told ya’ll in Belly that “the next time the county or state see me its going to be in a bag.” Child boo! Now if he would’ve tossed a crack pipe at the judge and start freestyling then I would be all over this.

Men and women talk trash all the time when it comes to playing video games, so I don’t see what’s so special about The Game and Bow Wow going back and fourth with each other. Send me an email when the slap boxing match between Da Brat and Teyana Taylor goes down. Until then . . .

Aretha Franklin got no respect at Art for Life. The out-of-shape Queen of Soul was “out of it” as she was helped out of the event at Russell Simmons’ East Hampton estate a few days back. “It took five people,” said our witness. “She was dressed in an off-white, low-cut shirt and pantsuit with jacket and pearls. She was just oblivious to what was going on.” A rep for Franklin said, “You are completely misinformed.” [source]

I’m going to need Page Six Six Six to clarify what being “out of it” really is. If its what I think it is it has nothing to do with ReRe the Body but everything to do with Uncle Russell not catering for the appropriate number of people. I’ve been known to have dramatic cunt fallouts just so I can leave baby showers if there isn’t enough food laid out.

* You may have to adjust the contrast of your monitor to see it but if you look really hard you can spot Vatfish Wilkerson giving his woman the side-eye.

I don’t know how Monica is managing to stay so relevant without releasing a sex tape but she is. Gold star for you! A sneak peak of her reality show is available for download at Peachtree TV’s website.

In news related to Mo, the singer reached out to my cyber bust it baby Blogxilla to set the record straight about her “beef” with Bust It Creole.

The rumor was created when she commented that she and her boo Rocko were “too real” to keep the date of their wedding a secret during a recent interview. Since Beyaki is the regining Blood of the Lamb folks automatically assumed she was going in on Mrs. Carter’s decision to stay tight lipped about her nuptials. Click here to listen.

Estelle gets plenty of peen tossed her way courtesy of male groupies,which she refers to as “he-hoes.”

“They’ll come out and say, ‘Yeah babe I really respect you.’ Then they’re also like, ‘The beautiful Estelle’ and I’m like, ‘Erh what do you want?’ And they’ll go on, ‘I have seen you a lot…’ and I’m like, ‘Because I’m a rapper and a singer and I’m on TV?’ “It’s funny. I’m like, ‘Yeah cool, nice to meet you. You don’t need my number. You really don’t. I don’t have a UK phone. I don’t live here anyway,’ ” said Estelle.

She also insists that she is not playing horizontal polka [copyright Steven Q. Urkel] with John Legend.

“Stop insulting me with that. It’s like I couldn’t have got where I am because I do good work? You lot have seen me hustle and struggle, so if someone comes along and is appreciative of my talent, guy or girl . . . I’m supposed to sleep with them? We’re good friends and that’s as far as it goes. Have respect for me and for him because, obviously, he wouldn’t have signed me if I was sleeping with him. Not a lot of groupies get signed. To me that’s borderline disrespectful. He appreciates my talent,” she blasted.

Alright, damn, we believe you. Everybody already knows how Puss In Boots operates any way. Miss Honay! Miss Honay!

I haven’t been following the Rocsi + Terrence J 106 & Park fallout due mostly in part as my status as a grown ass woman. No disrespect to others for keeping up with the faux fiasco but what the fuck do I look like tuning in everyday just to see who is co-hosting the show with Terrence J? Momofuka I got a car note and other bills on the brain!

I’m not even going to mention that I think that the entire situation was a ploy to garner ratings for the show.

On Monday’s show, singer Mario presented Rocsi with flowers and read an apology later supposedly written by Terrence J. She accepted [duh] and everything should be back to normal when he returns from vacation. Shouts out to Necole Bitchie for the video!

Nala West, come and get your cousin.

I first did a blog entry about Dr. Dre’s daughter Menaj back in 2006 [clickity clak for some afternoon sexy as you kids call it] after gossip broke that she was looking to expose her Pops for not lending her a helping hand in getting in the music industry.

Since then she has gone on to do all types of ill shit like . . . and then there was . . . never mind, but she did release this YouTube montage of random shit.

[Video via Rhymes With Snitch]