Girl, You So Brave

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Tyra Banks enjoyed a stalker free weekend after Manhattan Criminal Court Judge James Burke ruled that the man accused of stalking Banks will not go to jail but should get counseling. Brady Green was convicted of stalking, harassment, criminal trespass and attempted aggravated harassment last week against Ty Ty Baby.

Click here for a flick of Mr. Green and his coffee. Nigerian scam artist game proper, right? Chris Hansen and the Dateline staff should keep an eye out on this man. He looks like he just sent out a couple of unsolicited emails asking for a cash donation.

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You Sent It: When Did Trey Songz Start Getting Lacefronts?!

AyYoEb twitted me this clip of Trey Songz long lost brother Voice [I do not approve] serenading Ty Ty Baby on an episode of her talk show. If he was a Knowles he would have been got put on by now.

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“I dated a guy once years ago and he told me that he has this thing where he likes to break a woman down and then that makes him feel more in control . . . When I was in my emotionally abusive relationship . . . I’ll never forget I woke up in this hotel room in New York City and I just called him and I said, ‘I’m done.’ And I heard in his voice that he knew it was true and he just felt like, ‘Oh my gosh, she’s telling the truth this time.’ And when you’re done you know you’re done.”

- – Ty Ty Baby speaks about her emotionally abusive [dude probably made some forehead cracks] on her talk show

[Mook's Minute] Goddess of Fierce?

Oh well, at least this is better than Tyra-bot. You know all the chicks and the tangs will be viewing this shit when RuPaul’s Drag Race season 2, oops, I mean Tyra Show, oops, okay Top Model premieres early next month.

In this clip the wonder zest twins Mr. and Ms. Jay bring the stick figures to Caesars Palace in
Vegas where Ty Ty and her tang army greet the girls [who shit in their pants when she arrives]. She proclaims herself “The goddess of fierce for 2,752.7 years” Is that how long her lacefront has been in storage? One of hos calls TyTy “extra-terrestrial” [couldn't have said it better myself] and another gives a sermon worthy of Al Sharpton.

The Drapes Will Match The Rug Now

After pimping out America’s Next Top Model transgender contestant Isis King for publicity Ty Ty Baby is now giving back to the budding model by paying for her gender reassignment surgery. That’s right people, the pimping doesn’t stop once the panel at judging sends your ass home.

The 22-year-old hasn’t gone under the knife because she couldn’t afford the $20,000-$35,000 price tag.

“I feel like I really was born in the wrong body, and it’s just the one thing that makes me feel uncomfortable,” she said.

[Insert sad Lil' Mama face] That what it must feel like to be a woman with nuts. I really feel ashamed now for slandering Tameka Foster for all these years now.

Operation Tangulous

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Double your pleasure double your tang! America’s Next Top Model’s own Jay Manuel and J. Alexander will appear together in a new makeover show pilot for the CW called Operation Fabulous.

Five nut bucket busted ass hoes [and I say that lovingly] from one town will be selected each episode to receive a makeover and move on further to compete in a ‘bigger competition.’ The last bitch standing will receive one final makeover – - for their entire hometown. Keep America beautiful and shit, go green.

Now before your spanx roll up under your second tummy role rest assure that the Mr. and Mrs. aren’t leaving their main money maker.

A lot of people are wondering if this means J and I are leaving Model. And no way. That is not true. We would never leave the original show.”

This is the reassuring news Jay Manuel has to share with you concerned Team J devotees, who emailed in to me today asking that very question after news broke that the CW has picked up a new makeover “spinoff” pilot called Operation Fabulous starring Mr. and Ms. J. (Note that it says pilot there, and not series. The series pickup should come later on.)

“It is definitely not a spinoff,” Jay Manuel tells me of Fabulous. “I can definitely say that. This is a new series that is a separate world from Model and will really help women try to elevate their lives.” [source]

Quick Flicks: Tyra + Janet

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Tyra kicked it with Janet backstage at a concert stop on her Rock Witchu tour last month. The conversation turned candid when Damita Jo revealed that she wanted to start a family of trolls with boyfriend Jermaine Dupri “at some point.”

Ms. Jackson also tells Tyra that she has been considering an offer to perform a residency in Sin City, following in the footsteps of Celine Dion and Cher. “They have approached me and I am giving it some thought,” she said.