[CRUNK + DISORDERLY]

I Vote No

Posted by Fresh on August 3, 2008

Ty Ty is back to her publicity stunts for, well, publicity again! She is really taking this “investigative journalism” stuff too far. First she dresses up as a homeless person for a day then she uncovered “hidden” discrimination towards Team Chunk members by donning a fat suit.

This time she tried to dress up as Michelle Obama for the September cover of Harper’s Bazaar.

“It’s a full makeover,” an insider told Page Six. “You know how Tyra likes to do that stuff. And she’ll get a lot of press off it.”

Batch please.

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by Fresh on July 24, 2008

New York’s Madame Tussauds totally pissed on the toilet seat when it came to Ty Ty Baby’s wax figure. This shit looks like one of the mannequins from Kim Lei Beauty Emporium and Soul Food Shack. I wouldn’t want to have this dust this possessed momofuka off during closing time.

Go easy kids.

Smile Withchu Eyes!

Posted by Fresh on July 2, 2008

Tyra Banks managed to score a Daytime Emmy and a wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Washington D.C. all in one year, whaaaat? Way to get em, tiger! Although the figure looks like the staff said “fuck effort” and plopped a wig on a beauty supply store mannequin and called it a day, I’m sure Ty Ty Baby is basking in all of the glory that comes along with it.

Now the only thing missing from this exhibit is Frankie’s gravely voice screaming out “Man down! Tyra mail! Holla!” when folks walk pass.

I Blame Photoshop!

Posted by Kid Fury on May 29, 2008

Kid Fury, here…at a loss for words. Miss Tyra nabbed the June cover of The New York Times Magazine and my soul all at the same damn time. So many questions are darting around in my cranium when faced with this photo. How many woodland creatures had to die for that Winehouse beehive she is rocking? Where did those hips (reminiscent of Miss Bellum of the Powerpuff Girls) come from? When did Tyra hit Oprah status? The list goes on…

I don’t think I can muster up the strength for this today.

Seriously?

Posted by Fresh on April 4, 2008

See, I wasn’t going to say anything about Ty Ty Baby today until I enlarged the thumbnails and saw her sporadic baby hair. I don’t get it, is it attached to her scalp or the wig? I can’t . . . not today.

This post was supposed to be about how I hope that Janelle Monae didn’t get trapped in Diddy’s tooth pick crypt with Black Rob now that she is down with Bad Boy but I can’t even focus on that right now. Thanks a lot lady.

Tyra was among the crowd to watch Janelle Monae perform live at Blender Theater at Gramercy.

Question of the Day

Posted by Fresh on March 26, 2008

NY Magazine put a list together of possible replacements for Tyra Banks since the word on the curb is that she is considering quitting ‘ANTM’ to focus on her talk show.

“She’s really throwing all her weight behind her talk show,” according to a source familiar with “The Tyra Banks Show.”

“She’s putting lots of pressure on her staff to keep her show on the map. She had Barack Obama on, she had Hilary Clinton on — she got a taste of playing with the big boys and now ‘Top Model’ seems to detract from her big plans.”

“We wonder if her big talk-show plans will include having the cast of the Bad Girls Club back on the show, or perhaps Naomi Campbell for a second go? [I can't. - - Fresh] You know, the “filler” between the political stuff.”

WHO WOULD YOU SELECT AS TY TY’S REPLACEMENT?

Enough Already, Damn

Posted by Fresh on March 11, 2008

Ray J hit the Tyra Banks show to talk about what else - - his boring ass sex tape with Kim Kardashian. It’s funny to watch Ty Ty Baby be all buddy-buddy with Brandy’s little brother when she gave Kim the ho-head nod and side-eye a couple months back.