With a new album set for release by The Barbadian and Tyra “finally” debuting her real hair, foreheads have definitely made a comeback.

However, these type of comebacks are not without their faults. Peek the picture above. Here, we have Empress of the Foreheads, Tyra. Pouting, thirsty, and looking quite tardy for the party is never a good look. Especially when your cranium is bigger than the grill of a Mack Truck. I’m quite sad she didn’t try smiling with her forehead.

Anna Wintour, you better watch your back. A new lace front wearing mogul is coming for your throne.

Tyra Banks, our favorite model-who-seeks-validation-in-others-through-stunts-and-revelations, has decided to launch an online fashion “magaline” that will focus on “beauty, fashion, healthy living and relationships.” There also will be behind-the-scenes footage from America’s Next Top Model, The Tyra Show and random ass photo shoots. The site kicked off yesterday at 5 PM with a competition to fast-track one application for Cycle 14 of America’s Next Top Model.

Well, lets hope the magaline will feature more helpful content than screaming and crying about weight and baby hair lace fronts. Her steez is starting to get old, real quick.

Read Tyra’s manifesto for her new project after the jump. Don’t fret Fantasia’s of the world, there’s audio of her enunciating every syllable of her spoken word available too.

To celebrate uniqueness.
To know when to cut the hair.
To welcome great advice.
To know that smart is always sexy.
To know that sexy is very good.
To really get the body and skin that we are in.
To seek beauty in everything.
To know what colors work and which ones are better on someone else.
To accept constructive criticism.
To practice the art of the smeyes.
To appreciate original style, especially our own.
To laugh at ourselves a little more than every now and then.
To dream….big.
To take more pictures.
To constantly evolve.
To cherish true friendship.
To be the ceo of our lives.
To be more confident and self loving.
To know when to rock a trend, know when to act like it never happened.
To ignore the haters.
That haters?
To know how to beat our own face.
To know how to do a smokey eye.
To live more healthily, mind, body, and spirit.
To know that some things that may have happened to us aren’t our fault.
To keep believing in love.
To know that every hallway is a runway.
To work crazy hard for what we want.
To be beautiful, truly beautiful, inside and out.

Fierce and Love,
Tyra Banks

Somebody fucked around and let Tyra finally be great at something other than trying to be great at everything Ananda Lewis was already great at [including Chris Webber]. And we’re never going to hear the end of it. Ever.

Rachael Ray and The Tyra Banks Show won the talk show categories at the Daytime Emmy Awards for the second consecutive year on Sunday, while the women of  The View ended Ellen DeGeneres’ four-year reign as best talk show host. With the talk show category split into two for the second time, Rachael Ray took home honors for the “entertainment” talk show side while Tyra Banks scooped the “informative” prize.

“I love daytime television,” said Ty Ty Baby when accepting her show’s win in the informative talk show category. “I learned the birds and the bees from watching [General Hospital characters] Luke and Laura. I learned my ABCs, 1-2-3 from Sesame Street. This [Emmy] is for the women out there that do not feel beautiful . . . that do not have time to do their makeup. . . . This is for you guys.”

Slow. Hand. Claps.

Tyra Banks this past weekend was caught by the paparazzi participating in a Flash Dance mob in New York City. Dressed all in black, America’s favorite talk show host [side-eye] flung her arms and body into a spiritual frenzy. Now she’s going to claim on her show that she is really good at dancing, tragic.

Leiyomi would not be pleased.

Ty Ty Baby, her immaculate lace front, and boyfriend John Utendahl are enjoying some vacation time in Hawaii. According to photographers she was “very sweet” to her man while the two shared a romantic dinner together later in the evening.

SHAM. FUCKING. WOW. Quween obviously doesn’t think the safety of these two is important enough to travel outside of the Los Angeles metro area to protect so I am going to just keep it moving.

Ty Ty Baby looked like she should have hit the snooze button on her alarm clock a couple more times while she posed for pictures at the Visionaire 56 Solar event earlier this week. Her sleepy appearance make her look rather gaunt, no? Girl, stop trying to tackle issues that no one gives a shit about and take your ass to bed at night.

Oh, Tyra. If you are going to fire somebody do that shit Knowles style. Put all of the contents from their desk inside a Hefty bag and place that shit out on the curb while doing the “to the left, to the left” creole shake.  Giving a bullshit excuse isn’t going to cut it.

“The current state of the economy has forced shows to make major budget cuts industry wide,” says America’s Top Model executive producer Ken Mok, in a joint statement with Tyra Banks released Monday. “America’s Next Top Model is not immune to these financially challenging times. We’ve had to make significant cuts in every area of the production and, unfortunately, Paulina was a casualty of these cuts.”

According to Paulina she was handed the pink slip because she had a big ego, baby such a big ego. Since Ty Ty Baby is trying to be recession friendly and all I wonder what low budget bitch she is going to get to fill Paulina’s spot. Any suggestions?

Ty Ty Baby rocked a fresh set of Fantasy Ride cornrows on Tuesday’s episode of her talk show where she investigated and tackled [I'm banging my fist on my desk] the lengths that some Black women will go to get “good hair.” I always tend to steer clear of this discussion because it leaves me with a headache. Do you!

I am going to get the Ventura later this season so I can represent for the natural and permed sisters. I’m deep like that and in touch with my Blackness. Video via The House of Bitchie!

Tyra Banks enjoyed a stalker free weekend after Manhattan Criminal Court Judge James Burke ruled that the man accused of stalking Banks will not go to jail but should get counseling. Brady Green was convicted of stalking, harassment, criminal trespass and attempted aggravated harassment last week against Ty Ty Baby.

Click here for a flick of Mr. Green and his coffee. Nigerian scam artist game proper, right? Chris Hansen and the Dateline staff should keep an eye out on this man. He looks like he just sent out a couple of unsolicited emails asking for a cash donation.

Green, 39, was arrested in March after, prosecutors say, he appeared twice at the Manhattan studio where “The Tyra Banks Show,” a daytime talk show, is filmed. He is accused of repeatedly contacting the show, sending Banks flowers with the note “When I see you, I love you,” and threatening to slit the throat of her assistant.

He was definitely fucking with the right one. Let a momofuka say that shit to Cousin Angie B! one time. That fool would either be taking dirt naps or swimming with the fish. Oh well, this is all going to make for an interesting, must Tivo episode of The Tyra Show.

AyYoEb twitted me this clip of Trey Songz long lost brother Voice [I do not approve] serenading Ty Ty Baby on an episode of her talk show. If he was a Knowles he would have been got put on by now.