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The Drapes Will Match The Rug Now

Posted by Fresh on November 18, 2008

After pimping out America’s Next Top Model transgender contestant Isis King for publicity Ty Ty Baby is now giving back to the budding model by paying for her gender reassignment surgery. That’s right people, the pimping doesn’t stop once the panel at judging sends your ass home.

The 22-year-old hasn’t gone under the knife because she couldn’t afford the $20,000-$35,000 price tag.

“I feel like I really was born in the wrong body, and it’s just the one thing that makes me feel uncomfortable,” she said.

[Insert sad Lil' Mama face] That what it must feel like to be a woman with nuts. I really feel ashamed now for slandering Tameka Foster for all these years now.

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Operation Tangulous

Posted by Fresh on October 21, 2008

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Double your pleasure double your tang! America’s Next Top Model’s own Jay Manuel and J. Alexander will appear together in a new makeover show pilot for the CW called Operation Fabulous.

Five nut bucket busted ass hoes [and I say that lovingly] from one town will be selected each episode to receive a makeover and move on further to compete in a ‘bigger competition.’ The last bitch standing will receive one final makeover - - for their entire hometown. Keep America beautiful and shit, go green.

Now before your spanx roll up under your second tummy role rest assure that the Mr. and Mrs. aren’t leaving their main money maker.

A lot of people are wondering if this means J and I are leaving Model. And no way. That is not true. We would never leave the original show.”

This is the reassuring news Jay Manuel has to share with you concerned Team J devotees, who emailed in to me today asking that very question after news broke that the CW has picked up a new makeover “spinoff” pilot called Operation Fabulous starring Mr. and Ms. J. (Note that it says pilot there, and not series. The series pickup should come later on.)

“It is definitely not a spinoff,” Jay Manuel tells me of Fabulous. “I can definitely say that. This is a new series that is a separate world from Model and will really help women try to elevate their lives.” [source]

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Quick Flicks: Tyra + Janet

Posted by Fresh on October 10, 2008

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Tyra kicked it with Janet backstage at a concert stop on her Rock Witchu tour last month. The conversation turned candid when Damita Jo revealed that she wanted to start a family of trolls with boyfriend Jermaine Dupri “at some point.”

Ms. Jackson also tells Tyra that she has been considering an offer to perform a residency in Sin City, following in the footsteps of Celine Dion and Cher. “They have approached me and I am giving it some thought,” she said.

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Here’s Another One, And Another One

Posted by Fresh on September 17, 2008

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Sessilee Lopez posted more pictures on her blog from the V magazine Mahogany photo shoot with Tyra Banks. Sorry Ty Ty but she is upstaging your ass a la Verdine White. You know Mama Tina has already sent off a wig crypt special care package [tainted dirty rice, assorted root boxes] to the magazine because she has been trying to have Beyonce and Cousin Angie B featured in a spread similar to this since 2005.

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Cover To Cover: Tyra In V Magazine

Posted by Fresh on September 16, 2008

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Ty Ty Baby recreates ‘Mahogany’ fever with model Sessilee Lopez inside the pages of V magazine. Even with her front tooth leaning to the side like Ll’ Wayne gone off his purple drank the cover still looks pretty hot.

[Scans via Faded Youth]

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Quick Flicks: Tyra Banks

Posted by Fresh on September 15, 2008

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Ty Ty Baby and her sporadic baby hair made an appearance at the 2008 Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Phenom Awards last night in New York City. If she addressed the audience at the ceremony I am sure that she worked how much she inspired the winners and her Sports Illustrated cover during her time in front of the mic.

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What Becomes of Discontinued Wig Crypt Merchandise

Posted by Fresh on September 4, 2008

Tyra Banks celebrated another personal milestone last night in New York City, yadda yadda yadda.

I’m not going to tell you who Ty Ty reminds me [read it twice, me] of when she smiles with her eyes and gives a smirk since I don’t want the creole gods striking me down for thinking such a thing on the Blood of the Lamb’s birth date. Besides, I’m sure you will have no problem piecing that puzzle together. Cousin Angie B red lipstick? Check.

There are more important issues to tackle this afternoon. Baby hair! All I am going to say about that is she needs to have a private lesson with Granny. She’ll show you how to do this son!

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Quick Flicks: Tyra Banks Celebrates Vogue Italia’s All Black Model Issue

Posted by Fresh on August 12, 2008

In true Ty Ty Baby fashion, The Tyra Show is celebrating the all Black model edition of Vogue Italia. Better late than never I guess. You know she is going to try to take credit [if she hasn't already] for the shit though.

Beverly Johnson, Chanel Iman, Tocarra, Selita Eubanks and her fabulous forehead, Stacey McKenzie and others hit the streets of New York City for their photo op this afternoon.

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