No matter how convincing the design on the bottles may seem Blueberry Yum Yum, Gizzard, Economic Struggle and Watermelon are not official flavors from Ciroc. Not yet at least. Now pass the Sweet Bitch.

REWIND: CIROC WARS

Always the obedient concubine, Cassie accompanied Mouf Breeva (and stuck closely by the mogul thereafter) to the sausage party that was Ricky Rozay’s birthday celebration. But her face wasn’t the most angelic surprise in a building full of sweaty black necks.

Leaving behind trails of easily identifiable Norwegian swagu sauce on the floor, LaMichael also breezed through the event held at Miami hot spot Club Amensia, blessing people like Dr. Dre with his majestic presence. How traptastic of him.

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This post should have been paying homage to Mouf Breeva for walking around with a haircut that makes him look like one of Maxine Shaw’s love interests on an episode of Living Single but fortunately for Kim Porter its not.

WHAT’S YOUR VERDICT?

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While aboard his yacht in St. Barts during a recent family vacation, Mouf Breeva shared his assessment on how President Obama is handling business in the White House thus far with The Source managing editor Reggie “Combat Jack” Osse for the cover story of the hip-hop bible’s Power Issue.

“I love the president like most of us. I just want the president to do better. There’s a difference between us voting for somebody and us believing in somebody. He’s the person that we believed in so I pray night and day that he understands how God ordained his presidency. I feel there was a promise made to God to look after people that was less fortunate, and [many] of those people are African-American.”

And its just that simple.

There’s really no use for any of us to let out  loud gasps of exasperation and blow up Cassie’s BBM over Kim getting her pussy reupholstered in the middle of the Caribbean and her matters of the heart. My pearls are not clutches, honey. We all know the deal and I am sure she does as well.

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As you can see, Mouf Breeva and his trusty sidekicks haven’t ran out of fare yet. God is good all the time and all the time God is good. Last Dollar Cab To Brooklyn is in stores now.

One destination Mouf Breeva refused to make a pit stop at during promotion for the Last Dollar Cab To Brooklyn earlier this week was at New York City’s Power 105 Breakfast Club.

On Tuesday, co-host Charlamagne crowned Sir Diddles the “Donkey of the Day” after he canceled his appearance at the last minute.

During an off-air phone conversation between Diddy and the outspoken personality later Mouf Breeva explained that the reason he refused to make a visit to the new morning show a day earlier was because Char “disrespected somebody close to him” on the radio in the past. (Months back Char dissed Cassie during a highly publicized interview where he criticized her singing abilities and accused her of sleeping her way to the top.)

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I am so excited for my girl blogger extraordinaire Necole Bitchie that I am not going to shade Mouf Breeva and the Pips as much as I am capable of doing.

I have been friends with Necole for a couple of years now and its dope to see all the things we once sat and talk about come to fruition for the both of us. Yesterday she visited the set of 106 & Porch to deliver some celebrity news while Diddy and the boys dropped the new video (as well as their nuts)  for “Get Your Ass On The Floor.”

For the second time today I’ve got nothing. Not because I am at a loss for words or anything but because I’d much rather be talking about Janice Combs. Your turn!

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Under the watchful eye of mother Sarah Chapman, Mouf Breever’s first born daughter Chance Combs looked on as her Monthly Check tossed out the first pitch of the Marlins vs. Braves game in Miami over the weekend.

Where are my manners? Readers, Filthy Coupons. Filthy Coupons, readers.

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