Diddy and the adorable fruits of his loins (there’s a mental picture for you to slide in your back pocket), twin daughters D’lila Star and Jesse James, were photographed enjoying an afternoon at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in Hollywood on Saturday (October 27).
Last week, the 42-year-old mogul was involved in a serious car accident after his black Escalade hit another vehicle head on outside of the Beverly Hills Hotel. Much to the disappointment of the abandoned
puppies former Bad Boy Records artists living in a pissy cardboard box in the middle of a Manhattan sidewalk, the collision didn’t keep Diddy on the sidelines for too long. Memo to Cheri Dennis, your arms are still too short to box with God.
Below, check out flicks of Mouf Breeva channeling his inner Prince in a costume complete with a white guitar, purple cloak and slaying wig outside of Playboy Mansion.
While you spent the better part of your Tuesday evening quietly at home updating your LinkedIn profile (never know when one of those jealous bitches from Sunday School will have the gall to Google a gangsta) Mouf Breeva was creating a light drizzle with dollar bills inside Club Perfections in New York City.
Your feelings for Sallie Mae be damned.
Premiere power vocalist of our generation (don’t try to deny her talents, thanks) Cassie hosted Lavo’s Stereo Saturdays at the Palazzo. Donning a a white cut-out dress, Tom Ford shoes and vintage Chanel earrings, the “King of Hearts” singer posed on the red carpet before taking over a VIP table on the dance floor.
Also spotted: Ray J and NFL baller Shawne Merriman. Yes, you care.
Cassie was hospitalized on Thursday night (June 12) with a stomach virus. Kim Porter’s root box is working wonderfully these days.
“This stomach virus is no joke! At least my sneakers match my IV,” she tweeted fans accompanied by a photo of an IV tube inserted in her arm. You would think she would be receiving enough, um, fluids with being Mouf Breeva’s concubine and all but no dice.
First, we snatch Mary’s breakthrough braid for promoting chicken wraps and now this?
This week, the mother of Mouf Breeva‘s eldest child, Misa Hylton, took to Twitter to defend son Justin Combs‘ $54k football scholarship to UCLA. She knows you’re pressed like a blouse for fellowship Sunday because her baby is the star of his football team and has a 3.75 GPA. But, if y’all keep playing, she’s calling her flesh-eating zombie friend and have him handle her lightweight.
Yes, this is the part where you get scared.
Subliminal tweets about love are the new ribbons in the sky. After bitching about being booted from the Supafest 2012 line-up, Mouf Breeva randomly declared: “Everybody has an addiction mines happens to Be YOU!!!! I LOVE YOU BABE!! Take dat!”