Not that anyone over the age is 16 gives a shit but Cassie used her MySpace blog to clear up rumors that she joined the remaining trannies of Danity Kane.

What’s up everybody??

A friend of mine forwarded me a link to a site with a made up quote about me joining Danity Kane. I want to make it clear to everyone that I am not joining Danity Kane! My second solo album is coming out in the Spring of ‘09 and I’m very excited about that.

I don’t know where the fake message came from, but I know for a fact that it didn’t come from me.

Anyway, I can’t wait to share more details about MY next solo project with you. Thanks guys, talk soon!

The world just let out one big collective sigh of relief. Still, I can’t allow the possibilities of fuckery behind this little rumor slip away. If Cassie joined Danity Kane what would the name of their next album be titled? Include a possible tracklisting if you’re feeling freaky.

According to Chicago-Sun Times writer Bill Zwecker, Jay-Z, Mary J. Blige, Diddy, and other celebrity supporters were reportedly advised to stay the hell away from Barack Obama’s rally in Grant Park last night and focus on attending the expected Obama inauguration in January.

‘Cause if weren’t Oprah your sweet puss just couldn’t get in.

“There really only needs to be one star in Grant Park, and that’s Barack. There will be plenty of time for a new President Obama to be surrounded by famous fans, all hopeful about a new administration,” said an anonymous campaign insider.

Damn! I was knew there was a reason why I didn’t see Dabnis and Vanessa crying and hugging each other on the screen as President Obama gave his speech.

After casting his ballot El Presidente of the Mouth Breeva Society told the AP “I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that’s how much power it felt like I had.”

He continued, “”I’m not trying to be dramatic, but I just felt like, Martin Luther King, and I felt the whole civil rights movement, I felt all that energy, and I felt my kids. It was all there at one time. It was a joyous moment.”

I felt my kids too last night, just in another way. Tee hee.

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The live season finale of Making The Band 4 was nothing short of dramatic cunt 101. As earlier predicted, D. Woods [who was also absent from last night's events] was given the boot with resident cum bucket Aubrey.

According to his royal bitchassness, Aubrey was cut from the group because “she wasn’t the same girl he signed initially” and warned her that her bad attitude would leave her in a dark and lonely place in the future. The same dark and lonely place that Cheri Dennis currently resides in, no less.

As far as D. Woods’ departure from the group is concerned Diddy says got she “caught up in the wrath,” though he remains adamant in his decision.

That’s the brakes. Much like the wig crypt, UPS is always hiring.

One of my favorite photogs Freddyo was on hand at Sean John’s 10 Year Celebration where he snapped the above picture of who he [and others including myself] believes may possibly be Diddy’s first born daughter, Chance. If you ask me she does share a strong, kung-fu grip resemblance to his twin girls. What do you think?

Kim Porter and Diddy grace [a term I use lightly] the pages of Baby Couture magazine with their bundles of joy, D’Lila Star and Jesse James Combs. I have a strict policy about talking greasy about folks who cannot tie their own shoes yet [excluding Consequence and Jo Jo Simmons] so I will just shut up now and hit publish.

Sarah Chapman and Chance can’t land a cover of Sister 2 Sister though?

A cop pulled a gun on Diddy this past Saturday during a routine traffic stop in Los Angeles. Kim Porter’s baby hair was not harmed during the melee.

Diddy was introduced to the barrel of a gun early this morning.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ at around 3:00 AM, Puff Daddy, aka Diddy, aka Sean “Puffy” Combs, aka Sean Combs, was being driven by an entourage on the Sunset Strip. One of the cars didn’t have proper tags and deputies from the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department made the stop.

We’re told the other three cars in the entourage stopped as well. It’s Sheriff Dept. policy to call for backup when other cars linger at a traffic stop. Backup arrived and the driver of the second car became “extremely uncooperative,” to the point he had to be detained. At that point, Diddy and the remaining five or six members of the entourage got out of their cars and began walking toward the detained member of their posse.

That’s when one deputy drew his weapon, not knowing what the dudes were up to. We’re told at the time the weapon was drawn, deputies did not know Diddy was part of the group. [source]

Crunkster Lace Frontin’ sent in these new promo images from Diddy’s I Am King fragrance campaign.  Our Dick Dealers will soon be able to sport the same animal phermones that makes Kim Porter’s panty pudding fall down like the love rain Jill Scott and Mos Def talked about. We are such a blessed multitude!

. . . this still ain’t got shit on KP’s Creme of Nature perm box though. I will always stand up in vagina power with my sisters.

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In honor of the Olympic Games, we asked Sean “Diddy” Combs about his favorite sports to watch last night at his spring-summer 2009 Sean John presentation.

And faster than you can say “Michael Phelps just won gold again,” he answered, “Track and field!” He is a runner, after all. (Could anyone forget that groundbreaking New York–marathon MTV special?)

So what if there were a new Olympic sport, something he himself might have a chance of winning, we asked. What would that be? “Who could have sex the longest,” he told us in a soft voice and with a straight face, while looking into our eyes.

Was that a pick-up line? We weren’t sure, but we tingled anyway. “I think that’s an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest.” Dirty! “Just so you know, that’s supposed to be funny,” he added as an afterthought. “Even though I am serious.” But who would be his competitors? “Whoever’s up for the challenge.” [source]