Step aside Garage Band vocal powerhouse of tomorrow. Bad Girls Club former cast member Natalie Nunn has officially placed her bid in on becoming the next studio enhanced vocalist of the moment. Take a listen to a snippet of her new (well, at least to me) inaptly titled song “I Run LA” below. Thanks Bria!
Just when you thought it was safe to plug in your ipod, Cassie took a brief sabbatical from clutching Diddy’s man pearls to perform at the VIP Room in St. Tropez. That’s right, take that foolishness outside US territory.
Kanye’s favorite muse was seen strutting down a busy sidewalk earlier today sporting a oversized flight suit, combat boots, sunglasses and her most favorite accessory – - a vapid expression.
Covering up her infamous body, she seems to have nary a care or bother while talking on her cell phone. Being blessed with goodies that is her titties and ass, you would think that she would be elated to show them off every chance she gets. I hope she don’t forget where she comes from; we haven’t heard or seen Alexis since she broke up with ‘Ye. Let’s hope the same fate doesn’t happen to Amber.
I need all my prayer warriors to assist me in casting out this spirit of fuckery. I’m going to have to check my blood sugar on Shawty Lo’s One Touch Ultra after the smoke clears from this.
Word on the curb is that Kim Kardashian is currently in the bathroom at Stop N’ Go studio recording her debut r&b flavored album. But wait, it gets better! A duet with Uncle Ciara is rumored to appear on the future musical masterpiece. Jesus be a non-stop ticket to Dreamland so Jazze Pha and Drumma Boy can breathe life into me!
“I’d have to hear a song and feel it out and see if it’s something I’d sound good at. I would like the music to sound a bit like Lady GaGa, Britney Spears and J.Lo with a bit of an r&b twist to it . . . Filming the video would be fun, that would be the best bit,” says Kardashian.
Kim Zoliack, where art thou?
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Epiphany time! As long as there are whores for propaganda running wild in the streets I will never be out of a job and fuckery will continue to be epicenter of our world.
Cassie is still screwing the boss, much to the chagrin of Kim Porter. Diddy and Madame Glowsticks were photographed [separately] outside of Deluxe night in Beverly Hills club last night. One could argue that being seen out in at the same spot isn’t enough concrete evidence for the fucking claim but, eh, why would you defend either parties to begin with?
Enjoy the low life while you can, Ventura. Once he has sucked your soul dry you will be splitting shifts with Cheri Dennis at Tire Kingdom.
Megan Good is trying to bring her Hollywood stock up by hitting the recording booth. The “actress” [1] released a snippet of her new track “So Good” on Twitter earlier this week.
Yeah bad idea.
Listen, let’s be real here. The only double threat Ms. Good possess are parts of her body. You pick your poison. Chesticles, lips, those other lips. I’m not saying she wouldn’t be a smash on 106 & Park [hell who already isn't?] but you don’t have to worry about your Pancake 31 ruining the lining of your Aretha inauguration hat at her induction into the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame.
Take a listen for to the track under the jump.
[1] Yes I’m still on that quotation mark shit. Have you peeped her acting credits lately? D.E.B.S., anyone? Her character on Cousin Skeeter was the defining role of her career.
. . . But you already knew that. Now this made my day:
Kobe Bryant’s former housekeeper is suing the NBA star and his wife, contending she was “harassed and humiliated,” denied health insurance and forced to quit because of “intolerable” working conditions.
In one instance, Maria Jimenez says Bryant’s wife ordered her to put her hand in a container of dog waste to retrieve the price tag of a blouse.
Jimenez filed suit Friday in Orange County Superior Court. She says in court papers that Vanessa Bryant “badgered, harassed and humiliated” her in front of Bryant, the couple’s children and others. She said the couple failed to provide health coverage, as promised when she was hired. She said she didn’t learn she didn’t have it until she became ill and sought medical attention. [source]
Wow, a bitch gets a couple thousand dollars worth of plastic surgery and a green card and all of the sudden she thinks she can treat people like shit!
Vanessa, we all know how you got here. I’m not judging you for hiding out in some nice family’s pool house overnight during your little adventure over here to the Americas. Don’t think I didn’t see you and your cousins on the True Life: I Live On The Border episode recreating the Español version of the Trail of Tears.
Sir Loose Booty [if you believe Superhead] hosted a birthday bash last week with a couple of Flavor Flav’s ball cleaners and random booty magazine models. Raven Symone [!] also came through to wish Big Tigger a belated birthday by presenting him with a basket of assorted ass plugs.
Now let me get my random rant on. For what its worth I actually like Melyssa Ford and actually give her a little credit for turning her video hoe-dom into other opportunities but her I’m-not-the-rest-of-these-bitches-because-I-hosted-a-show-on-BET attitude she gives off can be rather irksome at times. Girl bye! Get on T-Baby’s level and then start making proclamations.
[Flicks via Eviplist.com]
Two years after her piss poor live performance of “Me And U” on 106 & Park Cassie is still defending her vocal skills.
“I think more than anything, people were mean. I couldn’t ask for things to go any other type of way. I don’t regret how it went, and there was a reason why that happened. But at the same time I have to take the blow for it,” Cassie tells All Hip Hop. “That was my own fault for not being prepared and not saying anything to anyone when I knew that I wasn’t. I’ve gone in with my vocal coach.”
She added, “I’ve made it clear to people that I’m not Aretha Franklin. They’re going to see me perform and entertain, but they’re not going to see my blow. I wouldn’t ever take credit for anything like that. It’s just not what I do. I’ve gone in and have tried to develop it. Either running on the treadmill and singing and doing whatever I have to do to prove to people because second chances are rare. I’ve definitely gotten one, so I’m going for it. I’m going for mine.”
Damn right you’re not Aretha! You well never look as good as her in a two piece. You will never be able to wear an entire woolly mammoth fur coat and pull it off with grace.
But most importantly you don’t have Catfish Wilkerson by your side holding you down when she gets rough. You have Diddy. Enough said.
Not that anyone over the age is 16 gives a shit but Cassie used her MySpace blog to clear up rumors that she joined the remaining trannies of Danity Kane.
What’s up everybody??
A friend of mine forwarded me a link to a site with a made up quote about me joining Danity Kane. I want to make it clear to everyone that I am not joining Danity Kane! My second solo album is coming out in the Spring of ‘09 and I’m very excited about that.
I don’t know where the fake message came from, but I know for a fact that it didn’t come from me.
Anyway, I can’t wait to share more details about MY next solo project with you. Thanks guys, talk soon!
The world just let out one big collective sigh of relief. Still, I can’t allow the possibilities of fuckery behind this little rumor slip away. If Cassie joined Danity Kane what would the name of their next album be titled? Include a possible tracklisting if you’re feeling freaky.
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