Lala Vasquez and Carmelo Anthony took the final step in beginning their life together as husband and wife on Saturday and it only took them four score and seven years to get it accomplished. You mad? Don’t be.
One Touch changes everything, indeed. As reported around the web earlier this week, Bankhead’s numero uno pepaw popped the question to long suffering longtime baby mama / girlfriend this past weekend in Atlanta in the romantic atmosphere of a ratchet and wrong pool party.
Before heading out to Nello’s for their anniversary dinner on Saturday night, Jay-Z and his prized yaki posed with the cast of the musical Chicago on Broadway at the Ambassador Theater. Former Destiny Child member Michelle Williams will continue to take some time away from the wig crypt, having extended her limited engagement with hit production through April 13.
Jay-Z and his prized yaki had a grand ol’ time laughing at random #lilwaynedeeptweets at the game between the Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Mavericks in Queen Lobster Bisque’s home state on Wednesday. Ain’t love grand?
Black Fran Drescher really has a special effect on small animals and people. Please make note of the possible piss stain on the carpet in the above picture. But this shit right here . . .
Singing star Ashanti has a creepy stalker – an Indiana salesman who has bombarded her mother with lewd text messages and gross, X-rated pictures, prosecutors said.
Devar Hurd, 31, is accused of stalking and harassing Tina Douglas with 32 messages between May 29 and July 18 and numerous phone calls in February.
He was arrested July 22 in Griffith, Ind., where he lives, and has been locked up at Rikers Island since.
He pleaded not guilty and faces possible trial in Manhattan Supreme Court on Monday.
The messages he sent were bizarrely personal and often explicit and included sex acts he wanted to perform on the mother and her daughters, court papers say.
“Hey Tina baby, how u doing sexy,” read a May 29 message. “Tell Shani I’m coming straight home from work to put in sum overtime. U know how I do, LOL.”
He also sent revealing pictures of himself, photos of Douglas’ home and a picture of Ashanti’s car, the documents said.
I initially wanted to name this post The Princess and the Frog but that wouldn’t be right to Digimon.
With gloss on her lips and a man on her hips* Kimora wrangled up her Baby Kenzo feeders and traveled to London to attend the Harrods Emerald Ball. I will never understand this couple but I can live with that. What I can’t live with however is Mo-apostrophe-Nique’s 40 yard dash up the stairs in the commercial for Precious. It was powerful the first time but not so much now.
* That’s my last Beyonce reference for the day, I promise.
I’m going to keep myself off of PETA’s radar by refraining from making another animal reference for the third time in the row but you can probably guess what I really wanted the title of this entry to be.
Tiny and her sexy Bart Simpson lips gave an update to All Hip Hop about her beloved Kermie and the tragic violence that has recently hit her inner circle of friends.
Earlier this month, her former Xscape group member and Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi Burrus’ former fiancée Ashley “AJ” Jewell was fatally injured after a fight at an Atlanta strip club. Coupled with the brutal shooting death of former boxing champion Vernon Forrest in July, Tiny revealed that T.I. urges her to remain close to home to prevent becoming a target. I suggest she cram some pool table balls into a tube sock and keep it tucked away in her purse.
“I talk to him about a little of everything, just things going on. He hears things and we talk about it,” Tiny explained to AllHipHop.com. “He wants me to stay out the way, me being out of harm’s way. I know it’s a lot of crazy things going on so I try to stay in as much as possible because I don’t have him here. So I come out only when it’s necessary. I stay out the way. But he even said it was a terrible situation that AJ had to lose his life like that. Him not knowing the situation and what’s going on he really can’t speak on it.”
All Tiny has to do is hit Uncle Booley and Uncle Beebo on the jack if she feels like her safety is in jeopardy. You know they got her back.